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Featured Article: 40+ Motivational Quotes to Lift and Rev You Up
Doubting yourself? Need a push to keep on climbing? To give you a surge and get you back up and moving forward, we've collected 40+ quotes from folks who know a lot about motivational ebbs and flows: authors. Their works span a variety of genres, from classic literature to career success, and offer a diversity of perspectives. We're sure you'll find at least a few wise and uplifting words that speak directly to you and will soon have your motivation flowing.
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Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,190
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Performance918
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Story917
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire...
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Adult voices too loud, narrative too soft
- By Amazon Customer on 09-20-16
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Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 4
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 09-21-04
- Language: English
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The Reptile Room
- A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,876
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Performance1,619
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Story1,610
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky. In the first two books alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive...
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Woah
- By Al on 04-28-16
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The Reptile Room
- A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 05-06-14
- Language: English
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File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents
- By: Lemony Snicket, Seth
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Terry Gross, Sarah Vowell, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall87
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Performance75
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Story72
Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he encountered A Series of Unfortunate Events, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket was a boy discovering the mysteries of the world. Match wits with Lemony Snicket to solve thirteen mini-mysteries. Paintings have been falling off of...
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Very entertaining
- By Nancy A. DeTurk on 04-22-14
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File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Terry Gross, Sarah Vowell, Libba Bray, Ira Glass, Sophie Blackall, Jon Klassen, Chris Kluwe, Holly Black, Sook-Yin Lee, Rachel Maddow, Stephin Merritt, Wesley Stace
- Series: All the Wrong Questions, Book 2.5
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 04-01-14
- Language: English
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The Wide Window
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #3
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,362
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Performance1,062
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Story1,053
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Dear Reader, If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and...
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Snickett Should Stick to Writing
- By Morro on 11-22-04
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The Wide Window
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #3
- Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 3
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 09-21-04
- Language: English
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Series of Unfortunate Events #12: The Penultimate Peril
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall798
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Performance560
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Story555
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Lemony Snicket returns with the last book before the last book of his bestselling A Series of Unfortunate Events. Scream and run away before the secrets of the series are revealed! Very little is known about Lemony Snicket and A Series of Unfortunate Events. What we...
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Great narration, amazing dramatization
- By DE on 01-05-18
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Series of Unfortunate Events #12: The Penultimate Peril
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 12
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 10-18-05
- Language: English
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"Who Could That Be at This Hour?"
- Also Published as "All the Wrong Questions: Question 1"
- By: Lemony Snicket, Seth
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall335
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Performance280
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Story278
A New York Times Notable Children's Book of the YearA Kirkus Best Book of the YearA School Library Journal Best Book of the Year ★ "Fans of A Series of Unfortunate Events will be in heaven."―Kirkus Reviews, starred review Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he...
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Lemony Leave Me Hanging
- By Alan on 11-27-12
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"Who Could That Be at This Hour?"
- Also Published as "All the Wrong Questions: Question 1"
- Series: All the Wrong Questions, Book 1
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 10-23-12
- Language: English
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A Series of Unfortunate Events #13: The End
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall772
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Performance556
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Story551
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Like an off-key violin concert, the Roman Empire, or food poisoning, all things must come to an end. Thankfully, this includes A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. The thirteenth and final installment in the groundbreaking series will answer readers'...
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Tim Curry makes a dreadful end nearly enjoyable
- By W. Black on 05-19-08
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A Series of Unfortunate Events #13: The End
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 13
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 10-13-06
- Language: English
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Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile VillageDA
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall932
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Performance712
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Story714
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Dear Reader, You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the...
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V(illage)(of)F(oul)D(evotees)
- By A.J. on 11-27-05
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Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile VillageDA
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 7
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 09-21-04
- Language: English
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Series of Unfortunate Events #6: The Ersatz Elevator
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,062
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Performance798
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Story798
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES In their most daring misadventure, the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by very, very rich people, whose penthouse apartment is located mysteriously close to the place where all their misfortune began. Even though their new home in the city is fancy, and the children...
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Great to have Tim Curry back!
- By Angel on 02-12-17
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Series of Unfortunate Events #6: The Ersatz Elevator
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 6
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 09-21-04
- Language: English
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Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall825
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Performance616
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Story615
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES The Baudelaires need a safe place to stay—somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police. A quiet refuge where misfortune never visits. Might Heimlich Hospital be just the place? In Lemony Snicket's eighth ghastly installment in A Series of Unfortunate...
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Volunteers Fighting Decease
- By Nathaniel on 06-01-21
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Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 8
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 09-21-04
- Language: English
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Series of Unfortunate Events #9: The Carnivorous Carnival
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall754
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Performance553
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Story553
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Everybody loves a carnival! Who can fail to delight in the colourful people, the unworldly spectacle, the fabulous freaks? A carnival is a place for good family fun—as long as one has a family, that is. For the Baudelaire orphans, their time at the carnival turns...
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Tim curry makes it spectacular!!!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-15-15
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Series of Unfortunate Events #9: The Carnivorous Carnival
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 9
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 09-21-04
- Language: English
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Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry, Stephin Merritt
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall779
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Performance605
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Story604
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES DISCLAIMER: The long term effects of listening to this audio are unknown. Scientists have detected slightly higher rates of panic, fright and free-floating anxiety amongst listeners to this audio than that found in those listeners who engaged in more pleasant...
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Great Narration
- By Julie on 12-21-04
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Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope
- Narrated by: Tim Curry, Stephin Merritt
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 10
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 09-21-04
- Language: English
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Poison for Breakfast
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Patrick Warburton
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall261
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Performance229
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Story228
This true story - as true as Lemony Snicket himself - begins with a puzzling note under his door: You had poison for breakfast. Following a winding trail of clues to solve the mystery of his own demise, Snicket takes us on a thought-provoking tour of his predilections....
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Daringly Erratic
- By Jacob Schwartz on 09-06-21
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Poison for Breakfast
- Narrated by: Patrick Warburton
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 08-31-21
- Language: English
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"Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?"
- By: Lemony Snicket, Seth
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall142
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Performance121
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Story120
Best to start at the beginning, but the whole’s an enjoyable ride.”—Kirkus Reviews Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he encountered A Series of Unfortunate Events, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket was a boy discovering the mysteries of the world. This is...
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Bravo!
- By bigdjunta on 07-23-18
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"Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?"
- Series: All the Wrong Questions, Book 4
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 09-22-15
- Language: English
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Series of Unfortunate Events #11: The Grim Grotto
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall807
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Performance600
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Story599
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Warning: Your day will become very dark—and possibly damp—if you read this book. Plan to spend this spring in hiding. Lemony Snicket is back with the eleventh book in his New York Times bestselling A Series of Unfortunate Events. Lemony Snicket's saga about the...
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Wow
- By Amazon Customer on 02-10-17
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Series of Unfortunate Events #11: The Grim Grotto
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 11
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 09-21-04
- Language: English
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"When Did You See Her Last?"
- By: Lemony Snicket, Seth
- Narrated by: Liam Aiken
- Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall158
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Performance130
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Story131
Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he encountered A Series of Unfortunate Events, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket was a boy discovering the mysteries of the world. I should have asked the question "How could someone who was missing be in two places at once?"...
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very very cool
- By Lorena on 11-11-18
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"When Did You See Her Last?"
- Narrated by: Liam Aiken
- Series: All the Wrong Questions, Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 10-15-13
- Language: English
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The Lump of Coal
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris
- Length: 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall196
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Performance144
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Story143
This is a story about a lump of coal who can think, talk, and move itself around. Is there a more charming holiday tale to behold? Probably, but Lemony Snicket has not written one...
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So Cute!
- By Lynda on 12-20-08
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The Lump of Coal
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris
- Length: 11 mins
- Release date: 10-09-08
- Language: English
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The Dark
- By: Lemony Snicket, Jon Klassen
- Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall189
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Performance176
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Story173
Laszlo is afraid of the dark. The dark lives in the same house as Laszlo. Mostly, though, the dark stays in the basement and doesn't come into Lazslo's room. But one night, it does. This is the story of how Laszlo stops being afraid of the dark. With emotional insight and poetic economy, two...
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Neil might be the best male narrator ever
- By Mama Reniazen on 01-16-24
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The Dark
- Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
- Length: 6 mins
- Release date: 04-02-13
- Language: English
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13 Words
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Michael Emerson
- Length: 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall45
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Performance39
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Story39
From New York Times bestselling author Lemony Snicket comes an uproarious, whimsical story like no other. As an added highlight, this audiobook includes an original song, composed by Nico Muhly and sung by mezzo-soprano Eve Gigliotti, that ties all thirteen words together in an unforgettable...
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A Picture-book with No Pictures!
- By Kristina Warrior Princess on 12-19-16
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13 Words
- Narrated by: Michael Emerson
- Length: 11 mins
- Release date: 11-15-10
- Language: English
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La Fin
- Les Désastreuses Aventures des orphelins Baudelaire 13
- By: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Bertrand Pazos
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Cher lecteur, tu viens sans doute de prendre ce livre et tu l'entames par la fin, ou plutôt par ce petit texte à la fin, à seule fin d'y détecter...
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La Fin
- Les Désastreuses Aventures des orphelins Baudelaire 13
- Narrated by: Bertrand Pazos
- Series: Les Désastreuses Aventures des orphelins Baudelaire, Book 13
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 01-19-23
- Language: French
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