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Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 06-27-11
- Language: English
- Publisher: Hachette Audio
- Whispersync for Voice-ready
Regular price: $20.52
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Publisher's Summary
Rafe Khatchadorian has enough problems at home without throwing his first year of middle school into the mix. Luckily, he's got an ace plan for the best year ever, if only he can pull it off: With his best friend Leonardo the Silent awarding him points, Rafe tries to break every rule in his school's oppressive Code of Conduct. Chewing gum in class - 5,000 points! Running in the hallway = 10,000 points! Pulling the fire alarm - 50,000 points! But when Rafe's game starts to catch up with him, he'll have to decide if winning is all that matters, or if he's finally ready to face the rules, bullies, and truths he's been avoiding.
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PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.
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- Matt
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- 11-01-13
Great book
Would you consider the audio edition of Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life to be better than the print version?
I liked this book a lot. I'm now going to read the second book in this series.
I'm an 11-year-old boy who would rather be outside than read.
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The Fourth Stall
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
I read two chapters per night.
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- Colleen
- 03-21-18
Cute book for tweens
I am a 5th grade teacher, so I always read books that my kids may like. This was a cute book with an interesting twist at the end. I would recommend this to my students!
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- Shellie
- 12-27-17
My son listens to this story over and over.
What made the experience of listening to Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life the most enjoyable?
My son asks me to play this story over when we get in the car for a long trip. He loves to listen to it.
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- Jay Evans
- 08-27-17
Great summer read.
I love this book, shared it with my 6th grade son. We laughed from beginning to the end.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-08-17
Awesome Book
This book is awesome and I loved it! I especially liked the ending and the illustrations.
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- Stephanie Germani
- Cortlandt Manor , NY United States
- 07-06-17
Awesome
Honestly I love the book so much! I truly recommend for this fifth graders going into middle school to read over the summer because that's was doing.
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- Cooper & Carter Levine
- 10-19-15
Et ride
I really love this audiobook it is the funniest audiobook ever
And you will need to rate it to 5 stars
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- Kristen Bergeron
- 01-17-15
Good book
Good book. Listened to the book at night! I would really recommend this book to anyone who likes to laugh! :)
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- DocDocGoose
- Florida USA
- 06-08-16
Realy the best I have ever heard
I love that it was so realistic and fun. I would recommend it to people who don't like to read.🙂
3 of 7 people found this review helpful
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- Rob
- 03-27-16
fab review nor long but great
This is a fun cool book and child friendly even if your not In middle school
1 of 3 people found this review helpful