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French & Saunders Titting About (Series 5)
- By: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Narrated by: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
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Chuckles with “Titting About”
- By Robin Johnston on 05-04-24
By: Dawn French, and others
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The Heron
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
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“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him. It seems a former client believes that The Heron has skipped town with several million dollars not his own. Don Winslow’s ensuing, entertaining yarn is by turns twisty, dark, and comical as we observe the delicate dance between the pursuer and the pursued.
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Awfully long middle for such a short story
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-29-22
By: Don Winslow
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Brackish Waters
- By: Matt Boren
- Narrated by: Christina Applegate
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
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When Kate wins an item at her children’s elementary school auction - an all-inclusive trip to SeaView at Sandpiper Bay - she thinks it’s just what her family needs after a decade of career disappointments and a marriage on its last legs. She has no reason to believe that said trip is a Fyre Festival-level fraud and, in fact, the catalyst to her unraveling. But it is. Oh, but it is.
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Christina Applegate is everything
- By Julie on 03-21-21
By: Matt Boren
What listeners say about C is for Cookie: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
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- Paul A. Luedecke
- 02-23-18
An odd author
What made the experience of listening to C Is for Cookie the most enjoyable?
C is for Cookie takes a Hansel and Gretel story and applies Richard's wackiness to it, complete with fart jokes, gross-outs and insanity. A fun read/listen.
Any additional comments?
All of Marc Richard's books have an oddness to them that, if one is so inclined to the odd, is easy to appreciate, simply for the out there way he comes up with the tales. The narrator, David S. Dear, does a great job in keeping up the tongue-in-cheek absurdity of it all.
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- Jennifer Mulder
- 02-13-18
Loved it!
I never really know what to expect when it comes to books like this, but i absolutely loved this one!!! i was laughing soo hard at parts.... like the cookies at the truck stop. I would definitely recommend this book to quite a few of my friends!!!
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- Rebecca Azizov
- 02-17-18
geniously written
while this book was just a phenomenal I seriously loved this book I enjoyed it so very much my family probably thought I was crazy when I was laughing so hard the narrator did an amazing job as well just a great great book
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- Robert Merrill
- 03-11-18
Fairy tales done right!!
I received this book for free in exchange for a voluntarily unbiased review.
This is the first book from this author and found his take on the genre refreshing. Had a Creepshow vibe to it and could easily be a tv show I would watch. This short story was fun and ending was not expected.
The narrator was fine but reminds me if Chris from Family Guy. He is fun to listen too and he brought the characters alive.
Beware the cookies!!!!
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- TU
- 03-05-18
Not for kids but quite entertaining
I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
This was a short and oddball take on Hansel and Gretel. For what it was, it was humorous and entertaining. Not for kids, though!
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- Pizza Knight
- 02-11-18
Fantastically Deranged
Would you listen to C Is for Cookie again? Why?
Yes. This is definitely one to share with friends who also enjoy black humor.
What did you like best about this story?
The bizarre observations. Look out for cavernous belly buttons!
Any additional comments?
The narrator, David S. Dear, did a great job voicing this title.
This was worth the time spent listening to it. I will definitely be looking for other titles from this author/narrator duo.
*This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.
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- Heather North
- 03-19-18
Unique
Unique take on a classic fairytale. Very funny to listen to. Great narrator! I received a free review copy of this audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.
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- Krista Jasper
- 02-21-18
Stop! Not for Kidlet Ears! 😊
Although it may look like it, this is not your toddler’s alphabet book. Heck, the main characters are Hansel and Gretel, but this is closer to the scary stories once referred to as “fairy tales”! It is far from the Disney type fables that many of us grew up with.
Marc Richards has taken the ABC’s and lore we are familiar and gave them a twist with an adult edge. They are short reads but amusing because of the creative way they have been re-imagined. They don’t have to be read in order, so pick any one up for a fun quick read.
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- Sarah Moon
- 02-20-18
Well woven
I did not know what to expect when I started this book and what I got was some fabulous horror that does not take itself seriously. I was laughing out loud at parts of this book, the horror was a more grizzly Hansel and Gretel probably closer to what the Brothers Grimm would have originally written. But the genius to this story was the humor. I did not know what I wanted to listen to last night and this fit the bill perfectly.
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- James
- 02-12-18
Quirky and fun
Short, quirky, and fun listen! Really good narration too.
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