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Big Dicker

By: KC Cross, JA Huss
Narrated by: Tad Branson, Anne Pepperidge
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Welcome to Mighty Minions Resort. Jimmy's personal hell.

All Jimmy wants is a booster shot of DNA scrambler so he never has to find his one true soul mate. But life rarely goes the way you plan it.

After dropping Xyla off on Blue Sand Beach for a little vacay with her sexbot girlfriends, the Big Dicker has to make an emergency landing on the demon-themed Mighty Minions Resort. Picture hordes of exasperated parents, sticky, crying kids, and a park AI that seems determined to suck every credit out of his Harem Station bank account.

The only good thing about Mighty Minions from Jimmy's perspective—it's not the place you meet your soul mate.

Until outlaw Cygnian princess Delphi shows up and shatters all his best-laid plans.

But Delphi isn't there to fall in love with Jimmy.

She's there to kidnap him and take him back to her boss, the Loathsome One.

Big Dicker is a full-length, romp-y, sci-fi alien romance that features hot, soul-mate sex on a family-friendly resort, a sentient ship with a strip-poker problem, three drunk-outlaw sexbots on vacay, a crazy but misunderstood dragonbee bot, and an evil villainess who has big plans for Jimmy's sperm.

©2019 JA Huss (P)2019 Oh My Audiobooks

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Fire up the orgasmatron!

Holy Barbarella, Batman! Romp-y, p😜rny sci-fi that had me cat-eating-the-canary grinning all the way through. I like that we’ve gotten away from the first book where the good guys were the princess pimps and non-consent, while handled tongue in cheek (and other places), was still a few icks too far for my enjoyment. I loved the humor and the horror of love/family averse Jimmy being trapped on a planet dedicated to family fun. Even with its double 🍆s, this one was tamer and sweeter than book 1 and
ended up being the perfect balance for an Ice Pirates or Buck Rogers style rom-com.

Warning: if campy sci-fi rom-com is what you’re looking for, the series peaks here. From book 3, it’s more about confused time-tripping sci-fi-mumbo-jumbo. Each of the next books gets less and less fun, with less and less nooky, until it thankfully ends unsatisfactorily in book 6.

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Fun Story

4 Stars for me!

My rating range of this story... 4 - 4.25 Stars
If significant, why?

Main Character Ratings...
H = 8/10
h = 7/10

Was cheating involved? No
Any major triggers to be aware of?

Scenes with heat... Yes
What point does it start? 20%
How much of the story? 25%
Anything beyond M/F? No
If yes, explained

Heat Rating... 7/10
Clean or Fade to Black - 1 or 2
Normal to Descriptive 3-5
Detailed Descriptive Sex - 6-7
Um, Wow, Beyond Descriptive Sex - 8 or above

Was there so much sex or unrealistic sex that you rolled your eyes and/or skipped forward? No

The back story... Read the blurb

The Romance... Instalove with a slight difference. Not going to spoil it here.

The drama explosion... Escape plan does not go smoothly
Did it feel real or contrived? No
Was it OTT? A bit
Separation involved? Slight
Was it resolved properly or rushed? Wild and fun

Final Notes...


HEA or HFN? HFN

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Now one of my all time favorite audio books

This story and especially the narrator was a joy to experience! It literally had me laughing out loud and having my dog side eye me. I am very much looking forward to continuing this series. This is exactly what I like in a let go of reality entertaining SciFi romance and I'm so glad to have stumbled upon this series.

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Mighty Hell theme park!

So many LOL moments in these books! Serious moments too, but well mixed with humor. And of course, romance and sexual with genetically engineered men and women too amazing to believe.

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🌻This is a nice change of pace!🌻

🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻V from Kansas🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

BE ADVISED, Book 1.5. IN THIS SERIES, IS INCLUDED AT THE END OF THIS BOOK! IT IS THE VERY LAST CHAPTER. LISTEN TO THE LAST CHAPTER AND THEN START THIS BOOK!

I wish another reviewer would have mentioned that it wasn’t necessary to purchase the 1.5 novella separately. I had already purchased and listened to it before discovery that it was included at the end of book two!😡

So far, I have enjoyed this romantic sci fi comedy, written by JA Huss under a pen name. There are a lot of parities, interesting characters, new worlds to explore and JA Huss type of heat! It also hasn’t been filled with excessive angst and hasn’t been an emotional roller coaster; and sometimes that just is what will hit the spot.

I’m planning to work this series in between other books, when I need a break from tears and heartbreak and tortured souls!

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Wow just wow!!!!

I'm loving this series. Branson and Pepperidge do a fantastic job narrating this space romance

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Awesome!

I read this book a couple of months ago and just had to have it on Audible. Tad and Anne really bring Jimmy and Delphi to life!
If you haven’t started this series I suggest doing so beginning with Booty Hunter.
I’ve read up to Tray’s story and can’t wait till the rest are released!

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A little disappointed

This book seemed shorter than book 1. Jimmy and Delphi were a cute resistance of fate couple. Feel like there could have been a little more character development though they are cute together. I do like how the book leaves you wanting to move into the next book to see what will happen next along with how the characters from the previous book tie in.

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Darker then 1st but more plot, Trigger warnings.

I likes the 1st book better, as just crazy smut. While his one has more of a story and romance with less sex, it touches on darker subject like the genetic breeding program.

Trigger warnings:
Brief description of child sexual assault/sexual slavery. Also threats of rape, forced pregnancy and bodies becoming aroused for unwanted sex.

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Love me some JA Huss

I really like this series. I love sci-fi romance and Julie's twisty mind thrown into it makes it more enjoyable. Plus I found this book hilarious. I laughed out loud so many times I looked like nut job 😂😂. The beginning of book one was a bit much especially if you have triggers, but once you get past the first few chapters it's awesome, this books even better! This is my second time listening to this series, because I enjoyed it so much the first time. I love me some Tad Branson, I'm not a huge fan of the female narrator, but she's not bad, just not one of my favorites. that's the only thing I'd change is maybe a different lead female. If you liked book 1 you will love this one! way less sexy time, but absolutely hilarious most of the time. I binged it in a day lol

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