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Fans have been waiting for Brandi’s scoop on one of the biggest divorces of the decade since her husband of eight years abandoned her and their two sons to marry country singer LeAnn Rimes. Not only does Brandi spill the beans about her side of the split, but the lovable housewife also shares the incredible wild ride that took her from a life in the ghetto to Hollywood’s most elite circles. 

For the first time, Brandi talks about how she escaped a rough neighborhood on the outskirts of Sacramento and stumbled into a successful modeling career that swept her into a world of Paris Fashion Weeks, private jets, and uncircumcised penises. Before she knew it, Brandi was the perfect Hollywood trophy wife - at least until her marriage exploded. 

Today, the refreshingly filter-free housewife and unapologetic mom is the newest full-time cast member of Bravo’s juggernaut franchise, where she often elicits raised eyebrows and gossip from her costars for her refusal to be the scorned ex-wife, to be bullied, to change her sarcastic sense of humor, or - on most occasions - to wear a bra. 

Sassy, raunchy, and compulsively listenable, Drinking and Tweeting perfectly captures Brandi’s open-book attitude, as she dishes about everything from her DUI, her cheating ex, her one-night stands, and the secret plastic surgery that made her “17” again.

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Who edited this?

Did no one listen to this before release? The repeated lines are insane, like she read the line- then did another take. This happens CONSTANTLY. Between that, the weird chatter you can’t even really hear, and the lip smacking... it’s impossible to listen to.

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Lip smacks are driving me crazy!

Seriously, the lip smacking is making my spine hurt, never mind my ears! Also, the editor must have been also tipping the wine bottle because there are so many repeated lines its insane. Brandi was never my favorite HW but wanted to read her books for inside scoop. Story is good but she still seriously narcissistic.

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Very funny and emotional

I never thought Brandi was so talented. The book gives a light and funny outlook to real issues women deal with. I was pleasantly surprised.

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Glad I finally listened

I'm glad I finally listened to this is my title because I had been thinking about this one for a while. I decided to listen to a quick, fun read. I was first put off by drinking in the title and that wasn't a major thing. But be prepared...the tweeting thing is all through the book. Once I got used to the hashtag....part it was fun. I enjoyed listening to her narration more than I thought I would; sort of like a friend telling it. I would recommend it for a light listen.

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Worth it

I read this book when it first came out, but decided to give it a listen because I’m on a current marathon of binge watching housewives. The book is a much better read than listening to because Brandi’s voice can become annoying. However, she comes out with some one liners that make up for it. I’m not the biggest Brandi fan, but love her story and the way she handled herself in the impossible situation she was given. I will definitely be listening to her second book.

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I liked it

If she said the word hashtag one more time I was going to Stab myself in the ear with a fork BUT besides that I really enjoyed the book

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Do NOT waste your money.

I’m so sad to say that this book was a complete and udder disappointment.
What you’ll learn from this book:
-Brandi’s ex husband left her for Leann Rhymes.
-Brandi absolutely detests said ex husband and Leann Rhymes.

That is it. Literally! This particular subject should’ve been covered and ended in the first chapter. But it is literally brought up several times in ever single chapter.

Plus whoever was doing the recording of this audio book needs to be fired because her lips smacking after literally almost every sentence was so obnoxious. She’s talking like she’s a pre-teen gossiping in middle school, when in reality she’s a 40 something year old woman. It’s so cringey!

Brandi is such a fun person to listen to and watch so I was really excited to listen to this book.
Needless to say, it was such a let down.

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entertaining

I enjoyed the phuck out of Brandi's story! Wasn't really expecting to like this as much as I did.

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Loved every minute

Brandi narrates this as though you’re having a conversation together. It’s so great! Loved it all.

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Love You Brandi!

Brandi I loved this book!!! I am about a decade late in watching Housewives of Beverly Hills and she doin became my favorite. She is a no nonsense tell it like it is person and I love that about her! I went through a cheating husband and nasty divorce myself about 10 years ago and I completely related with her throughout this book! I’m soooo proud of her new life! Best wishes Brandi! ❤️

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  • Daniela
  • 04-21-21

Light to listen

Very Brandi. Makes for a really light listen, at moments heart warming. But unfortunately outdated, although she adds commentaries to bring it to the present

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  • Pepukai Makoni
  • 10-16-20

Comes with extras!

Got audible just for this book bc hearing brandi narrate seemed a lot more fun than feeling like I was rotting my brain by actually reading a brandi glanville book and I'm so glad I did! I found myself laughing out loud numerous times or gasping because of course she doesn't hold back AT ALL! (and I expected no less!)
Anyways what makes the audible version so great is that brandi frequently adds her own little commentary and often disagrees with what she's written because it was so long ago which makes the slightly outdated moments a lot less cringy. Also she literally is crying while narrating in part of it, I mean it feels way more natural, I feel if I had read the book it would have sounded a lot more forced and less brandi! Anyways in terms of the actual content if like me you didn't know much about brandis past this book leaves no stone unturned, definitely found it informative and interesting. 5/5 imo😌

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  • Maria
  • 08-25-20

Loved it!

Very gripping and just pure truth!
Love it. A nice easy listen for anytime.

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  • mcgonigal
  • 08-15-20

Amazing!

I absolutely loved this book and finished it in a day. Brandi had me crying, laughing and crying with laughter in every chapter.

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  • Deb
  • 06-27-20

sweet and sour but excellent

the book is very good. author has potty mouth but is very funny all the same. the story of a divorce and sour relationship with ex. but author is a survivor and is witty, sweet, funny and gorgeous looking so am sure will meet someone she deserves in the future after being married to a serially unfaithful rat. I recommended this to several friends and they loved it to. highly recommend.

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  • STUART J ADDERLEY
  • 06-12-20

Good book

Great book liked the talk over. Not sure if there were a few edit mistakes in it but who cares great book bring her back as a full time cast member