From Charleston to Eternity: The Life of E. Cole Bolchoz

By: Eugene Cole Bolchoz

Narrated by: Christopher Preece

Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins

Publisher's summary

This is an auto-biography from the eyes of a six to a 40 year old man.

It is set in much of South Carolina. I attempted to shield you from deeper truths, but failed.

If anything these low country peregrinations are shocking comedic adventures.

This is a buck shot 12. Gauge shotgun approach to hit your mental target.

Yet it is full of unconventional humor, drug and alcohol abuse, rapes, drug dealing, law running, school truancy, Southern Protestant, and Catholic family living, my psycho shock treatment trooper, mom’s chaotic lifestyle, reverse racism in the South, fist fights, roman candle targeting houses and people, bb guns, and the Broad Street rich to the Bexley poor.

If you want to drive drunk or under Robo, sleep with other people’s property, steal toys, drink perfume, duck 12. Gauge and pistol rounds, run away from Old Bill (The Police), fist fight, burn your inner circle or nuke bridges, then join this sojourn of no retreat. Learn the rules of fucking up or making mental trails (not Chem Trails) upon your family, foes and friends. Make out on the back of the bus with your school bus driver, throw rabbit punches, running from crack dealers and a biker gang or the law. If you like romances with lurid sex but bitter after tastes we have it all.

Fail out of College, get kicked out of a Catholic Seminary, avoid crashing with a suicidal mother at the wheel, fail asleep at the wheel on I-95 in the rain, shot roman candles inside houses or at your friends, sleep with your cul-de sacs wives. Yes the immoral house of drinking beer from the bellies of your maidens and being dumped more than a soap opera character, come by and read at the E. Cole Bolchoz House of Real Horrors and Triumphs. Throw food at your classmates, shot bb guns all over town, or yell “Fuck The Taliban” while installing an Internet Tower in Ramadi Iraq at night. You will not listen to this at anywhere but here.

If you enjoyed Hard Times by Charles Dickens, The Brothers Karamazov, The Outsiders, or the movie Dazed and Confused, you will love this audiobook. If you enjoyed 50 Shades of Grey, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Friday, you are qualified to appreciate this attempt at verbal art play.

One more asterisk here, “By the time you figure out what you want to do in this life, it’s too late!” (E.R.B. III RIP 2003)

For all of you who love Charleston, and South Carolina, you willl not be disappointed with these dark with pink lemonade skylines.

Note: There are LGBT scenes in this audiobook. Though the author is a straight heterosexual male. And this community does buy many of my other books, so of course you are included and welcome.

Thank you,

The Un-managed

©2019 Eugene Cole Bolchoz (P)2020 Eugene Cole Bolchoz