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This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure!

It's Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose.

Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life-size Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I've ever done.

Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature. To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I can't even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.

Never, never again. Christmas from now on will be at a freakin' spa for the undead - no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the devil.

I just have to make it through the next 24 hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin' Christmas - and Happy New Year.

©2015 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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Ho Ho Ho

I never buy the short books in a series. Usually cost doesn't justify a 2 hour audio book. I too a chance on this one and am very glad I purchased it.
It it hilarious just like her others in this series.
This series is right up there with my other favorite groups of series by Molly Harper.

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Great Book!!

It was very entertaining to listen to. I've enjoyed every book that was written. Wonderful!

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Eh.

I liked the first few books of the series but this one was a disappointment. This is the first one I listened to (read the others) and I must say I don’t like the voice actor. She really is not a good fit. As for the story, seems like the author decided to think of things that make no sense and run with them. Yes, I get that the main character supposed to be unique and have crazy things happen to her but this is a major flop. Luckily its short so it didn’t waste too much of my time. I plan on returning this one.

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A Christmas with Satan

Astrid is trying make Sammy's first Christmas perfect which, of course, means if anything could go wrong, it does. Astrid invites the entire family to Christmas which includes Mother Nature, the seven deadly sins, Satan, God, and others all in one place.

It's a quick and fun read.

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unimpressed

this book was not up to par Azhar others were . she is a funny writer whoever reading this is absolutely hilarious I love being lost in the story. With this one I didn't get lost in the story I didn't enjoy the book at all it's a good thing it was free but still my time is not free. I could have always close the book but I can't do that I am a person that has to finish it no matter how horrible it is LOL

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I love this series!

I love this author, I love this narrator, I love this series! I literally found myself busting out laughing multiple times.

My rating scale:
5☆ - I loved this book and it brought out true emotion in me (laughter, anger, a good cry, etc)
4☆ - I loved this book.
3☆ - I liked this book.
2☆ - I didn't really care for this book.
1☆ - I did not like this book at all and probably did not finish it.

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Oh my...

Christmas at Astrid & Ethan's home. A wonderful plan but unfortunately it is doomed from the start. As always, chaos is the game and laughs are the gift. Highly recommend this series!

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This one and the next one

I loved this book!!!!! At the end there is a preview of the next one and it is narrated by a man. That was a mistake audible and Peter. The male voice does not do the characters justice especially Astrid. Preview story seemed good but I won't buy because of the narrator.
However, all of the other books before this one narrated by Jessica are the funniest and most relatable books I have ever read!!!!!!!

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At first I wasn't going to

But I'm glad I did

Fun. Short. Silly. Kinky. Definitely a good little tease before the wedding ;)

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Funny Funny Funny

I love Robyn Peterman and all her funny characters. The narrator brings them to life...if you love to laugh, you need you listen to her books...each charcter has a quirky personality and together they make for good laughs.