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Fashionably Dead and Wed
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Series: Hot Damned, Book 7
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 12-06-16
- Language: English
- Publisher: Audible Studios
- Whispersync for Voice-ready
Regular price: $19.95
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Publisher's Summary
I know I'm already mated.... I wanna get married.
What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry?
You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell.
All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.
Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. I'm trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have to figure out who's opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It's been a very difficult week - especially the no nookie part.
All I know is this: I will say "I do" on Saturday even if I have to go to hell and back to accomplish it.
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Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?
Another snarky, witty, ridiculously funny addition to the Hot Damned series! Astrid and Ethan are one of the funniest couples, with lot's of sizzling chemistry and love. They crack me up with Astrid's colorful vocabulary and Ethan's willingness to play along with Astrid's sexy but hilarious games.
Jessica has really out done herself with this performance! She flawlessly delivers on all the characters, demons, angels, and vampires! Her performance really made this story entertaining and AWESOME! I loved both the story and performance!
Oh Robyn, I hope you don't keep us waiting long for the next addition to the series! I'm so looking forward to more Astrid, Ethan and Samuel.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-11-16
love all of her books!!!
If you are in to silly and ridiculous then you will Love this author. I am extremely goofy and have everyone of her books this series is great so is the Magic and Mayhem series as well. If you are new to the series start with Fashionably dead book one
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- RandomReader
- 01-03-17
LOVE THIS SERIES😍
Robyn Peterman & Jessica Almasy are a one click author/narrator combo for me. Thanks for such a great series. If you like Katie MacAlister, Molly Harper, Darynda Jones, et al...check this series out you will not regret it!
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- Kim
- Smyrna, TN
- 12-20-16
Great series
Love how they make me laugh Cute story line. Highly recommend the entire series The narrator does a great job
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- K. Liguori
- RIVERDALE, NEW YORK United States
- 12-14-16
Omg Astrid and Ethan get married not with out craziness
Loved this story so upset it's over, laughed my ass off. Love that all the characters come to life for their wedding. Great book awesome author!!
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- Angela
- home
- 11-21-17
Yes!!!
MUST Read Read Read!!!!!! This book is eberything you would enjoy if you need romance, great laughter, and dont mind a "few" curse words...lol
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- Book Junkie
- 09-09-17
The Wedding!
Another great addition to the Fashionably Dead series! Astrid & Ethan are planning a wedding but the rest of the supernatural world isn't to happy with the royal couple's decrees. The couple faces off against their own and other supernaturals almost resulting in a royals death. Samuel displays impressive skills and the devil proved he's a crafty cunning dude. The narrator did a great job!
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- Karen
- 09-06-17
Pee in your pants laughs
Would you listen to Fashionably Dead and Wed again? Why?
Yes cause it made me smile and laugh in a time I really need to. You just can't help but laugh while listening
What was one of the most memorable moments of Fashionably Dead and Wed?
When Satan played the piano at the Wedding
What does Jessica Almasy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
she does a wonderful job with the different character voices
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
It made me laugh so much I almost peed in my pants
Any additional comments?
Well worth a listen this series is just outstanding and the audio version brings just a tad bit more then the ebook version
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- LaurelOlivia
- Carlsbad, ca, United States
- 08-01-17
Not for me
What would have made Fashionably Dead and Wed better?
It seemed a pre teen book aside from very adult language.
Would you ever listen to anything by Robyn Peterman again?
I doubt it. I think there are many readers that would like it.
How did the narrator detract from the book?
I found her annoying. I think other people might like her, she sounds like the Sookie books.
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
It might have been cute if the voice was different.
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- Paresh
- 07-31-17
Asterid and Ethan... couple made in the heaven
I have loved the whole series and actually feel so sad that there is only one book left. Jessica is so good.. she brings the characters to life and the story is something that makes you fall I love again and again and again... I just love this series