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Can’t Text This

By: Teagan Hunter
Narrated by: Rudy Sanda, Emma Wilder
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"Hi Monty. Wanna see my python?"

That's how I ended up in the bathroom of some dive bar with a stranger.

Me, Monty Andrews, the quintessential virgin girl next door.

I was so out of my element, but there was no denying our explosive attraction, even via text.

Commence Operation Bang Each Other Out of Our Systems, because that was all it was - unfinished business.

I had no intention of falling back into the sheets with the tattooed, muscly, dirty-in-the-best-kind-of-way single dad over and over again... but I did.

Everything was going great - until we discovered I was his son's teacher.

Contains mature themes.

©2018 Teagan Hunter (P)2019 Tantor

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Please change the male narrator voice!!!!

Dear audible please have this book rerecorded. Emma Wilder was great and is always great to listen to, but the male narrator if just awful. The story is good read. I couldn't even finish the audible version of this story. Read the book don't listen.

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Robbie and Monty

An entertaining, funny and endearing romance. Robbie and Monty are adorable. I enjoyed going on this journey with them.

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ROB & MONTY !!



Absolutely love this quick and easy fun audiobook!
This story just like all the others are really hilarious and spicy !
Another hold the phone hot and funny as hell listening pleasure! I was laughing so hard in this one and then melting when they finally got together.. ohhh boy .!
Rob and Monty texting their way into a relationship after their random hook up session one night.. after a few minutes of hellos she wanted to see his Python !!!!
But ran out soon after leaving her phone number ..
This was so unlike the conservative shy quiet teacher Monty and she was so not the gorgeous tall muscular tattooed dirty talking Rob who also is a single parent type !

Once again Emma Wilder performance was excellent and so was Rudy Sanda who I’m not gonna like took me a few minutes to warm up to because I’ve gotten used to and love the male voice that Emma wilder played in this and the book before .
I did struggle but eventually really enjoyed Rudy’s performance!


Definitely a must Listen because it’s Hilarious as hell !

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ugh

Love the series...added a new narrator to book 3 and ugh...hour and a half in and I'm forcing myself not to hit stop/delete to ease the pain of that voice. Maybe he will sound better at 1.5 or 2.0 speed (he did) swapped between normal speed and 1.5 when book swapped narrators.

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Love this series but the male narrator....

Ok this series is delightfully witty. But the male narrator in this one is..... So. very. Bad. He makes all the men, himself included, sound like lecherous cheese balls. And the girls all sound like wanna be playboy bunnies, only more brainless. It’s. Awful. Every time it would switch to him, I would debate if I really wanted to finish it. I pushed through but man, that guy ruined it

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Good story

Not my most favorite out of the series, but I went out of order accidentally so that kind of sucks for me. However, even though I went out of order, I absolutely would have said that I did not like the guys voice, for when he, for instance, when he talks for his friend Zack in the book, it’s just not good. Other than that, good book.

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Horrendous male narrator

Male narrator sounded fake and sarcastic. Please re-record the male voice! Ruined the entire listener experience. Tried increasing speed as some other reviewers suggested, but he still sounded creepy and annoying.

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The guy narrator... was bad!

I love love this series.. but the guy narrator was really bad. He sounded fake.. or like a old man. Joe Arden or Teddy Hamilton would be great for the male part. Or just leave it without a male narrator.

The story was great.. but was very hard to listen to it when it was Robbies point of you view.

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Loved the book but the guy narrator needs to go!

As usual with Teagan Hunter books, I lived and adored Can't Text This. I found myself laughing out loud all throughout and couldn't fall deeper in love with these characters.

The female lead is awesome and I totally dig her voicr, even when she's voicing the guy parts. My only complaint is for the male narrator. He makes all the parts he narrates sound like cartoon characters! It's awful.

If I hadn't already read the story and loved it so much, I might not have finished because of him.

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Did not care for the male narrator

I’d like the story, and the female narrator was very good but the male narrator won did not fit the voice of a baritone as she mentions in the story, and two has terrible female voices

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