Fashionably Dead and Wed

Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
Series: Hot Damned, Book 7
Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
Categories: Romance, Fantasy
4.7 out of 5 stars (790 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

I know I'm already mated.... I wanna get married.

What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry?

You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell.

All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.

Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. I'm trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have to figure out who's opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It's been a very difficult week - especially the no nookie part.

All I know is this: I will say "I do" on Saturday even if I have to go to hell and back to accomplish it.

©2016 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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love all of her books!!!

If you are in to silly and ridiculous then you will Love this author. I am extremely goofy and have everyone of her books this series is great so is the Magic and Mayhem series as well. If you are new to the series start with Fashionably dead book one

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Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?

Another snarky, witty, ridiculously funny addition to the Hot Damned series! Astrid and Ethan are one of the funniest couples, with lot's of sizzling chemistry and love. They crack me up with Astrid's colorful vocabulary and Ethan's willingness to play along with Astrid's sexy but hilarious games.

Jessica has really out done herself with this performance! She flawlessly delivers on all the characters, demons, angels, and vampires! Her performance really made this story entertaining and AWESOME! I loved both the story and performance!

Oh Robyn, I hope you don't keep us waiting long for the next addition to the series! I'm so looking forward to more Astrid, Ethan and Samuel.

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LOVE THIS SERIES😍

Robyn Peterman & Jessica Almasy are a one click author/narrator combo for me. Thanks for such a great series. If you like Katie MacAlister, Molly Harper, Darynda Jones, et al...check this series out you will not regret it!

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Great series

Love how they make me laugh Cute story line. Highly recommend the entire series The narrator does a great job

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Omg Astrid and Ethan get married not with out craziness

Loved this story so upset it's over, laughed my ass off. Love that all the characters come to life for their wedding. Great book awesome author!!

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Like the others

This one was a bit boring for me. I think maybe I’m just over the story tbh. I do think I’ll finish the series. I’m good with all the info i currently have about the chosen one lol.

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Favorite Series

This series of vampires and demons is one of my favorites and this book did not disappoint. This funny, witty, and hilarious book kept me LOL through the whole thing. Once I started this book I couldn't put it down. This is one of those series you never want to end. The narrator does a fantastic job and is perfect for the MC. This book is well written but she puts it over the top. Can't wait for more. Very highly recommended.

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Fun listen!

Fun, funny, plus romance and adventure! As usual, this is a great book. There's a good bit of real-life family dynamics thrown into the mix that adds so much to the story! The narration was excellent!

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funtastic

I just love GG lol. Pam totally cracks me up. The wedding planning was hilarious. Moving on to the next in line.

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i love Everything aBout this series!💗

ms peterman spins a fantastic tale and ms almasy brings it to life! lovelovelove you Both!💗