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Publisher's Summary

Right now, you're probably asking yourself two things: Who am I? And what the hell am I doing here? Let's start with the most obvious question, shall we? You're here, ladies, because you can't f*ck. Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. You might as well get used to it because, for the next six weeks, you're going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot.

If you enrolled yourself in this program, then you are wholly aware that you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee you will when I'm done with you.

And who am I? Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I'm the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life. I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores. Now... who's first?

Contains mature themes.

©2015 S.L. Jennings (P)2015 Tantor

Critic Reviews

"I loved the unpredictability of this book... The fact that I never saw any of the story coming made me a hundred different shades of giddy." (True Story Book Blog)

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Sean Crisden narrated it

Seriously I purchased because Mr Crisden narrated it and he is awesome . the story itself was OK but the narration made it bearable.

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absolutely fantastic!!!

love this! had to listen to this book in one sitting it was so entertaining! funny, witty, sexy and the plot was different than most romantic comedies. I highly recommend! worth credit!!!!

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Even better the second time around

I read this book last year, but listening to the sexy Sean Crisden narrate made it that much more enticing. Quirky story with lots of funny sexual innuindos. Justice Drake had me laughing from start to finish and I loved how his relationship with Allie evolved.

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Really needed a lady to do Alli's voice

I think the only issue I had with this book was the fact that sexy voiced Justice does not make a sexy voiced female in any way! Two narrators were needed to bring this book together.

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Holy Justice!

Unique story. Insanely in love with Justice Drake! I love listening to male voices read books. I often get the book for the voice. Sean Crisden is certainly going to be one of my new faves. Great job!

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effing brilliant

Would you listen to Taint again? Why?

yes the deeper meaning inside the story

Who was your favorite character and why?

ali, vivacious and bubbley

What does Sean Crisden bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

smoking hot voice, many many tones, inflections, pace, i can even hear him smile while he reads i swear.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

yes and i made life stop for the time it took me to listen.

Any additional comments?

my new favorite. the story, sean crisden, the whole package.

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GREAT BOOK!!! 8-) A MUST READ!

This was a great book. Great plot. The book pulled me in and surprised me. I loved it. You just have to read it to love it!

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Great book

This book was not only funny but a good read. Glad I took a chance! Worth a credit or credit card..

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loved justice drake! loved this audiobook

I loved it, and finished it almost in a single flow... almost! The story (with the necessary twist) and characters were real; especially Justice Drake! ...and the narrator's deep baritone voice... So sexy!
Not disappointed at all by this audio book, just might listen to it again... yeah it that pleasant!

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lots of laughs

There were lots of moment filled with laughts. There weren't many steamy moment and that's ok but it was so dry it seemed kind of dumb throughout most of the book. The female voice was horrible and each female had the same voice. I'm not happy I spent $18 dollars on this.