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Publisher's Summary

(Standalone story with teaser for next book)

From New York Times best-seller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes book number one of the Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., series, a paranormal romantic comedy.

Seven days to go from lethal immortal assassin to prince charming. Does he stand a chance?

Demigod Andrus Gray may look like every woman's dream, but when it comes to charm, he sees no point in pretending: He has none and makes no apologies for it. Behaving nicely hasn't made him the deadly assassin he is today. But is that really the reason he's still single?

Goddess Cimil - owner of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. - thinks yes. So when she foresees a mate in Andrus' near future, she's determined to make the match happen. That means hiring aspiring actress Sadie Townsend to help the barbarian act a little more civilized.

But are seven days really enough? And why does he suddenly have the urge to throw away an eternity of love for just one night with Sadie?

For more immortal fun, go to www.mimijean.net/immortal_matchmakers.

©2015 Mimi Boutique, a P&S, Inc., Imprint (P)2017 Paper & Silver, Inc.

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Cimil you are back and I am ready!

I love this story. I love Andrus from when we met him in Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?. I thought that he was a bit misunderstood and I think that he got the short end of the stick. I am glad that Mimi Jean Pamfiloff decided to give him a happy ending. In this book it seemed as though Andrus was not going to get one because of the prophecy that Cimil had pertaining to him.

Speaking of Cimil I just loved her. She is super funny and I think that she is smarter than everyone gives her credit for. I cannot wait to see what happens with her and also what happens with the unicorn. I cannot wait for the rest of the series.

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I loved the story and the reader.

Great characters with snarky sense of humor. Anyone who ever read Mimi's book can tell you that they are fun with chemistry and sexy time. Andrus and Sadie were both likeable and fun to read about. Secondary characters also great fun. Sarah did a fantastic job reading this book keeping me listening and enjoying. She brought the story to life.

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WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!! SMDH!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />

WHY FOR THE LOVE OF 14 LUNATIC GODS WOULD YOU CHANGE THE NARRATOR WE WANT HELEN BACK MIMI YOU HAVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND YOU NEED TO BRING THE LIFE OF THE PARTY BACK I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS WHOLE SERIES LISTENING TO THIS BOOK SO I'M TELLING MYSELF YES IT'S A GREAT BOOK BUT I MIGHT AS WELL JUST READ THEM BECAUSE WHAT'S THE POINT OF PAYING MORE MONEY TO LISTEN TO THEM WHEN I'M GOING TO FALL ASLEEP WHICH BY THE WAY I HAVE NEVER DONE IN THIS SERIES AND YES I KNOW THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I MENTION THAT (HINT HINT) BECAUSE HELEN IS GREAT SHE IS FUNNY AND HER SARCASM I WAS ALWAYS ROLLING MY EYES AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AND THE DIFFERENT VOICES HER ACCENT AND I LOVE ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT MOCKING LAUGH OF HERS AND SHE DID A PERFECT!!!! CIMIL MIMI YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND I ALREADY READ IMMORTAL GOD SERIES BUT I LOVED THE BOOKS SO MUCH I WANTED TO LISTEN TO THEM AND WHEN I BOUGHT THAT FIRST AUDIOBOOK I WAS HOOKED ALL OVER AGAIN JUST LIKE WHEN I FIRST READ IT MIMI HELEN DOES JUSTICE 2 YOUR ART THAT WONDERFUL FUNNY SARCASTIC SNARKY INTELLIGENT MIND OF YOURS AND I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET TO THE MATCHMAKING SERIES BECAUSE I HAVEN'T READ THESE BOOKS SO WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR THIS BOOK I DIDN'T EVEN READ WHAT IT WAS ABOUT CUZ I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE GOOD I JUST BOUGHT IT AND THEN I HEAR SOME STRANGER AND I LOOK AND I THINK OH MY GOD DID I BUY THE WRONG AUDIOBOOK AND WHEN I FIND OUT THAT I DIDN'T THAT'S WHEN I WENT AND REVIEWED WHAT THE BOOK WAS ABOUT AND THEN LOW AND BEHOLD I SAW THAT IT WAS A DIFFERENT NARRATOR NO HELEN AND THIS JUST SUCKS BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO NO MORE ABOUT THESE CRAZY IMMORTALS BUT I CAN'T DO IT MIMI IM SORRY BUT SARAH IS JUST TO BLAND FOR YOUR SPICY BOOKS THEY DON'T FIT THEY DON'T MATCH IT'S LIKE PUTTING OR TRYING TO PUT A TRIANGLE INTO A CIRCLE SOOO... IT WAS A FUN RIDE BUT I'M JUMPING OF THE TRAIN SO FAREWELL MIMI IT'S BEEN GREAT NO IT'S BEEN MORE THAN GREAT LOL I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY TO PLAY MYSELF YOU HAD ME LMAO KEEPING ME UP ALL NIGHT HATING AND LOVING YOU AT THE SAME TIME FOR IT
SO I'M PROBABLY JUST GOING TO GO AND LISTEN TO THE NATE TEMPLE SERIES BY SHAYNE SILVERS THOSE ARE ALSO GREAT FUNNY CRAZY BOOKS LIKE YOURS AND OH IF BY ANY CHANCE YOU GET THESE AUDIO BOOKS NARRATED BY HELEN PLEASE PLEASE ANNOUNCE IT SOMEHOW LIKE ON FACEBOOK OR SOMETHING THANKS BUT I'M STILL REALLY UPSET LIKE I SAID I DID WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF THE MATCHMAKING SERIES
SMDH!!!!

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Immortal Matchmakers

I love your Accidentally series. I loved this book. I liked Helen Wick more as a narrator . Didn't like the way these ancient people were made to sound .
But I will continue to read and listen to your books. I LOVE THEM!!!

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  • 05-25-18

Enjoyed the story

I liked the story. But, I didn't like the narration much. It wasn't the narrator I didn't like, however, it was the quality of the recording. It echoed, it made popping sounds, and the volume seemed to go from loud to quiet at times. It was off putting, but because the story was funny and entertaining, I kept listening. I'm not sure I'll get the next one, though. I'd like to, but I can't stand bad audio recordings. It took me a week and a half to finish this one despite liking the story and I usually finish ones I like within a few days. I struggled with this one, sadly.

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  • AthenaNI
  • 05-25-18

Drivel.

Unable to finish. If I could give this book minus stars I would. Amazon got it very wrong recommending this book to me.
The narrator sounds as if she is a twelve year old reading one of her mother's porn books and struggling not to giggle.
The story itself, I can't decide if the author was trying to write a comedic erotic novel and failed badly or is just bad at writing in general.
Although this is a standalone series it frequently references a previous series but I'm not willing to spend any more money buying the previous series to see if it makes me want to give this another chance.