Disclaimer: This is a work intended for a mature audience over 18. It contains adult themes. All characters are over 18.
This is a humorous, episodic novel of dark fantasy and science fiction, composed of the four novellas Amy and the Ankylosaurus, Helen and the Evil Elves of the Elder Gods, Sithe in the City, and Dragon vs Dinosaur. It begins when Magnus creates a device to open portals to other quantum universes so he can show his ex-girlfriend, Amy, real dinosaurs. This goes awry when Amy goes through the portal and he has to rescue her, accompanied by his fellow scientist Helen, Amy's best friend. Then Helen decides she wants an elf boyfriend, and they find themselves trapped by the Evil Elves of the Elder Gods. This leads to a dark elf priestess exploring New York City. Then, at last, the group find themselves reuniting with a dinosaur and combating a good dragon for the sake of the evil Cthulhu-worshiping dark elves.