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This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure!

It's Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose.

Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life-size Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I've ever done.

Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature. To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I can't even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.

Never, never again. Christmas from now on will be at a freakin' spa for the undead - no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the devil.

I just have to make it through the next 24 hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin' Christmas - and Happy New Year.

©2015 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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Ho Ho Ho

I never buy the short books in a series. Usually cost doesn't justify a 2 hour audio book. I too a chance on this one and am very glad I purchased it.
It it hilarious just like her others in this series.
This series is right up there with my other favorite groups of series by Molly Harper.

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Great Book!!

It was very entertaining to listen to. I've enjoyed every book that was written. Wonderful!

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I love this series!

I love this author, I love this narrator, I love this series! I literally found myself busting out laughing multiple times.

My rating scale:
5☆ - I loved this book and it brought out true emotion in me (laughter, anger, a good cry, etc)
4☆ - I loved this book.
3☆ - I liked this book.
2☆ - I didn't really care for this book.
1☆ - I did not like this book at all and probably did not finish it.

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Oh my...

Christmas at Astrid & Ethan's home. A wonderful plan but unfortunately it is doomed from the start. As always, chaos is the game and laughs are the gift. Highly recommend this series!

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This one and the next one

I loved this book!!!!! At the end there is a preview of the next one and it is narrated by a man. That was a mistake audible and Peter. The male voice does not do the characters justice especially Astrid. Preview story seemed good but I won't buy because of the narrator.
However, all of the other books before this one narrated by Jessica are the funniest and most relatable books I have ever read!!!!!!!

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Fun. Short. Silly. Kinky. Definitely a good little tease before the wedding ;)

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Funny Funny Funny

I love Robyn Peterman and all her funny characters. The narrator brings them to life...if you love to laugh, you need you listen to her books...each charcter has a quirky personality and together they make for good laughs.

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Laugh your pants off

Would you consider the audio edition of A Fashionably Dead Christmas to be better than the print version?

I loved them both but the audio version adds a little as you must hear the new pet talking as it will crack you up so much.

What about Jessica Almasy’s performance did you like?

I loved how she does the different voices including the pet. She makes the story come to life. It was already an awesome read and being able to listen to makes it that much better

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It made me laugh my ass off

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This is so worth a credit even being a short listen. If you need a good pick me up and want to laugh a lot you need to listen to this book

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Short but sweet. Do not miss.

Loved it all. Not a stand alone, but nice addition to overall story.

More titles.... faster, faster please.

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  • Georgia, United States
  • 11-27-17

It's a must have!

Okay, maybe I am a bit twisted, but I adored ALL of these books. I seriously bought 1-9 in a span of about 2 weeks. I could NOT get enough! The absurd things that come out of these characters mouths is not only funny, blasphemous, outlandish, idiotic and something downright horrible, they crack me up in the best way! I told my co-workers about these books and they just couldn't believe it, then I read them the pitch from the audible website and they bent over laughing so hard they begged me to stop talking. These books are AWESOME! If you love book 1 just download all of them.

This review will be repeated 4 more times :- )

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