Hot Damned

10 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 5,467 ratings

Fashionably Dead Publisher's Summary

Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions, and my attraction to a hotter-than-Satan's-underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous...it's possibly deadly. For real dead.

Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like that's not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One. Holy hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.

©2014 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
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  • Book 1

    • Fashionably Dead

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1,690
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,571
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,569

    Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Ridiculously Funny!

    • By Cheri on 02-16-16

    Regular price: $24.95

  • Book 2

    • Fashionably Dead Down Under

    • Hot Damned Series, Book 2
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 945
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 878
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 872

    Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Love! Love! Love Astrid and Ethan!

    • By Cheri on 02-27-16

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 3

    • Hell on Heels

    • Hot Damned Series, Book 3
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
    • Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 749
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 692
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 686

    My name is Dixie. I'm a Demon - a lousy Demon. I'm a 21-year-old virgin, and I have a battery-operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is not high on my list of things to do. Hell was exact. Hell was simple. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter-than-Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will get off my ass.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Hell Yeah, it was Good!

    • By Cheri on 03-02-16

    Regular price: $24.95

  • Book 4

    • Fashionably Dead in Diapers

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 676
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 618
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 616

    And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard.... That's nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren't any books on raising True Immortals, so let me give you a few tips.... Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion, and a map will help if you have only seven minutes and 31 seconds. You're welcome.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Holly Hotness This Story was Awesome!

    • By Cheri on 03-18-16

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 5

    • A Fashionably Dead Christmas

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 311
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 296
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 294

    Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Ho Ho Ho

    • By Cheri on 09-05-16

    Regular price: $6.95

  • Book 6

    • Fashionably Hotter Than Hell

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Victor Bevine
    • Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 368
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 343
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 342

    Welcome to my own personal hell. Name: Heathcliff. Occupation: Vampyre Warrior - one of the deadliest in the world. I plan. I fight. I win. Always. However, it's never taken me this damned long to get what I want before. Only I would be blessed with a Vampyre mate I'd have to chase for two centuries. The chemistry between us is steamy, and the sex is sizzling, but I want more - I want it all. Now, just as I'm finally wearing Raquel down, I find I have competition, not for my mate's hand but for her very existence.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Another Winner

    • By Troublemer on 07-27-16

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 7

    • Fashionably Dead and Wed

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 377
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 356
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 353

    What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry? You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell. All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?

    • By Cheri on 12-08-16

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 8

    • Fashionably Fanged

    • The Hot Damned Series, Book 8
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Audrey Lusk
    • Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 213
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 196
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 195

    My name is Venus. I'm a 200-year old killing machine and I'm trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swimsuit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma... Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I'd wanted to kill less than eight hours ago, and the possible love of my undead life, I'm in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that's never stopped me before.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Worst Narrator Ever

    • By Nicole on 07-27-17

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 9

    • Fashionably Flawed

    • Hot Damned
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: David Brenin
    • Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 138
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 130
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 131

    What's the Devil to do when his fire no longer burns away his sins and Fate is screwing with his...well, fate? Easy - lie, cheat, steal, and dictate my questionably accurate autobiography-slash-romance-novel to my unwilling and outstandingly rude Vampyre niece. Welcome to my Hell. A mysterious darkness is gunning for me and this time it might prevail. Traveling to Earth to promote my best-selling romance novel at an alarming book convention where I must protect my privates from the rabid lady readers is enough to frighten even the Devil.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Another excellent book

    • By Nadine Applegate on 11-23-17

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 10

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