• The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot

  • The Hitman's Guide 3
  • By: Alice Winters
  • Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
  • Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (721 ratings)

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The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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Leland

Is a nice little wedding with Blow-up Randy and Jackson My Love too much to ask for? Clearly, because someone’s trying to kill one of us...again. Generally, this would be my thing and I would jump right in singing my murder song, but they want Jackson dead and I will do anything (and I mean anything) to keep him alive - including and not limited to: 10 Dobermans, bulletproof glass, and dragging Cassel in with the promise of more Jerebear. These people have no idea what they’ve done targeting the man I love because I’m coming after them. But when it feels like everything might be lost, I start to understand that I have a family now who will stand by my side and do everything they can to make sure we end this on our terms.

Jackson

When someone attacks me, it’s clear they want something from me. The issue is that I have no idea who they are or what they’re after. And if I don’t figure it out soon, I’m afraid Leland is going to smother me with his overprotectiveness (or put me in a bubble at the top of a tower). The issue is that time is ticking and with the price tag on my head, there’s no telling who is coming for me or when. Together, Leland and I have to decipher who is telling the truth in this game of life or death because I have plans to marry the man of my dreams, and no one is going to stop me - especially with Leland by my side.

This book contains humor, action, romance, bad behavior on a golf course, sort of abducting a child who lacks kung fu power, enough car chases and shooting to make even Leland happy, and spontaneous singing.

©2020 Alice Winters (P)2021 Alice Winters

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loved it

this is an awesome book series. i loved it. this is a book series that you must read or listen to.

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Superb in every way

The story is hilarious and Michael's narration takes it to a whole new level of wonderful

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Laughter is a wonderful balm for whatever ails you!

I picked to get this auto book just based on reviews from others. I loved
the two main characters, their interplay—sarcastic with a touch of bitchiness sprinkled heavily on their relationships with others. Sometimes I had to stop and remind myself there was a mystery and danger ahead of them. I liked the strange ways problems were resolved. I highly recommend this book. I need to look for more written by this author. Before I forget, I REALLY liked the narrator. He did a great job reading the characters, breathing life and personality into them.

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I want more!

This series has been recommended so many times, yet I’ve never read it. I needed something light and funny after a particularly dark read so I thought this was the perfect time to dive in.

I binge listened to the whole series this weekend and I’m now looking for my next Alice Winters read.

I loved the characters; I loved the story. I actually laughed out loud so many times.

I don’t know that I would have loved this series as much if I had just read it. Michael Ferraiuolo’s performance is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. He did such an amazing job with each character…I cannot wait to listen to more of his performances!

I really hope we see more of these guys...and a book about Jeremy and Cassel!

This is, unquestionably, a must-read series.

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Exciting adventure

From the first book to the last it is an exciting adventure. So many laughs and a few tears. The story was captivating and the narrator was perfect. I want to listen to more of their books. I can’t wait for Cassel’s story to be available on audible.

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before the wedding.....

Leland and Jackson at it again.
So many laughs and they even solve some crime.
Another hilarious book in this Outstanding series.
No better narrator than Michael Ferraiuolo, he never fails to entertain.
well worth the credit and your time to listen.

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Hysterical!

Laugh out loud funny. The narrator is the absolute greatest! Made my commute every morning pleasurable!

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  • JK
  • 04-25-24

Great fun again

This is another installment of hilarious scenes, engaging plot and amazing narration. Looking forward to the next

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  • WC
  • 02-09-21

A++++++

The author and narrator bat it out of the park again. So many laugh out loud moments that are only enhanced by the narration.

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Love this series!

I love everything about this book! I love Jackson and Leland dynamic. The narrator did and awesome job bringing everyone to life

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