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  • Let's Pretend This Never Happened

  • A Mostly True Memoir
  • By: Jenny Lawson
  • Narrated by: Jenny Lawson
  • Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (8,294 ratings)

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Let's Pretend This Never Happened

By: Jenny Lawson
Narrated by: Jenny Lawson
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Publisher's summary

Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013

For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris - Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut.

Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives - the ones we'd like to pretend never happened - are in fact the ones that define us. In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes listeners on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.

Chapters include: "Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel", "A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband", "My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking", and "And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane".

©2012 Jenny Lawson (P)2012 Penguin

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Alas, poor Jenny…
"Just like the taxidermized, Yorick-like mouse on the cover, Let's Pretend This Never Happened is awkward, weird, and hilarious—as is the writer, Jenny Lawson, of The Bloggess fame. Her narration, too, makes this listen truly sing—quite literally when she belts out the chapter titles like a manic, singsong opera star. The whole package is so genuine and vulnerable that I frequently laughed to the point of tears as she regaled her experiences dealing with anxiety, depression, and social missteps. This is a title that could only be written by Lawson herself."
Sean T., Audible Editor

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As dangerous as a pack of Chupacabras

If you could sum up Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) in three words, what would they be?

lovingly painfully honest

What other book might you compare Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) to and why?

Les Miserable... but in Texas, with more swearing, undead, vaginas and dead animals.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

Knock Knock, MotherF'r

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Jenny Lawson reveals a lifetime of battles with insecurity, mental and physical illness challenging you not to laugh out loud. Her insights speak to our inner voices (which aren't on any time delays) weaving sadness and humor throughout.

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Best audio book ever

Never quite enjoyed audio books before but listening to her read this is like having your best friend tell you a child hood story! I laughed out loud more than once in an inappropriate setting but it was so worth it! PS pretty sure she must be related to my child as they speak of zombie apocalypse more than the average weird-o!

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Very entertaining but the voice was annoying.

I enjoyed the majority of the story. Jenny Lawson is funny and thinks like I do.

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Meh.

Funny, but at times got tedious. A lot of "PPPS" use. Struggled to finish towards the end.

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hysterical

excellent read. Very very funny. I recommend it highly. if you have a chance to read it you will enjoy it.

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What a ride

This was a RIDE. How has one person gone through this much?! I must say, I found Lawson's second book a bit better, but i still enjoyed the jumbled mess of thoughts of this one!

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I love this book.

Jenny Lawson is (in my opinion) the funniest human being ever, though she probably doesn't think so. She has such a beautiful way of writing about the most serious things such as mental illness in an absolutely hilarious way so that your heart hurts for her and others who experience such things while your head and sides hurt from laughing so hard.

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Not impressed

This book got such great reviews, but I wasn’t impressed. Most of the book are these attempts at humor through comparisons and not a lot of actual story. I could have done without the singing at the beginning of each chapter

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reminded me of childhood

I finished this book in 3 day! I couldn't stop listening to it. It reminded me of my step dad and his taxidermy business and all the crazy things I'd come home to in any given day, or my whole family in Louisiana who live on the same road, or living in California on a literal lake bed with coyotes under our house. People never believe those stories but now that I heard her speak her words I'm a believer that I'm not the only one whose lived a weird life like that and her words ring true to me that I shouldn't try to forget them but remember those times and cherish each one.

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Greatest book Ever!

Jenny is an amazing writer and narrator. Parts were touching and sad, parts were horrifying, but most of it was funny to the point I
laughed so hard I was gasping for breath and crying. Thank you for this!

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