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One of these things is not like the others - life-threatening community theatre, wire hangers, chipmunks, tree-house sex-capades with a hot werewolf and head-shrinking with a porno-loving rabbit shifter.

Actually none of these things are even remotely like the others, but it's my life and I'm going to make the pieces fit into a perfect puzzle - even if I have to shove it together and glue it with magic.

New leaf, new leaf, new freakin' leaf.

Caring for people wasn't in my repertoire until I landed in Assjacket, West Virginia. Falling in love wasn't anywhere on my agenda. It's messy. However, I've been told messy is what showers and therapy are for. I'm hoping that info is correct because Goddess knows I'm trying.

Never until now have I been a witch that wanted it all - the guy, the job, the friends and the place called home. Now I just have to fix my slightly irresponsible and somewhat unstable witchy ways so I deserve it.

I'm going for perfect or at least a loose definition of the word.

Messy, here I come.

©2016 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Robyn Peterman

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Snarky, Sassy, And Sexy!

Zelda the Swifter Whisper is back for more Magic and Mayhem!

This was another great addition to the series. I adore Zelda! She's hilarious, and I love all her snarky remarks. While this story is funny on the surface, there was a little undercurrent of serious emotions as Zelda comes to terms with her mother, and accepts she is worthy of love. Her relationship with Mac is hot, and their role playing always makes me smile. However, her big heart, and her willingness to help others, is shaping her up to be the next Baba Yaga.

Wow! Who knew Stephanie could rap!!! Stephanie does such an outstanding job narrating this story! She captures Zelda's personality, and delivers all the snarly sassy dialogue flawlessly. The narration really adds to the story.

I enjoyed this quick story! It's was a light, funny read that's perfect for in between the more serious stories I love to listen too!

7 of 7 people found this review helpful

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another hit

Wow!!This book was just as good as the last two. It was funny funny funny. Zelda and Mac are great toguether. I just love the wit and sarcasm of Zelda. Talk about crazy and mixed up family and friends but that is what makes this a great book. The play that her father wanted her to do was funny. Going to the see local shrink(Roger Rabbit). Helping chipmunk shifters after they came to kill her. LOL. I recommend this book and the series. Looking forward to the next.

4 of 4 people found this review helpful

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Love!!!

I'm such a huge fan of this author's books!!! This story provided a gateway to a Kindle Worlds series which I'm slowly working my way through. I love the story, love the wanker, love the narrator! Assjacket is the place to be, if you can't be in nocturne falls or Shreveport! If you want to laugh your butt off, this is your next purchase!

4 of 5 people found this review helpful

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Keep them coming

Robyn Peterman keep writing them and Stephanie Riggio keep narrating them and I'll keep listening. If you like a laugh a minute cozy paranormal stories I highly recommend this series.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Witty and Fun

So much fun it shouldn't be legal. This book is full of laughs, crazy shifters of all species and sassy. Dysfunctional witches that stole my heart since the beginning in this series. It's well written and made my laugh until I peed. The world and characters in this story are just so quirky and loveable. The vivid descriptions of each character and event pull you into the story and take you on a magical ride that you don't wanna miss.

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Amaze balls

The story is simply amazing and I adored it. The narrator did an outstanding job of bringing it to life. Can't wait till the next one comes out

Ps don't listen while drinking cause certain parts will make you laugh so much you'll spit your drink out

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Loved!

Each book keeps getting better and better. Zelda is turning over a new leaf. Let the mayhem commence! Lots of laugh out loud moments with this fun cast of characters. This time there were a lot of tender moments with Zelda & Mac too. Sigh..I love me some Mac! You can't lose when you pick up one of Robyn Peterman's books! Stephanie Riggio is the perfect Zelda!

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Another great story by Robyn Peterman

This one is my favorite so far in this series. So much happening with Zelda. Best ending ever!!
Stephanie did another remarkable job. She will always be my Zelda. Can't wait to see where this goes.

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Finding out who you are

In this story it is about finding out who you are and that you are not like you raise you. But when you are true to your self you can be good and great and better than the past.

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Love this author!

The stories told by Robyn Peterman bring a fantasy world to life in a 3D in your face way that makes you dispel disbelief and join in the fun. Her characters are charmingly snarky and resonate with your inner child. I highly recommend starting at the beginning of her series and buckling in for the whole ride! Ready for the next now!