Suck Less

Where There's a Willam, There's a Way
Narrated by: Willam Belli
Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
Categories: LGBT, LGBT Studies
4.7 out of 5 stars (850 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

The only lie told more often than "no, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "it gets better". Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: Where there's a Willam, there's a way.

But this isn't all about me (for once). It's about you and how you can suck less at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person. I've got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own special secret fag-swag sauce. So welcome to Willam's School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session.

With a foreword by Neil Patrick Harris.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.

©2016 Willam Bell (P)2016 Hachette Audio

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One of the best!

This audio book was genius. Think of it like one of the books for dummies. It was written like Willam was talking to a normal person. The tile does what it says Willam teaches you how to suck less. In my personal opinion the company The Great Courses should get Willam to do a full lecture series.

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Do yourself a favor...

Buy the paper copy too! That way you can follow along while Willam reads to you with the sweet tone of honey that flows from those pouty lips. This gives you visuals and audibles for double the pleasure. You're welcome! (Spell check used to avoid typos, I didn't graduate so I can't say anything about proper punctuation and my spell checked ain't fancy) BYE!

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hilariously real

the voiced glossary with Courtney and Alaska was hilarious. Generally a very real survival guide that covers all of your bases.

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The ONLY self help book you need!

I've been DYING for Willam to write a book ever since episode 1 of season 4 of RPDR! His blunt and frighteningly insightful brand of humor only comes from people who have been around the block. But this book took me by surprise. It's not just some entertainting piece of fluff. There's REAL advice from someone who has been there, done that, and has their face and hot bod on the t-shirt! I could go on for days about why this is an incredible book, but you just need to experience it for yourself! I would say that we need more people like Willam, but you can't duplicate a flawless, one of a kind, like her!

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I blow more now that I suck less

Got the Audible cause I was taking a road trip and couldn't wait, will be getting hard copy ASAP. The voice of Willam is the voice of yessss Gawd!

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Willam as we know her

She stayed true to herself and say it as it is! please do another one. 🙏 Don't forget to suck less

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Funny, Not for kids

This book is hilarious, but not for the faint of heart! This book is abrasive and I loved every minute of it!!!! Calm down, you knew who Willam was. GET THIS BOOK NOW!

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Masterpiece

Better than bbq sauce! Sockless indeed! This should win a Peabody award. Truly a work of prose worthy of only the highest respect.

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Great little kiki boots

Hey, it is Willam being Willam. You will not be disappointed because reading is fundamental.

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More than drag

Really enjoyed this book. Hearing Willam read it really sets the tone and makes this so much more entertaining. I laughed out loud more than a few times. A good feel good advice (loosely) book. The PDF is great too.

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  • Laura
  • 01-31-17

great book!!

loved every second. Willam is hilarious and it is so much better because it is him reading it!

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  • George Dunne
  • 12-07-16

Seriously your life will never be the same

I couldn't possibly of enjoyed this more, it is PERFECT and genuinely inspiring. Thanks Willam

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  • Andrew
  • 12-05-16

Hilarious

As always Willam is hilarious and truthful, which makes suck less an amazing book, I was able to listen to this as I powered through my afternoon work.

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  • Robert
  • 01-15-20

Honestly Hilarious

My belly is still aching from non stop laughter at Willams brutally honest autobiographical take on make up, fashion, drugs, sex - it’s all here, laid bare. Delivered in his usual dry and self effacing style and quick sharp tongue. Definitely a binge read.

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  • Rey DK
  • 11-16-18

BEST BOOK EVER

loved it so, so much. willam is a genius and i stan him a whole bunch.

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  • Jon Dickinson
  • 09-25-18

Hilarious and entertaining!

Sit yourself down and strap in because Willam Belli (RuPaul's Drag Race) is here to spill the T and tell it how it is... In a world where IT GETS BETTER is a mantra that installs a false sense of security, Willam uses his/her own life experiences to give you tips and tricks that you can apply to your own life to ensure it sucks less. Throughout the audible performance, Belli's personality shines through brightly. She/he had me howling with laughter and there was more than a few gag worthy moments that gave me a much needed reality check. Overall, I'm very pleased with this audible adventure. It surpassed every expectations and I look forward to listening to it again!

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  • Georgia
  • 03-26-18

A Must for Fans of Willam!

If you love Willams sassy beatdowns and untraditional advice, then you'll love this book. I love listening to Willam read the book but I think I now need to buy the book to get the full visuals.

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  • Technocratvlad
  • 11-09-17

A must for and RPDR fans, great for every one else

That moment when you get an audio book to support the author and it ends up being the most amazing audio book you've ever listened to. Cannot recommend enough. Funny and entertaining, at times educational, always willam.

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  • Michael Sloan
  • 04-18-17

Once you pop you can't stop...

Oh my god. From start to finish this really was a fantastic book with a lot of 'oh my god did he just say that' moments. Everything you should have already known to expect with Willam. Download and listen today

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  • Jade Nipper Newton
  • 11-27-16

Buy the book good damn it.

Listening to this book felt correct.
This book taught me to suck less at the important things in life.

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  • LauraGrace93
  • 11-04-16

Give her your money!!!

For someone who only in recent months fell in love with Willam after watching her on RuPauls Drag Race, I just HAD to buy this and it was 100% worth every penny!
I felt like I learnt more about everything than I ever have in a weird.
I highly recommend this audio book if you want to take a sneak peek into the life and ways of doing things with a drag queen and not only that but it's also has guest readers Bianca Del Rio, Courtney Act and Alaska 5000 in it too just to put the cherry on top!

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  • Kennedy
  • 11-22-19

Frank, funny and no holds barred

Love Willam's work! He doesn't beat around the bush. Successful, savvy, switched on and hilarious. This is gold.

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  • Mike
  • 04-01-19

Funny and witty

Great book if you want a laugh, an insight into the authors world, take away some helpful tidbits and enjoy yourself.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 03-31-19

LOOOVE IT

This book is literally my bible. Definetely worth the purchase. Theres some parts where he references pictures in the hard copy, but he still explains whats going on pretty well.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 03-28-19

Fucking Legend

So much authenticity. I laughed so hard at the gym I got more looks than when I groan about the pain. The fork and spoon thing helped. Cheers mate🇦🇺

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  • Just_add_scotch
  • 10-16-18

Full Geish Experience

Witty, charming and as filthy as the men’s toilets after an all day rave. William shows us what up his skirt. And I love it,

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  • Anonymous User
  • 10-15-17

love love love

loved the audio book!! funny, witty and truthful. i will definitely be relistening to this book.

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  • Siren
  • 11-04-16

It's Good Goddammit!

Made me smile. Made me laugh. Made me better. #SuckLess

I love you Willam. ❤