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Seduction and Snacks Audiobook

Seduction and Snacks

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Publisher's Summary

Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: Contains explicit sex, profanity, and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

©2012 Tara Sivec (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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    Amber Shawnee, OK, United States 08-23-13
    Amber Shawnee, OK, United States 08-23-13
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    "Have insomnia? Read this book"
    What disappointed you about Seduction and Snacks?

    I always read the reviews and this book had fabulous reviews. However, the book was irritating, slow and just 'bleh'. The book attempted several times to be funny but ended up just irritating me. I dont fine foul mouth 4 year olds funny or the adults around said 4 year old basically encouraging that behavior. Story line was too slow and have a 0 romance level.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Tara Sivec again?

    Probably not


    Did the narration match the pace of the story?

    yes


    What character would you cut from Seduction and Snacks?

    the kid! lol


    7 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    Jill 03-23-17
    Jill 03-23-17

    I'm a single mom and architect & to avoid boredom bought a fixer-upper so I LOVE Audible, it is the only way I get to enjoy a book anymore!!

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    "8th Grade Humor and Hideous Narration"

    This was painful and disappointing, it appears to have been written by a 13-year-old boy and edited by his mother. I so thoroughly enjoyed Tara Sivec's other books that I expected all of the "So Funny" reviews to be correct. Friends of the author or narrator must have written those reviews. I can only imagine that the lack of bad reviews is due to the fact that people returned this book immediately!

    The narration would have been fine if any effort had been made to differentiate from the male and female character. I found myself going back 30 seconds several times to understand why a Claire would now be talking about her penis, only to find out that the chapter changed to Carter.

    On the off chance you don’t see this from the other reviews, the overuse of the word vagina and the often childish euphemisms for each and every sexual act and all genitalia are mildly amusing at first and rapidly become irritating.

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    Jennifer Brown 12-28-16
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    "Narrator doesn't fit this story"

    I should preface this by saying that I don't know much about the story because I didn't get far, but it's mostly about the narration. This story seemed like exactly what I was looking for--fun, sarcastic, and crass. I listened to it for about 20 mins and couldn't take it anymore. There's swearing in the book and it talks about sex and you could feel how uncomfortable the narrator was about talking about it. If you've ever watched The Gilmore Girls, it would be about as comfortable if Emily Gilmore was talking about sex and swearing. This book needs someone like Kristen Wiig narrating it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    nicole 12-12-16
    nicole 12-12-16 Member Since 2014
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    "LOL funny!!!"

    This was a really fun and easy listen. Such a great laugh. The only reason I didn't give 5 stars is because when the narrator switched to the male voice, she didn't change her voice up, so it got confusing to figure out he was the one talking now. Other than that, this was hilarious and cute.

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    Ashley 11-23-16
    Ashley 11-23-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Hilarious"

    So funny.. Such a great listen. The narrator did a great job in her portrayal of claire.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Maria 08-23-16
    Maria 08-23-16
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    "Sweet like Chocolate"
    Where does Seduction and Snacks rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    In my Top 15, I found it very entertaining


    What other book might you compare Seduction and Snacks to and why?

    Any of Tara Sivec brilliantly funny book, always great value


    Have you listened to any of Romy Nordlinger’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No, this was this first for me and I really enjoyed her work


    If you could take any character from Seduction and Snacks out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    Drew LOL, he was ridiculously crude, very inappropriate but my god he made he laugh.


    Any additional comments?

    Big fan of Tara`s books and its great to be able to enjoy them on audio without them losing the brilliants of the book. Nothing worse then reading a funny book and the audio comes out a dud, not this one folks.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    S B 07-29-16
    S B 07-29-16 Member Since 2017
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    "Rediculous plot, terrible narrator, poorly written"

    I am an avid audible listener, and have listened to countless books. I have never written a review, but after listening to this book, I felt compelled to forewarn listeners even considering making this purchase.This is easily one of the worst audible book purchases I have ever made. The plot was ridiculous, the narration terrible, and the book was poorly written. To summarize, a college student gets drunk, has a one night fling in order to lose her virginity, gets pregnant, has the child, and then reunites four years later with the father of her child.

    What makes this book so horrific is the dialogue between characters. I am surprised that anyone would find this book the least bit funny. In fact, I found myself actually rolling my eyes over and over because the dialogue was just that bad. I think the author was going for a "Sex in The City" kind of feel, where characters are uninhibited and can openly banter about sex. However, these characters were unsophisticated and immature, and the use of profanity was over the top! Every other word was "f___" or "sh__". And there was an absolute obsession with both female and male genitalia. I wish I had a dollar for every time the author used the word "penis" or "vagina". To further compound the problem, the narrator, having little to work with in the first place, was simply awful, sounding more middle-aged than twenty-something. She had no comedic timing nor ability to change vocal inflections when depicting different characters. After getting about one third of the way through, I had had enough! Save you money, buy something else!

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Lucille Keller 02-28-16

    I'm 68, retired & loving it. I love my family & friends, like animals, books, happy hour, Florida, crafting, facebooking & partying.

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    "Good story/bad narrator"

    needs a narrator that can change there voice so you can differentiate between male & female voices.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Lori S. 02-10-16
    Lori S. 02-10-16 Member Since 2013

    I am a blogger for Sheila's Book Corner. There isn't a moment that goes by that I am not reading or listening to a book.

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    "Laughed so hard my drink can out of my nose"

    Ok so yes the humor is cheesy but well who wouldn't love it!! This book had me laughing from the first page all the way to the end because well hell its real and super funny! The narrator was amazing and brought even more life to this book loved it from beginning to the end.

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    G. Galanti Los Angeles, CA USA 02-06-16
    G. Galanti Los Angeles, CA USA 02-06-16 Member Since 2011
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    "Soft core porn"

    I was surprised to read so many positive reviews. Granted, I'm only halfway through, but I probably won't finish the book. So far, it's been so very predictable. The narrator, while a good reader, makes zero attempt to use different voices for different characters. Since the story is told from the first person perspective of two different characters, it was at times confusing. Couldn't she have deepened her voice when speaking the male character's words?? There's a lot of sex in the book. That's fine, but I'd like the plot to move along a bit faster. I'm very disappointed.

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