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Publisher's Summary

The only lie told more often than "no, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "it gets better". Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: Where there's a Willam, there's a way.

But this isn't all about me (for once). It's about you and how you can suck less at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person. I've got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own special secret fag-swag sauce. So welcome to Willam's School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session.

With a foreword by Neil Patrick Harris.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.

©2016 Willam Bell (P)2016 Hachette Audio

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One of the best!

This audio book was genius. Think of it like one of the books for dummies. It was written like Willam was talking to a normal person. The tile does what it says Willam teaches you how to suck less. In my personal opinion the company The Great Courses should get Willam to do a full lecture series.

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hilariously real

the voiced glossary with Courtney and Alaska was hilarious. Generally a very real survival guide that covers all of your bases.

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I blow more now that I suck less

Got the Audible cause I was taking a road trip and couldn't wait, will be getting hard copy ASAP. The voice of Willam is the voice of yessss Gawd!

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The ONLY self help book you need!

I've been DYING for Willam to write a book ever since episode 1 of season 4 of RPDR! His blunt and frighteningly insightful brand of humor only comes from people who have been around the block. But this book took me by surprise. It's not just some entertainting piece of fluff. There's REAL advice from someone who has been there, done that, and has their face and hot bod on the t-shirt! I could go on for days about why this is an incredible book, but you just need to experience it for yourself! I would say that we need more people like Willam, but you can't duplicate a flawless, one of a kind, like her!

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Play loudly so everyone can sickness.

I loved it. Good tips, but entertainment quality thru the roof. I found it also helps that I can play this loudly and the neighbors understand they need to learn to suck less

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so i didn't like it at first...

at first i didnt realize it was a "self help" books. i didnt like it at first. until i really sat and listened. I absolutely adore willam and watch him religiously on youtube and I watched every episode of suckless. This was funny, helpful, and just enough gross and trashy... just like willam! but joking aside i enjoyed this a lot more than i expected. I doubt Willam will ever read this but... Hi Willam! My husband and I adore you! i loved you since nip/tuck! keep up the work you gorgeous,hairless, slutty bitch! 😍😍😍

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YES!

I know I’m late to this party, but damn. This book good as fuck so here’s my review. Thanks Willam!

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Life changing

This book will change the way you look at life. You can take it at fave value as a work of comedy, but Willam makes a ton of very insightful comments hidden in between hilarious drag humor.

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Entertaining from start to finish!

Foreword was narrated by Bianca Del Rio!
The dictionary at the end was narrated by Alaska and Courtney Act!
For those who love drag you’ll love this book! For everyone else, you’ll learn something ;)

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Do yourself a favor...

Buy the paper copy too! That way you can follow along while Willam reads to you with the sweet tone of honey that flows from those pouty lips. This gives you visuals and audibles for double the pleasure. You're welcome! (Spell check used to avoid typos, I didn't graduate so I can't say anything about proper punctuation and my spell checked ain't fancy) BYE!

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  • Laura
  • 01-31-17

great book!!

loved every second. Willam is hilarious and it is so much better because it is him reading it!

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  • George Dunne
  • 12-07-16

Seriously your life will never be the same

I couldn't possibly of enjoyed this more, it is PERFECT and genuinely inspiring. Thanks Willam

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  • Andrew
  • 12-05-16

Hilarious

As always Willam is hilarious and truthful, which makes suck less an amazing book, I was able to listen to this as I powered through my afternoon work.

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  • Georgia
  • 03-26-18

A Must for Fans of Willam!

If you love Willams sassy beatdowns and untraditional advice, then you'll love this book. I love listening to Willam read the book but I think I now need to buy the book to get the full visuals.

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  • Alexander V
  • 11-09-17

A must for and RPDR fans, great for every one else

That moment when you get an audio book to support the author and it ends up being the most amazing audio book you've ever listened to. Cannot recommend enough. Funny and entertaining, at times educational, always willam.

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  • Michael Sloan
  • 04-18-17

Once you pop you can't stop...

Oh my god. From start to finish this really was a fantastic book with a lot of 'oh my god did he just say that' moments. Everything you should have already known to expect with Willam. Download and listen today

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  • Jade Nipper Newton
  • 11-27-16

Buy the book good damn it.

Listening to this book felt correct.
This book taught me to suck less at the important things in life.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 10-28-16

Third Listen

Seriously! Listening to Willam read this is possibly the best way to enjoy his work!

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  • LauraGrace93
  • 11-04-16

Give her your money!!!

For someone who only in recent months fell in love with Willam after watching her on RuPauls Drag Race, I just HAD to buy this and it was 100% worth every penny!
I felt like I learnt more about everything than I ever have in a weird.
I highly recommend this audio book if you want to take a sneak peek into the life and ways of doing things with a drag queen and not only that but it's also has guest readers Bianca Del Rio, Courtney Act and Alaska 5000 in it too just to put the cherry on top!

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  • Anonymous User
  • 10-15-17

love love love

loved the audio book!! funny, witty and truthful. i will definitely be relistening to this book.

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  • Siren
  • 11-04-16

It's Good Goddammit!

Made me smile. Made me laugh. Made me better. #SuckLess

I love you Willam. ❤