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Yoga Pant Nation
- A Novel
- Series: Class Mom, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire
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This program is read by the author.
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A Macmillan Audio production from Henry Holt and Company