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- L.M.D.
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It's "Home Alone" in the White House!
Would you listen to Screw You, Mr. President again? Why?
I would share this with my teenager and listen to it again with her - perhaps in the car. :-) It's very funny and I laughed out loud in several places.
What did you like best about this story?
The author really captured the way many young teenagers speak and behave. You put that "normal" teen behavior in the White House - which is usually associated with more decorum - and it's a recipe for some good laughs.
Which scene was your favorite?
I liked several scenes, but the one where Megan (the President's teenaged daughter) and Josh (the VPs 14 year old son) hide in the walk-in refrigerator in order to avoid the house-wide thermal scan for body count, got my attention. It's funny and is something I never would have thought of.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
The final birthday party scene with Megan and her father was a nice, poignant resolution to the rest of the story.
Any additional comments?
It was well-performed and funny. It's a terrific premise, and the author made the most of it. There were some scenes that I originally thought might be unrealistic, and a couple of brief places where I got a little confused about what was happening at the time, but the way it ended explained everything in a satisfactory way. Definitely worth a listen if you have ever spent any time around teenagers and you like to laugh out loud. :-)
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34
Morris College All-Sports Camp has everything 12-year-old Greyson Gray needs to distract him from his father's mysterious disappearance - intense athletic competition, weird friends, and a pretty girl. But when Greyson stumbles upon a terrorist's sinister plot brewing in the observatory, a place already haunted by a chilling camp legend, he suddenly toils with two dueling worlds - one of lurking danger and mystery, the other of competition and awkward romance.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Very entertaining
- By Pastor K on 02-07-17
By: B.C. Tweedt
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Lost Girl
- Neverwood Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Chanda Hahn
- Narrated by: Stephanie Willis
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 102
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 89
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 89
Wendy doesn't remember anything about Neverland or the experiments done on her there as a child. Seven years later, all she wants is a normal life, but shape-shifting shadows plague her dreams and turn her life into a waking nightmare. When the shadows attack at a football game and a boy disappears right in front of her, she realizes these wraith-like shadows are real. They're not just haunting, they're hunting.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This story is so fun!
- By Rebecca on 06-28-20
By: Chanda Hahn
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Water World Warrior
- A Sci-Fi Alien Mail Order Bride Romance
- By: Lisa Lace
- Narrated by: Addison Spear, Terrance Bayes
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 869
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 796
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Story4 out of 5 stars 792
Why would I want to be married to an alien? I should not have applied to TerraMates! The idea was crazy. I'm a young woman, in the prime of my life. But I was desperate. When I landed on another world, his appearance intrigued me. He dripped sexuality and moved like an animal. We have three days together before he sets sail without me. Am I going to escape or submit to my desires?
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5 out of 5 stars
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TerraMates ~ Great Series!
- By Cheri on 05-06-16
By: Lisa Lace
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The Archangel: An Azrael Story
- The Soul Summoner Companion Stories, Book 3
- By: Elicia Hyder
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 53
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Story5 out of 5 stars 53
The Archangel of Death is the master of taking human life. But keeping mortals alive? Not exactly Azrael's forte. For thousands of years, Azrael’s greatest enemy has been silent. Leaving him in relative peace for the first time since the great angel war. Now that silence has been broken, and the Morning Star has returned with a dangerous ultimatum: Azrael can join, or watch everything he loves be destroyed. Two lives hang in the balance - Azrael’s beloved human wife, Nadine, and their unborn, part-angel son...Warren.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Phenomenal!
- By Sam on 04-02-20
By: Elicia Hyder
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The Chronicles of Kerrigan Prequel Series, Books 1-3
- By: W.J. May
- Narrated by: Sarah Ann Masse
- Length: 12 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 229
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 210
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 212
A boxset collection of the first three books in the Chronicles of Kerrigan Prequel series! Fall in love with WJ May's international best-selling series. Learn how it all began...before the magic of tatùs. Christmas. This boxset includes Christmas Before the Magic, Question the Darkness, and Into the Darkness.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A darkly magical coming of age story
- By John on 07-24-17
By: W.J. May
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The Eternity Elixir
- The Potion Masters, Book 1
- By: Frank L. Cole
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,012
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 899
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 897
Twelve-year-old Gordy Stitser is one of the few people who knows the truth about the secret society of potion masters, because not only is Gordy's mom on the Board of Ruling Elixirists Worldwide (BREW), but she has also been training Gordy in the art of potion-making. Gordy is a natural, and every day he sneaks down to the basement lab to invent new potions using exotic ingredients like fire ant eggs, porcupine quills, and Bosnian tickling juice. One afternoon, Gordy receives a mysterious package containing an extremely rare potion known as "The Eternity Elixir."
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2 out of 5 stars
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Typical boy smarter than dad
- By Matt on 11-10-20
By: Frank L. Cole
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Broken
- Broken Trilogy, Volume 1
- By: J.L. Drake
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Klett
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 818
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 744
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 742
My name is Savannah Miller. My father is the mayor of New York. One day, after my 27th birthday, I was grabbed from behind. A cloth sack was quickly pulled over my head, and I was taken from everything I'd ever known. I was beaten, starved, treated like an animal, and forced to live in a room with no windows. With no sense of time and no dignity left, I finally gave up hope and made a promise to myself to end it all. Unfortunately, it was going to be a slow process.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Really!! Im kinda pissed...
- By Regan on 12-11-15
By: J.L. Drake
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Warped
- A Menapace Collection of Short Horror, Thriller, and Suspense Fiction
- By: Jeff Menapace
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 136
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 128
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Story4 out of 5 stars 129
From tales of chilling horror, to heart-stopping stories of suspense, Warped is best-selling author Jeff Menapace's ultimate collection of short fiction. Warped contains currently published tales of the macabre like "Princess" and "The Straw Man and a Murder", the currently out of print and award-winning "Sugar Daddy" and its sequel, "Sugar Daddy 2", and the author's preferred version of his controversial "Torment".
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5 out of 5 stars
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Definitely not bedtime stories
- By sbenrap on 12-26-15
By: Jeff Menapace
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The Gifting
- The Gifting Series Volume 1
- By: K.E. Ganshert
- Narrated by: Heather Masters
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,467
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,337
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,334
In a world where nothing supernatural exists, Tess Eckhart is positive she's going crazy. After her complete freak-out at a high school party, her family is too. So much that they pack their bags and move across the country, next to a nationally-renowned facility for the mentally ill. Tess is determined to fit in at her new school, despite the whispers and stares. But when it comes to Luka Williams, a reluctantly popular boy in her class, she's unused to a stare that intense.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Im hooked!
- By Zak on 02-07-16
By: K.E. Ganshert
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Spotless
- Spotless Series, Book 1
- By: Camilla Monk
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 11 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 566
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 526
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 526
Island Chaptal - nerdy IT engineer by day, romance novel junkie by night - just walked into her messy New York apartment to find Mr. Right waiting for her. No, wait...Mr. Clean. A gentleman professional killer with a bad case of OCD and zero tolerance for unsorted laundry, March isn't there to kill her...yet. He wants the diamond her late mother stole for a sinister criminal organization. Island agrees to help him find it, facing the kind of adversaries who dismember first and ask questions later. Good thing she's got March to show her the ropes. And the guns. And the knives.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fabulous!
- By Chay on 08-29-16
By: Camilla Monk
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Infinity Lost
- The Infinity Trilogy, Book 1
- By: S. Harrison
- Narrated by: Penelope Rawlins
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 297
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 260
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Story4 out of 5 stars 262
Infinity "Finn" Blackstone is the 17-year-old daughter of Blackstone's reclusive CEO - but she's never even met him. When disturbing dreams about a past she doesn't remember begin to torment her, Finn knows there's only one person who can provide answers: her father.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Disappointingly slow story that just stops halfway through.
- By Tish on 01-10-16
By: S. Harrison
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Branded
- Sinners, Book 1
- By: Missy Kalicicki, Abi Ketner
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 217
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 195
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Story4 out of 5 stars 199
Fifty years ago, the Commander came into power and murdered all who opposed him. In his warped mind, the seven deadly sins were the downfall of society. He created the Hole, where sinners are branded according to their sins and might survive a few years. At best. Now LUST wraps around my neck like blue fingers strangling me. I've been accused of a crime I didn't commit, and now the Hole is my new home. Every day is a fight for survival. But I won't die. I won't let them win. The Hole can't keep me.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Trashy romance in dystopia
- By Marcelle on 05-13-15
By: Missy Kalicicki, and others
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Wolves
- I Bring the Fire Series #1
- By: C. Gockel
- Narrated by: Barrie Kreinik
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 215
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 196
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Story4 out of 5 stars 195
In the middle of America, Amy Lewis is on her way to her grandma's house. She's being chased by a very bad wolf. Galaxies away, Loki is waking up in a prison cell, strangely without a hangover and with no idea what he's done wrong - this time, anyway. But he does know that Thor is hiding something, Odin is up to something wicked, and there seems to be something that he's forgotten....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Well researched, fun romp through Norse mythology
- By Kate Sterling on 01-09-17
By: C. Gockel
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Caleo
- Leech, Volume 1
- By: James Crawford
- Narrated by: Jason Lovett
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 130
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 120
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Story4 out of 5 stars 120
Every High School has their social outcasts. The band nerds, the math geeks, the chess club, the girl that chews her hair, but at Butler High, even the creepy nose picker in the chess club is more popular than Caleo Anima. No matter what he did, his pale skin, snow white hair, and piercing blue eyes always made him an easy target. He used to think that the only way things could get worse would be if someone found out that he was gay, but that isn't even the tip of the iceberg of problems after a mysterious stranger shows up and changes Caleo's life forever.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyable...
- By Donald on 07-04-15
By: James Crawford
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A Dark World: The Complete SpaceMan Chronicles
- Books 1-3
- By: Tom Abrahams
- Narrated by: Kevin Pierce
- Length: 22 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 494
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 449
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 445
No communication. Limited power. An unbreakable will to survive. A violent blast of solar magnetic radiation plunges much of Earth into darkness. From the decaying orbit of the powerless ISS to a devolving Southeast Texas neighborhood and a secret doomsday bunker buried deep underneath the Colorado Rockies, The SpaceMan Chronicles tells the story of a stranded astronaut, his family and friends on the ground, and a shadowy conspiracy to rebuild the world in the shape of a new society.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Unique in its scope, excellent in its delivery!
- By RJ on 07-06-18
By: Tom Abrahams
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Smoke Rising: An Urban Fantasy Shifter Series
- The Supernatural Bounty Hunter Files, Book 1
- By: Craig Halloran
- Narrated by: Holly Adams
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 69
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 65
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Story4 out of 5 stars 64
Bounty hunter John Smoke never liked the rules. As a result of his overly aggressive - and often illegal - arrest methods, he ended up behind bars. But the Bureau won't let him be. Placed in the able care of beautiful, tough-as-nails Sidney Shaw, his new FBI handler, Smoke needs to alter his loose-cannon ways to remain a free man. But there is an unchecked evil festering deep in the heart of the nation's capital, a shadow conspiracy that won't be defeated with a by-the-book approach to law enforcement.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent opener to an Urban Fantasy series.
- By The Bookwyrm Speaks on 01-02-19
By: Craig Halloran
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The Weight of Blood
- By: Tiffany D. Jackson
- Narrated by: JD Jackson, Sarah Mollo-Christensen, Joy Nash, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 460
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 422
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 421
When Springville residents—at least the ones still alive—are questioned about what happened on prom night, they all have the same explanation . . . Maddy did it. An outcast at her small-town Georgia high school, Madison Washington has always been a teasing target for bullies. And she's dealt with it because she has more pressing problems to manage. Until the morning a surprise rainstorm reveals her most closely kept secret: Maddy is biracial. She has been passing for white her entire life at the behest of her fanatical white father, Thomas Washington.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enthralling/ Emotional roller coaster read! Worth the credit!
- By Cessnie S on 09-08-22
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Mer Tales Box Set (Books 1-3)
- By: Brenda Pandos
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Chris Ruen
- Length: 29 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 63
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 63
Seventeen-year-old Ashlyn Lanski is tired of her boring, single life. Swimming and spending time with Tatiana, her best friend, are her only sanctuary. The girls plan to leave their drab lakeside town far behind for college, and Ash hopes to finally ditch her longtime crush for Finley, Tatiana's twin brother. But when Tatiana and her family fail to return home after a family emergency, Ashlyn chooses to do something drastic to find them
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2 out of 5 stars
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Rape does notake you fall in love
- By PrincessBride on 02-22-21
By: Brenda Pandos