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Hammered

Narrated by: Virginia Rose, Jacob Morgan
Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
Categories: Romance, Romantic Comedy
4.5 out of 5 stars (310 ratings)

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I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom.

It was an accident.

Mostly....

At least I didn't take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the moment kidnapping. Does that count? 

One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail. 

But I didn't have a choice! I couldn't stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends? 

Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends....

And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up early and had me on the rocks. 

And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces. 

If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine. 

Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is love - straight up, no chaser.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente

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I want to move to Happy Cat, GA!! ❤❤❤❤❤

Another hysterical love ❤ story about the people and their unusual pets in this quirky town. More George Cooney too!. Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose are spectacular at bringing out the nuances the story and the towns people. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Loved all of it!!

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Laugh Out Loud Good

I'm so glad we got a second book set in Happy Cat with it's one-of-a-kind cast of characters. This book focuses on Olivia Moonbeam, who works at the town's sex factory, and Jace O'Dell who's the resident "bad boy". And yes, we get to see more of the adorable and hysterical raccoon George Cooney.
This book is filled with the humor and love that readers have come to expect from Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. The characters are so well written and the situations they find themselves in are priceless but it's the pets that at times steal the show. The narrators are absolutely out of this world and really make the town of Happy Cat so believable.
I will definitely be enjoying this book more than once.

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Such a fun story!

I literally laughed out loud through so much of this book. I loved every minute of it, and can’t wait to read more!

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Fantastic Book

WOW!!!! First off , I got to say this, This was the first time I read or listen to their books. This Book was Fantastic. I LOVE 💘 LOVE it. I got to amitt , I did pass this book up twice. Why I didn't know but I kept coming back to it, for some reason. I'm so Glad I did. I never read the book, but I listen to this book. The first couple of sentences, I just burst out Laughing. The people who wa the voices, we're Terrific. The story line was Outrageous, in a Fantastic way. I'm keeping this Audible, of this book because if, I need a laugh, I'm listening to this one. I will probably listen to it a bunch of times. I Love the characters and the animals in it. The ending was Fantastic, also. Will listen to the next one next if I can get a whole on one. I'm a FAN, now of their works.

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Hilarious🤣🤣🤣

Ok it's Pippa Grant and Lili Valente people, what else is there to say? There's a stuff squirrel, a hedgehog and a raccoon😂. Happy Cat Atlanta sounds like a wonderful place I'd love to visit sometimes. Want a lighthearted fun read? look no further I recommend this one. You will not be disappointed. Narration was on point, both Jacob and Virginia was perfect. I hope there's more books about the folks of Happy Cat Atlanta!

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Just great 👍book

I finished it in just two days, I couldn't out it away and it was so excited to know every little thing that was going on. This is lovely book to read, if you want try. Just do it, you won't be disappointed for sure

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Great Story!💜

I loved this book. It’s a hilarious romance that has given me a new found love for animals. I love the characters as well as the storyline. I’m very please to hear the bonus epilogue.
The narration was absolutely perfect!! This book is a standalone with an HEA. I would definitely recommend this book!!

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Cute, fun story

This was a cute, fun story with great narration. I enjoyed the lighthearted characters and the romance and would love hearing more stories about the characters in this town.

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laugh riot

I absolutely loved this book! the characters are hilarious and these ladies definitely know how to write stories!

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Another feel-good, happy-heart story

Lili and Pippa! Those ladies are great separately and they are fabulous together! They write fun, feel-good stories. No dark, angsty story here. Just a sweet, cute, sometimes silly (I’m looking at you Princess the hedgehog and George Cooney the raccoon) romantic story.
I love the stories where the hero and heroine fall for each other and are honest about it up front with no drama! This was a lovely read.
Virginia is an excellent narrator. Jacob is an outstanding narrator and is one of my top five overall. They did a wonderful job bringing this story and these lovable characters to life.
Five stars! Can’t wait to read/listen to the next one!! 💕

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  • Jill Kirtley
  • 08-09-19

Crazy and funny!

Crazy and funny!
Olivia Moonbeam is a wacky but wonderful character the likes of I’ve never read before. It’s a lighthearted fun romance with fab characters, a great storyline, sexy times, and a kidnapping. You won’t want to miss it!

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  • HAPPYGOLUCKY
  • 07-07-19

Another home run in this awesome series!!

This series really is amazing!!! They have everything you want from a romance and have some real "laugh out loud' moments too. Everything I loved about the first book in the series "Hosed" was equally as great in this book. The narrators were amazing as usual. Seriously people, buy this series, you won't regret it.

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  • Bonnie B
  • 10-25-19

Another Good Read

Enjoyed it just as much as the last one I read (Hosed). Warm and well-developed characters and setting, a nice amount of humour and a fairly good storyline. As far as quick romances go, this one is great.