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How to Vex a Vampire
- VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, Book 1
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Series: VRC: Vampire Related Crime, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: LGBTQ+, Romance
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Publisher's Summary
Finn
Getting into the vampire-only detective unit was the easy part. What’s going to be more difficult is dealing with my new partner - an ancient vampire who keeps threatening to eat me. The unit has never had a human in it. Marcus - or, as I like to call him: Fangy McFangface - would really prefer to keep it that way.
He’s grumpy, short-tempered, and broody, but I have a way with words, and I know he’s starting to like me, even if he swears he’s not. But what he doesn’t know is that I didn’t join the unit because I was tired of being a homicide detective. I joined because there is someone after me.
They’ve already taken enough from me, and I’m afraid they’re going to take all of me if I don’t find someone to help. That’s all Marcus was supposed to be, but now, he’s so much more, and I can’t imagine my life without him.
Marcus
The moment the pesky human walked through that door, I knew I had to get rid of him. He’s charming, and almost everyone else instantly loves him, but he doesn’t understand how risky it is being part of this unit as a human.
But as I get to know the stubborn man, I learn that, perhaps, he’s not as naive as I once thought. And, maybe, he’s what I needed to realize there is more to life than just work and my dog.
A group arises that is threatening to disrupt the alliance between the humans and the vampires, but Finn is the one who shows me how strong that alliance can be and reminds me why it’s worth protecting.
When threats hit closer to home, I realize I would do anything for Finn because he’s brought so much joy to my life...and because he’s mine.
Note: This book features a creative use for undergarments, unintentional splits, a wolfhound who just wants to be a part of things, a vertically challenged human who still manages to wrap every vampire he meets around his little finger, the best date ever, possessiveness, really awkward dancing, some workplace revenge, and just a bite or two. Or three.
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- Zell Oakley
- 07-02-20
Very, very confused by all the positive reviews
If nothing else, the massively gushing reviews I've read of this book have taught me that I have wildly different taste from other romance readers, because I couldn't get past the first hour of this book.
To me, the book reads like a fanfic, and not even a particularly good one. Yes, Michael Ferraiuolo does a good job with the snarky dialogue, but the book is like 90% dialogue, and 90% of THAT is snarky. That's a bit much for me. It's like the author discovered that she can do one thing pretty well--in this case write snappy dialogue--and decided to make the entire book into one long conversation. And another thing, these are supposed to be cops, and some of them are supposed to be ancient vampires, so WHY oh why does everyone talk like middle school girls?
In addition, the book is written entirely in present tense which drives me NUTS. Usually I can get past it after a while, but in this case it just got more and more grating as the narration went on.
Don't get me wrong, I KNOW I'm in the minority in not liking the book. Read some other reviews and buy it, you'll probably love it. But it was just not for me, at all.
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- Rebecca Azizov
- 05-01-20
incredible!!!!!!
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How to Vex a Vampire
By Alice Winters
Narrator Michael Ferraiuolo
Narrator score🎧 ; Michael is a king! Come on!!! the effects he did with his voice, were absolutely fantastic! That
Voice he gave the antagonist character was just brilliant! The characters ... I'm truly in awe of this talent. And you have some Russian in here. I ask myself if Alice winters know what zanuda truly means. Yes, it is annoying. This is the meaning of this word but it much more. It's if you got a piece of wood under your nail (zanoza in Russian) and can't get it out the pain will irritate you... but it won't be unbearable and you wouldn't feel it constantly, but when you will it would be so painful and irritating. And the point is that it suits the main character so much that it's hilarious! And Michael just says the word so good!!!
“You’re like a really annoying dog that wants attention, and I just want to stick you in a crate on the other side of the house.”
Level of steam🔥: it's a sweet sweet book. You do have some moments but its definitely not about that. I think the innuendo covers that part the best. I discovered I'm 6 years old apparently. Because I love those moments more than the steamy parts, much much more.
“Yes, I was watching P***.”
“I’ll be P*** for you,” he mumbles as he pulls his shirt up and pokes his nipple. “Porn.”
“Wow… that was very s**y.”
Level of anxiety and sadness0😱😢: the book is hilarious! But with that, you have this Alice magic. She just has this capability to take a storyline that can be very serious, and turn it to the best comedy ever. And she did it again in the best way possible! You do have a complex storyline but it's so funny that your face will probably hurt from the smiles and giggles.
“What? Do I not look like the type of man to snuggle up to a bush and take a nice long nap?”
The book itself📖: what can I say? How many times I have listened to books about vampires. And yes a lot of them are brilliant as well, but this book has actually a very complex world to stand on, you have rules, that you discover with the story. And it's a fantasy that shows you said rules on the go by.
You have two incredible characters. Each brings you its complicated past to the story, and the development is so smooth and funny that you just can't not love it. I think that even people that don't like fantasy stories usually will adore this book. What's not to love? A quirky twink a rude old vampire and a lot of action!
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- Jesse
- 07-29-20
Played up on every stereotype
I wanted to love it and made myself listen to the end. The story was just okay. It played up on every gay stereotype. The storyline felt very dated. The characters were not realistic in their roles. The book may have been tolerable if the narrator didn't over exaggerate the effeminate nature of the main character.
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- Jeff S.
- 05-12-20
Laughed my head off!
This was a an extremely pleasant surprise! The writing was great. Serious and Funny! Michael Ferraiuolo was the perfect narrator for this book. Can't wait for the next book!
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- RACHEL REED
- 12-28-20
A snarky and hilarious paranormal romcom!
This was a sweet opposites attract, kind of enemies to lovers paranormal romance.
I loved the snarky banter, hilarious back and forth and entertaining dialogue.
The characters were likeable and fun and the hint suspense added to the overall charm of the storyline.
Michael Ferraiuolo performed an enjoyable and compelling audio delivery and narration.
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-05-20
It's like one long conversation with bits of plot
This author is good at writing heartwarming characters and snappy, funny dialogue, but that dialogue goes on entirely too long. Listening to it, I'm imagining PAGES of their silly back-and-forths until something finally happens or the scene finally changes. It feels endless. It was very charming and endearing for the first book I read from this author which was the first Hitman one, but listening to the same exact dynamic again for 10 hours got really old really fast. It does kind of read like a fanfiction, and while I love fanfiction, fanfic works because fanfic doesn't really have the responsibility of carrying its own worldbuilding. The cornerstones are already laid out for you.
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Michael Ferraiuolo did a great job as usual, one of my favorite narrators ever. Finn was a little extra flamboyant sounding but that's not necessarily a bad thing and maybe he was supposed to.
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- Kindle Customer
- 05-16-20
loved it
loved it. will probably listen to it multiple times..sooo funny. Marcus and Finnegan are perfect together.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-26-20
Love love love
I'm so in love with this series. Alice writes amazing books with with so much humor, loooove and a twist. You laugh, you cry and then laugh some more. Michael seriously he really is one of the best narrators I've listened to. really recommend both of them.
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- Aethena Drake
- 06-23-20
Good story. Good narration.
Alice Winters knows how to create a fascinating blend of romance, humor, and mild terror while educating the reader about personal challenges.
This is my favorite book from the author so far. I can't wait for the next one.
The narrator is perfect for this series.
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- Mali Mor ❤ The Romantic Blogger
- 05-10-20
Micheal stole the show! 👏
great and funny story, but one thing is for sure: Micheal Ferraiuolo stole the show! 👏
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- Meg
- 05-17-20
Brilliant
This is my first time listening to one of your books and I purchased it because of the title, I'm glad I did. The story of the human and the vampire was brilliant from start to finish and I can't wait to get more, I laughed at the human calling the vampire, [fangy mcfang face.]
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- T
- 05-05-20
Really good
If you're coming for sex, this book isn't that. But if you're coming for a cohesive, funny story of a persistent human and a grumpy vampire, then this book is perfect for you.
I enjoyed the humour and banter between the pair and particularly loved Marcus. I loved the narrator, perfect as always.
The only thing I didn't like too much was that because of how much Finn and Marcus joked around, in some parts I found it annoying and made me want to stop with the book. It was just a little bit too much and I think some areas didn't need it because it watered down the relationship a bit to me. They were very rarely serious with one another which I personally didn't appreciate.
Beyond that, this book is amazing and I loved this world you created between vampires and werewolves. Very interesting and I can not wait to see how they carry on in book 2 by finally facing Finn's past.
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- In the mood writer
- 08-08-21
Seriously Entertaining
What can I say!!! Listening to this funny, exciting and adorable story about a human and a vampire is amazing.
The world created in the book is tangible and immersive and the characters are equally well grounded. There is the right amount of banter, moodiness, romance and sex to keep you listening/page turning to the end.
Narration by Michael Ferraiuolo narration is just perfect and I can't wait for the next instalment.
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- MyRev-u
- 06-27-21
I really enjoyed it, very well read.
I absolutely recommend this. Funny and narrated really well. Give it a try. I'm going to download the next in the series.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-08-21
omg words fail me
brilliant funny and tense. first time with this author and I need more. first vampire book and I was captivated with the story. great narration.
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- Mrs Stephanie Hopton
- 05-03-21
Too much
If you enjoy constant verbal nonsense and not much story this is the book for you. It seems it was written for the author to practice "witty comebacks" and it's a shame. Stay away unless you really enjoy endless snarking.
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- Loobylou
- 04-19-21
Amazing
I.love How to Vex a Vampire and I've read it more than once. The audio version is every bit as fabulous. Michael Ferraiuolo's narration is amazing.
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- AshPenny37
- 09-15-20
Very Enjoyable Listen
Great story, with fantastic characters. I really enjoyed the banter between Finn and Marcus (and Carson). Aside from the detective procedural angle of the plot, which was engaging, there's a ton of humour. This book is loads of fun and very ably narrated by Michael Ferraiuolo.
Be warned, though...bit of a cliffhanger. Looking forward to the next in the series.
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- Aussiebumwearer
- 07-31-20
Absolutely Loved It!
Wasn’t sure what to expect as there have been mixed reviews about this title, but I have been pleasantly surprised! I Absolutely Loved It! Just the right amount of snark, sass, moodiness, sexy times and just outrageous laughter. Had my neighbours certainly wondering what was going on 😆😆😊 This is certainly the type of book I love to hear, and Mr MF does an outstanding performance 🎭 I so hope the rest of the books will be released in audiobook format as I can’t wait for the next instalment!! Definitely worth 5🌟’s 😁😁😊
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- HelenMK69
- 06-20-20
Fantastic
I totally love Alice's books, here mind must be completely addled with these characters running around it. I wonder if she is a Snarky as her main characters. I do Hope so.
Seriously though this is another first class book/audi and I can't wait to listen to the next book. Would thoroughly recommend.
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- The Word Nerd Reviews
- 03-13-21
The Book and the Narration are Amazing!
I really enjoyed reading the book, but OMG the audio!!!! I usually fall asleep or get distracted with audio books, not this one. The narrator Michael Ferraiuolo is fantastic!
He pegs the snark, the sarcasm, and each character has their own unique voice so that it is impossible not to know who is speaking. He takes an excellent book and shoots it into the stratosphere. It's just pure magic!!!
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- Gimmebooks
- 02-25-21
great fun
I laughed out loud throughout the narration.
The story is great and made all the better with great narrator.
This author has been very hit and miss for me but I'm glad I gave this story a go. Perfect blend of humour, action and world building, with some great character development.
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-09-21
so addictive
such a great story, I binge listened day and night, Michael does such a great job with the character I can't wait to read the next book.
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- Wide Eyes, Big Ears!
- 07-15-20
Great fun!
Bubbly yet competent police detective, Finn, has finally joined the Vampire-Related Crimes Unit, even though they‘ve never allowed humans before. The last thing grumpy and gorgeously broody vampire detective, Marcus, wants to do is babysit a fragile human detective, but when vampires are exposed to a new drug which endangers humans around them, Marcus must put aside his prejudices. As usual, Alice Winters delivers a hugely fun story, chock full of humour and served with a slice of danger. Her trademark zany comedian vs. reluctant straight man set up works perfectly with Finn as the annoying ray of sunshine working with a bunch of grouchy vampires. 🎧 Michael Ferraiuolo shines in these comedic books, even adding a grumpy-vampire-talking-through-a-mouthful-of-teeth accent to his repertoire. Great fun!
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- Kelly
- 06-11-20
the narrator was perfect for this story
How to Vex a Vampire is exactly what I've come to expect from this author after reading some of her previous titles - Fun to read and lots of snarky banter between the main couple.
Marcus is the vampire that does his best to resist Finn's charms, but like almost everyone else who comes into contact with Finn finds him too hard to resist......or Finn's so stubborn Marcus has no choice but to eventually give in!
I really liked Finn, he had a difference ( besides being human ) I was not expecting in the story that makes him a little more vulnerable at times, but he's determined not to let it hold him back. Lots of action throughout, and I'm SO curious as to who the big bad vampire is, and what he's going to do next.
The narrator Michael Ferraiuolo has recently been added to my fav list, he performs so well with all the snarky banter and distinguishes between the characters really well. He was perfect for this story. Performance = 5 stars.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-03-20
Well written! Fantastically narrated!
This story had me in its grips from the first few minutes. Well written plot, with twists and turns to keep you on your toes, and plenty of humour to keep you laughing the whole way through. Can’t wait to read more!
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-20-20
Alice Winters & Michael Ferraiuolo Dynamic Duo ♡
Another great listen. Fast pace, action, romance and humour - what more could you want. Loved it!