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Random House presents the audiobook edition of Blame It on Bianca Del Rio, written and read by Bianca Del Rio.

Not today, Satan.

The cheeky, larger-than-life drag queen and outrageous comic - 'The Joan Rivers of the Drag World' (New York Times) - who isn't afraid to shock or offend, shares her trademark acerbic wit and sharp commentary in this uproarious collection of advice.

When it comes to insult comics, Bianca Del Rio is in a class by herself. Fierce, funny, and fabulous - a would-be love child sired by John Waters and birthed by Joan Rivers - Bianca sandblasted her name in the annals of pop culture on RuPaul's Drag Race. Thanks to her snarky frankness, impeccable comedic timing, and politically incorrect humour, she became the show's breakout star, winning its sixth season.

In Blame It on Bianca Del Rio, Bianca shares her opinions loudly and proudly, offering raucous, hilarious, no-holds-barred commentary on the everyday annoyances, big and small, that color her world, and make it a living, albeit amusing, hell for anyone who inhabits it. A collection of biting advice, Blame It on Bianca Del Rio will shock you and keep you laughing. But be warned: it is not for the faint of heart!

©2018 Bianca Del Rio (P)2018 Random House Audiobooks

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Bloody hilarious

I'm so glad that I used my credit for this audio book.
I've always been a fan of Bianca's work, I had the pleasure of watching one of her shows before so listening to her read her book was like having a personal Bianca Del Rio show!

Witty, funny and her delivery was hilarious as always!

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  • Andrew Hinkinson
  • 07-03-18

Disappointingly dull and unimaginative

So disappointed by drag star Bianca del Rio's book. It isn't funny. It's flat. It's dull. The formula for it - Bianca reading out questions from fans and then answering them - is so basic! Anyone could poop a bunch of answers to letters and emails. This is not Bianca at her best. At all. Avoid. I can't see her as an author for putting this out. I'd have preferred a fictional autobiography. Bianca's childhood alone could be hilarious. Heck, the ingredient list on a ketchup bottle is more interesting than this. Bianca's delivery on the audiobook has her sounding bored and I've a hunch she wasn't in drag during recording. If she had, it might have helped. This is more washed-up Bianca 30 years from now struggling with a bedpan as well as a microphone.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 06-19-18

The shade is strong

Loved this book and Bianca is awesome! One of the best audio books I've ever listened to.

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  • John Mason
  • 06-16-18

I love Bianca del Rio... usually!

The reading of the book just comes across as bland. I found myself zoning out as it just sounded tone-less. The jokes sounded offbeat and off the mark. I felt letdown by this.

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  • Ana
  • 07-16-18

Awesome insult comedy to embrace one's bitch self

Rude, crude and brilliant. Read by Bianca herself - the jokes would *never* land with any other reader! In fact, it would just be plain wrong. Hilarious answers to random questions (gets you to appreciate how ridiculous fans can sound) and customised to listeners ("as you're listening rather than buying the book because you're a cheap f*ck...") LOVE it. Definitely will recommend to friends & family - not because I want them to make Bianca rich (though it's a nice outcome) but because I want them to buy ME the actual book, as I indeed am a cheap f*ck.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 07-14-18

so funny.

I loved it. defnatly worth a listen. bring out more books erm that's all I have.

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  • V (A Novel Love)
  • 07-10-18

Really fun for the first hour

Really fun for the first hour but then it becomes a little bit repetitive. I love BDR but I think I prefer her 'in the moment' wit and humour.

Great for fans of BDL but personally for me it was a bit too samey.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 07-01-18

Bianca being Bianca

I'm a big fan of Bianca and was glad that there was snark and bitching.

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  • S. J. Bunyan
  • 06-30-18

Shade

Great book, the advice is filled with sarcasm and shade. Read by Bianca too which made it even better.

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  • SaeSae
  • 06-28-18

Lots of laughs

I haven't stopped laughing from the first chapter to the last Bianca Del Rio is hilarious.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • @slytherinshare
  • 06-22-18

Was expecting a stand-up style performance

I loved Bianca Del Rio; her quick quips and punishing put downs whilst on tour (watched via YouTube) and on RPDR Season 6 - however I was expecting perhaps a diatribe of disastrous discussions on popular culture but instead we get a hodge-podge of piss-take puns.
Bianca Del Rio providing advice was just agony as many of the witty retorts were repeated synonymously.
I think the basis of this book could easily has been condensed to a 30-60 min short read.

All I can say is I’m glad I used a credit to buy this book and not the full price.

Overall value 1.75 out of 5.