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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,094
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 970
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Story4 out of 5 stars 966
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55,715
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,195
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49,939
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
What listeners say about We Used to Have Money, Now We Have You!: A Dad's Bedtime Story
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Dina M.
- 09-18-19
Super Cute and clean
Loved this. Loved that Phone narrated. Very Cute, funny, and smart. Worth the price of purchase.
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- Melanie Anderson-Stampley
- 05-23-18
A Must Listen
This is one of the most trill Children Stories accompanied by an Audio Book I’ve heard in a long time. This is up there with “Go the F to Sleep” w/Samuel Jackson! Definitely for the adults lol
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- Mellero47
- 05-22-18
A cautionary tale
Good story, only as long as it needs to be, price is right. Well done.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Sheila Spotts-Murphy
- 05-22-18
True and hilarious!
Cracked up when Phonte used the words "functionally broke"! Excellent performance by the whole team!
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- HGJ
- 08-11-20
Adorable
Such a cute story, and the music was perfect! i am a grandmother now, but boy do I remember those days. Will share with my son and DIL.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Cat Taylor
- 07-08-18
Used to is Right!
LOL, what a fool believes! Hilarious but factual take on the changes that having children bring to your life. The narrator has a great voice. The music is soulful and the ad libs are hilarious.
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2 people found this helpful
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- Kinyel
- 05-27-18
Hilarious
I loved listening to this audiobook, especially the ad libs. The music is dope!! Great purchase.
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1 person found this helpful
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- DG
- 05-22-18
Hilarious and Adorable
I love this! We don't have kids yet but this is content I can appreciate. Phonte's adlibs are hilarious and the tunes by Zo are dope as always. This might be the only audio kids book I'd ever listen to on repeat.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- B.
- 05-22-18
The best thing I’ve heard in years
Phonte brings a little bit of a Michael McDonald meets Percy Miracles talent to one of the funniest and most honest looks at being a dad with a young child.
The story is great, the music is great, and the narration is hilarious.
All the awards for this joint!
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-29-19
Loved it
Just amazing. Best 3.95 I ever spent. I'll listen repeatedly. The beat and the vocals are all just so we'll done
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