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Next Level Basic

The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook
Narrated by: Stassi Schroeder
4.5 out of 5 stars

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Publisher's Summary

Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this laugh-out-loud funny guide from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show Vanderpump Rules, perfect for fans of the relatable and entertaining books by the Betches and Andi Dorfman. 
Millions of Vanderpump Rules viewers and podcast listeners know Stassi Schroeder as a major defender of basic bitch rights. There’s nothing more boring than people who take themselves too seriously or think you have to be pretentious to be cool. Stassi champions the things that many of us are afraid to love publicly for fear of being labeled basic: lattes, pugs, bubbly cocktails, millennial pink, #OOTD (outfit of the day, obvs), astrology, hot dogs, the perfect pair of Louboutins, romantic comedies...the list goes on and on. 
This audiobook is for people tired of pretending they would rather see a Daniel Day-Lewis movie about sewing or read War and Peace than watch a Saw marathon or listen to...well, this audiobook! 
In Next Level Basic, the reality star, podcast queen, and ranch dressing expert gives you hilarious and pointed lessons on how to have fun and celebrate yourself, with exclusive stories from her own life and on the set of Vanderpump Rules. From her very public breakups to her most intimate details about her plastic surgery, Stassi shares her own personal experiences with her trademark honesty - all with the hope you can learn something from them.  
©2019 Stassi Schroeder (P)2019 Simon & Schuster
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1 out of 5 stars
By David Jaskolski on 04-18-19

Okay AF

How many times can someone say Basic AF? Well if you read this book, you will hear it every other sentence. Let me recap this book for you. Be yourself and you can title yourself Basic AF. Stassi tells you to be yourself, but also she is gonna judge you for it. She contradicts herself left and right, but I give her props. She made made money off me (I drank the kool-aid and thought this book might be worth it) so I purchased it. Instant regret.

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2 out of 5 stars
By Kela Carie on 04-16-19

I cant belive I wasted a credit on this

I wanted to listen to this so bad and I wanted to like it. but, i just cant. it doesnt even sound like shes trying not to read from a script. it also just sounds like that one really good friend who's a little drunk, and your the DD and shes stuck in the bathroom with another drunk girl and wont stop talking.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Ashleigh on 04-23-19

Why is Stassi Me

I have watched vanderpump rules since season one, and I have always loved the basic bitchness of Stassi so when I saw she had a book coming out I HAD to buy it I am still waiting for the actual book to come but listened to the book today and LOVED it so much. There were so many times I was like did I write this book? And I would totally join the Stassi Cult please initiate me.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Stephie on 04-17-19

Like listening to a rant from your bestie

Fantastically funny & brilliantly read. In case I didn’t already want Stassi as a friend this sealed it. Adore her!

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5 out of 5 stars
By Dee Hithgoda on 05-17-19

She’s so entertaining and extremely lovable!

I loved this book! Stassi you are the cutest and the most entertaining. It was a lighthearted listen and I really enjoyed it. Being a woman in my 40’s I could still relate to everything and I found it made me smile a lot and giggle. She’s a delightful soul and full of character!. I love her she’s brilliant! Well done on a great book Stassi.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Michelle King on 05-08-19

ABSOLUTE BEST!

I absolutely loved this book and I don't think any one but the queen herself could have read it. Stassi genuinely makes you feel like she's your bestie and you are just having a chat over some wine. I really hope she does another book just like it!

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