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Publisher's Summary

Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: Contains explicit sex, profanity, and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

©2012 Tara Sivec (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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Hilarious

So funny.. Such a great listen. The narrator did a great job in her portrayal of claire.

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Sweet like Chocolate

Where does Seduction and Snacks rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

In my Top 15, I found it very entertaining

What other book might you compare Seduction and Snacks to and why?

Any of Tara Sivec brilliantly funny book, always great value

Have you listened to any of Romy Nordlinger’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No, this was this first for me and I really enjoyed her work

If you could take any character from Seduction and Snacks out to dinner, who would it be and why?

Drew LOL, he was ridiculously crude, very inappropriate but my god he made he laugh.

Any additional comments?

Big fan of Tara`s books and its great to be able to enjoy them on audio without them losing the brilliants of the book. Nothing worse then reading a funny book and the audio comes out a dud, not this one folks.

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Rediculous plot, terrible narrator, poorly written

I am an avid audible listener, and have listened to countless books. I have never written a review, but after listening to this book, I felt compelled to forewarn listeners even considering making this purchase.This is easily one of the worst audible book purchases I have ever made. The plot was ridiculous, the narration terrible, and the book was poorly written. To summarize, a college student gets drunk, has a one night fling in order to lose her virginity, gets pregnant, has the child, and then reunites four years later with the father of her child.

What makes this book so horrific is the dialogue between characters. I am surprised that anyone would find this book the least bit funny. In fact, I found myself actually rolling my eyes over and over because the dialogue was just that bad. I think the author was going for a "Sex in The City" kind of feel, where characters are uninhibited and can openly banter about sex. However, these characters were unsophisticated and immature, and the use of profanity was over the top! Every other word was "f___" or "sh__". And there was an absolute obsession with both female and male genitalia. I wish I had a dollar for every time the author used the word "penis" or "vagina". To further compound the problem, the narrator, having little to work with in the first place, was simply awful, sounding more middle-aged than twenty-something. She had no comedic timing nor ability to change vocal inflections when depicting different characters. After getting about one third of the way through, I had had enough! Save you money, buy something else!

1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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Laughed so hard my drink can out of my nose

Ok so yes the humor is cheesy but well who wouldn't love it!! This book had me laughing from the first page all the way to the end because well hell its real and super funny! The narrator was amazing and brought even more life to this book loved it from beginning to the end.

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Soft core porn

I was surprised to read so many positive reviews. Granted, I'm only halfway through, but I probably won't finish the book. So far, it's been so very predictable. The narrator, while a good reader, makes zero attempt to use different voices for different characters. Since the story is told from the first person perspective of two different characters, it was at times confusing. Couldn't she have deepened her voice when speaking the male character's words?? There's a lot of sex in the book. That's fine, but I'd like the plot to move along a bit faster. I'm very disappointed.

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the most HILARIOUS romance I have ever read!!!!

Any additional comments?

Seduction and Snacks is one of - if not the - funniest book I’ve ever read. It’s an irreverent look at single parenting, dating, finding true love and… well, it’s a story about so much!

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20 something ear porn.

Story was ok but way to much detailed sex. I should have just read hustler!

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loved it! it was so funny I laughed until I cried

loved it! Tara Sivec has got to be the funniest , craziest author I have read so far. wow! can't wait to read the rest of the series😁

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Fun and naughty

This was quite a funny book with several laugh out loud moments. it was lighthearted, perfect for a holiday or travel.

I would give a warning though that the language is very explicit with lots of swearing throughout.

The narrator's performance is good, however I personally found that she sounded significantly older than the age of the characters, which I found distracting.

1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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Cute story but "vagina" way oversaid.

Would you try another book from Tara Sivec and/or Romy Nordlinger?

Not sure if I will finish the series, or even the book. I keep waiting for it to improve, but I'm 3/4 of the way through with the first book and I'm disliking it more than when I started. I mistakenly purchased the entire series instead of my usual one book at a time. The humor seems a bit forced. It is not necessary to add the word "vagina" to just about every thought, but for some reason, it was done, and overdone. I like sarcasm and snarky humor, but again, it was way overdone. The overused vulgarity and profanity was just crass and unnecessary, and didn't add to the conversation at all.

What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?

The narrator sounded much older than the 20-something character and didn't match.

1 of 2 people found this review helpful