• Dumb Questions

  • Avoid Asking These Questions When You Are Buying Rural Real Estate.
  • By: Pat Porter
  • Narrated by: Pat Porter
  • Length: 52 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (15 ratings)

Prime logo Prime members: New to Audible?
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.
Dumb Questions  By  cover art

Dumb Questions

By: Pat Porter
Narrated by: Pat Porter
Try for $0.00

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $3.95

Buy for $3.95

Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.

Publisher's summary

Do you believe there are such things as dumb questions? Yeah...me too!

In this short book, I'll list several dumb questions we get weekly by phone and email in the rural real estate business and explain why serious buyers should eliminate them and their variations.

Selling land as a top land broker in the south is a challenging and fun business. But, dang! Some of the questions we get cause us to just roll our eyes in frustration and disbelief. And it's not just us. I have friends with other companies in other states that feel the same way. It's just hard to take some people seriously when they lead with some of these questions.

This book is not a gripe-fest. I'm not just venting here. The goal is to help you avoid these "eye-rolling" questions if you are a serious real estate buyer and learn how to get some good information if you would ask some things differently. Yeah, you'll hear what not to say...and you'll learn some things you should say.

Heck, I know you'll get more than your money's worth. Give it a try!

©2017 Pat Porter (P)2017 Pat Porter

What listeners say about Dumb Questions

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    10
  • 4 Stars
    1
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    1
  • 1 Stars
    2
Performance
  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    8
  • 4 Stars
    2
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    2
Story
  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    8
  • 4 Stars
    1
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    1
  • 1 Stars
    2

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

get info for the land business

this book is a great for everyone starting off in the land business. . .

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars

Good stuff!

Straight forward answers to some oh so common questions we get in the real estate business. Love the added bit of humor!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Hilarious

Identifies frustrating elements of being a land broker and dealing with all walks of life with all types of really ignorant questions. Very valuable and entertaining on my search for 300 to 500 acres of recreational land in Texas - Mark

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars

It's fine I guess

I'm not sure how much this helped, maybe mildly interesting but I'm not sure I needed to listen to this. Much of it was common sense. The author spent time to make a clean VoiceOver and he has a natural knack for it. Best case scenario is I learned one or two things to maybe not to ask.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    1 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    1 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    1 out of 5 stars

One long complaint

Negative in spirit, context and execution...take a pass...its more like a letter written never to be sent.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    1 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    1 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    1 out of 5 stars

The author is a NARCISSIST!

That huffing puffin ole bull dog needs to respect others. He has a personality disorder.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful