Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings

By: Tyler Perry

Narrated by: Tyler Perry

Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins

Publisher's summary

If you can count on one thing from "Madea" Mabel Simmons, star of the smash hits Diary of a Mad Black Woman and Madea's Family Reunion, it's that she's got something to say. For as long as people can remember, Madea has been in the neighborhood - she's the beloved, hilarious, sharp-witted, pistol-packing grandmother who's watching out and speaking her mind.

Now Madea is telling her own story, dishing her memoirs and hard-won, hilarious wisdom in her own inimitable voice (with a little help from her friend Tyler Perry). Madea covers every topic you want to hear her on, from the art of flirting, to love and marriage (sometimes two very separate topics), and raising kids (including the full story on the bag o' belts).

She also opines on beauty tips (featuring her indispensable advice on the miraculous benefits of Vasoline), the healthy choice of a deep-fried diet, and the Bible (including her favorite Bible story, as you have definitely never heard it before) - and pretty much everything else.

Madea has lived quite a life, and she has some stories to tell. And they're all here. As she's fond of saying, "Sometimes life is hard, and you have to laugh your way through it."

©2006 Tyler Perry Inc. (P)2007 Penguin Audio, a member of Penguin Group (USA) Inc. All rights reserved.

Critic reviews

"Inimitable." (Ebony)

"Hilarious." (The New York Times Book Review)

"Wicked." (Entertainment Weekly)

Madea, how we've known her ;)

Funny at first, then its her giving you lessons. I was hoping for her to come off her reading a bit more just like at the start of it and the end. Good book overall.

Funny

I laughed as I listened to this book. Over and over again. If you are a mother and the kids section does not tickle you then you just don't know the meaning of life.

In need of your Grandmamas wisdom???

If you could sum up Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings in three words, what would they be?

Rules to Remember. All simple wisdom but sometimes life can get in the way of your memory.

What does Tyler Perry bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Simple, the voice of Madea. Madea's voice is half of the entertainment value.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Other than the frequent, "Oh my God, did she just say that?". I laughed a good deal with this audiobook.

Any additional comments?

I thoroughly recommend this book during your normal traffic filled commute. It will make the time fly.

Superb! So uplifting to my day! Belly laughs!

I am a huge Madea fan. I think any nationality or race would enjoy this immensely. Madea makes me have big belly laughs and makes me feel great. I played this book while trying to accomplish the daunting task of clearing out my basement and this made it so much more tolerable of a day. I laughed so hard sometimes I had to stop for a moment. I cannot wait to pass it along to family and friends because my laughter outbursts are definitely worth sharing to brighten someone else’s day. Thank you Tyler Perry, keep them coming and God bless Madea.

Hilarious!

I loved this audible!! There can never be enough humor in this world. Just sit back and relax and enjoy the laughs...it's the best medicine!!

Enjoy Madea

What made the experience of listening to Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings the most enjoyable?

Its a true to character narrative, it carries depth as to the persona while providing pearls of wisdom for these trying time. I bought vaseline!

What did you like best about this story?

I laughed through the whole thing.

Which scene was your favorite?

To many to mention.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Laughed hard

Thank you

This character and much of Tyler Perry’s work has been a balm, counselor, and plan of action. Thank you Mr. Perry for your obedience.

Humorous, inspiring, enjoyable

Tyler does an amazing job giving his message while using Madea’s humor to make you enjoy the message even more. A must buy!

Great lessons learned

This book was Phenomenal and helped me laugh through my pain. I listened to it at work and everyone including my boss wanted to know why I was laughing. I loved how every topic was transparent and related to my life. Also how it made me see things from a different view point. My favorite part was how to create peace in your home. Along with being comfortable with yourself. Thank you and I will definitely recommend this book to others. Laughter and teaching recommend.

hilarious

loved it it was very funny and entertaining and made me laugh a whole lot