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Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real.

I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were.... Now I find out my family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive while Ethan, the one and only love of my undead life, has a limited time down under before he turns to dust.

In the land of Sin, you'd think I'd get some nookie time with my man, but no. Baby Demons, cousins, and grandparents put the kibosh on that. Blue balls are the new normal. What the hell does a half-Vampyre/half-Demon have to do to catch a break? Apparently find a freakin' sword, calm Mother Nature's unmedicated mood swings, and make sure Mr. Rogers keeps his sticky fingers to himself during weekly poker with the Devil. And I have three days to do it. By all that's unholy, I thought Ethan's Vampyre family was crazy.... Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons.

©2014 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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Love! Love! Love Astrid and Ethan!

Down Under is an adventure full of new characters that are crazy, sexy, insane, and hilarious! And OH MY, the sex, and banter between Astrid and Ethan was HOT! Who knew a trip to hell could be so funny!

Jessica Almasy's performance rocked! She captures Astrid's personality and voice perfectly and Ethan's voice.....sexy! Well done!

I never thought I would fall in love with a story that was so "out there" and "insanely funny" but I did. However, some may be turned off by the langue but I'm not easily offended. I feel this story deserves all five stars ~ Great Story, Spot on Performance and just Awesome All Around.

If you love stories on the fun side with snarky, sassy, sexy characters that are over the top, and an unusual plot, this story will not disappoint. It was worth a credit, and the time you will spend laughing will be worth it!

6 of 6 people found this review helpful

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SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!! MY FAVORITE! AUTHOR!!!

It was such a wonderful and entertaining story!!! I am addicted to her books!!! Highly recommend to anyone who wants to have a good time and laugh a lot!! Kept getting the weirdest stares when I would suddenly belt out a laugh at work!!!

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Hilarious

In her snarky, outrageously funny style, Peterman has created another hilarious masterpiece! Romantic comedy at its finest!

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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Laugh out loud

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Another fun adventure for Astrid. If Robyn Peterman will write, I will read! And now I can listen. I know I won't be disappointed!

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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  • Kathy R
  • Salt Lake City, UT
  • 02-11-16

One of my favorites in awhile.

The story was terrific. Timing of events just right. And I loved the narrator. I rarely submit an expanded review but this is worth it. And I go through a lot of stories, frequently purchasing several a month.

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  • anne
  • Phoenix, AZ, United States
  • 01-20-17

TOO MANY W T F's MADE THIS A 3.5 BUT STILL GOOD!

Would you consider the audio edition of Fashionably Dead Down Under to be better than the print version?

I think audio is always the best!!

Would you be willing to try another book from Robyn Peterman? Why or why not?

Oh I am going to finish this series when I get a chance..and I already bought book 1 of her witchy series....I like Funny authors!

Have you listened to any of Jessica Almasy’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes, book 1...she fits the character of Astrid very well...

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

no...but book 1 was.. this one was not as well written..too many repeat phrases ansd the term W T F was used like 100 times...and it gets old...I am not a 16 yr old girl...sorry...there are tons of other slang curses that can be used...

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I like Robyn's comedic voice...and I do like the setting of this series...but I was not super impressed with this 2nd book...I liked it enough...but i am a bit disappointed....I super loved book 1...with that said I will continue the series when I get a chance...especially if I catch it on sale...This author did intrigue me enough to buy ook 1 in her Witch series...I love witches...so I have confidence that Robyn will thrill me again...I have heard differing opinions of Astrid...and her love of Prada and high end clothing and items does not bother me...maybe she is a bit materialistic...but she has a good heart..I like her and Ethan together and her baby demons crack me up...I like the hell settings with Satan and God being brothers...I like the comedic religious undertones of this story...it doesn't bother me a bit...you cant take it so seriously...and I think it was very creative...I really like DIxie..and I think her book is next...as I said above 3.5 stars and it was a super fun listen!!!

4 of 5 people found this review helpful

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Very Entertaining story line.

Unique, funny, and unpredictable truly enjoyed. The only negative would be the way God was betrayed and use of GD so frequently. A lot of the authors use the term GD not just this one. There are so many other curse words that good be used. In all she is a Very talented writer.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Funny

Funny and a very inventive story , the narrator gave a very good performance. I look forward to the next book in the series.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Very Funny!!

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This is such a fun book; this is the second book in the Fashionably Dead: Hot Damned series written by Robyn Peterman and narrated by Jessica Almasy. Once I started listening to it I didn’t want to put it down until the end. This book is great, it is laugh out loud funny. Astrid is dragged to Hell and Satan has a mission for her. She finds out that her family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive. The book is full of insane and hilarious characters.<br/><br/>The narrator Jessica Almasy did a great job with this book. She did a great job with the different voices of each character in this book. It was very easy to listen to in one sitting and I didn’t want to stop listening until the end. <br/><br/>If you are looking for a great book with great characters then you need to listen to this book. I am looking forward to listening to the next book by this author and narrator. <br/><br/>A Review copy was provided to me in exchange for a fair and honest review. The free book held no determination on my personal review.<br/>

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Funny And Witty

I love the take on heaven and hell. I loved the story and the way it's told. I can't wait to start the next book.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful