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Anima Rising
Featured Article: The 25 Best Vampire Audiobooks to Suck You In
Vampire stories have fascinated people across cultures for generations. From gothic Transylvania to early-aughts Washington, it seems like vampires have taken every form in every culture and every country around the world. From all of these options, we’ve selected 25 of the best audiobooks from the pack—those with the most captivating characters, creepiest settings, and, perhaps most importantly, the best vocal performances available.
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Anima Rising
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Mary Jane Wells
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall486
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Performance460
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Story460
“A brilliant amalgamation of history, literature, horror, humor and humanity, unfolding with page-turning energy.” — Petalama Argus-Courier From New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore comes a hilariously deranged tale of a mad scientist, a famous painter, and an undead...
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Dog lovers should not read!
- By Cathy on 07-09-25
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Anima Rising
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Mary Jane Wells
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 05-13-25
- Language: English
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Lamb
- The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Length: 15 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall9,555
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Performance7,471
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Story7,480
The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing years—except Biff, the Messiah’s best bud, who has been resurrected to tell the story in...
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Blasphemus or righteous?
- By Timothy on 08-19-08
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Lamb
- The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Length: 15 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 03-27-07
- Language: English
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Fool
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,014
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Performance3,571
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Story3,586
“Hilarious, always inventive, this is a book for all, especially uptight English teachers, bardolaters, and ministerial students.” —Dallas Morning News Fool—the bawdy and outrageous New York Times bestseller from the unstoppable Christopher Moore—is a hilarious new take on William...
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Mr Moore does it again.
- By Michael on 02-17-09
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Fool
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Series: Fool, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 02-10-09
- Language: English
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A Dirty Job
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall12,887
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Performance9,436
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Story9,436
Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy with a normal life, married to a bright and pretty woman who actually loves him for his normalcy. They're even about to have their first child. Yes, Charlie's doing okay—until people start dropping dead around him, and everywhere he goes a dark presence...
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Great Listen!
- By Janie on 03-24-06
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A Dirty Job
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Series: Grim Reaper, Book 1
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 03-21-06
- Language: English
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Noir
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,626
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Performance3,277
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Story3,263
The absurdly outrageous, sarcastically satiric, and always entertaining New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore returns in finest madcap form with this zany noir set on the mean streets of post-World War II San Francisco, and featuring a diverse cast of characters, including a...
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A Laugh Riot, Inconsistently Delivered
- By Maggie May on 04-18-18
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Noir
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 04-17-18
- Language: English
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Coyote Blue
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: James Jenner
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,691
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Performance1,149
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Story1,155
Coyote Blue introduces Samuel Hunter, a young man who's running from his past while being tormented by an ancient Crow God with a talent for mischief....
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ehhhh...
- By Michelle on 08-17-09
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Coyote Blue
- Narrated by: James Jenner
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 12-19-08
- Language: English
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Bloodsucking Fiends
- A Love Story
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,733
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Performance3,357
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Story3,379
A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco....
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Bloodsucking FUN!
- By SHEILA on 10-02-08
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Bloodsucking Fiends
- A Love Story
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Series: Love Story, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 09-24-08
- Language: English
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The Stupidest Angel
- A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,571
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Performance1,638
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Story1,640
Now in a special holiday edition, the hilariously deranged tale of Santa, fruitcakes, angels, and Kung fu. . . . “Christopher Moore writes novels that are not only hilarious, but fun to read as well. He is an author at the top of his craft.—Nicholas Sparks ’Twas the night before Christmas...
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Read the title before buying
- By Steven M. on 12-04-04
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The Stupidest Angel
- A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Series: Pine Cove, Book 3
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 10-22-04
- Language: English
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Bite Me
- A Love Story
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,925
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Performance2,052
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Story2,043
“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You...
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Kayso....
- By colleen on 03-22-12
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Bite Me
- A Love Story
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Series: Love Story, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 03-23-10
- Language: English
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Shakespeare for Squirrels
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,816
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Performance1,557
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Story1,552
Shakespeare meets Dashiell Hammett in this wildly entertaining murder mystery from New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore—an uproarious, hardboiled take on the Bard’s most performed play, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, featuring Pocket, the hero of Fool and The Serpent of Venice...
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Pocket of dog sniffing
- By Thelighta on 05-21-20
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Shakespeare for Squirrels
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Series: Fool, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 05-12-20
- Language: English
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You Suck
- A Love Story
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,116
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Performance1,850
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Story1,852
""You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"" Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now...
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Do They Give Awards For "Best Reader"?
- By Deborah on 09-14-08
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You Suck
- A Love Story
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Series: Love Story, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 01-22-07
- Language: English
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The Serpent of Venice
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,079
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Performance2,778
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Story2,772
New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore channels William Shakespeare and Edgar Allan Poe in The Serpent of Venice, a satiric Venetian gothic that brings back the Pocket of Dog Snogging, the eponymous hero of Fool, along with his sidekick, Drool, and pet monkey, Jeff. Venice, a long...
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HEINOUS FKERY MOST FOUL
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-20-17
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The Serpent of Venice
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Series: Fool, Book 2
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 04-22-14
- Language: English
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Fluke
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Bill Irwin
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,503
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Performance1,034
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Story1,029
Marine biologist Nate Quinn is in love with the majestic ocean-dwelling behemoths who have been singing their haunting song for twenty million years. But why do the humpback whales sing? That's the question that has Nate and his crew filming, charting, and recording every whale that crosses...
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Best way to ruin a good book.
- By colleen on 02-18-08
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Fluke
- Narrated by: Bill Irwin
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 02-15-08
- Language: English
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Practical Demonkeeping
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,817
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Performance2,242
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Story2,244
In Christopher Moore's ingenious debut novel, we meet one of the most memorably mismatched pairs in the annals of literature. The good-looking one is one-hundred-year-old ex-seminarian and ""roads"" scholar Travis O'Hearn. The green one is Catch, a demon with a nasty habit of eating most of the...
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I named my cat after the demon Catch
- By colleen on 08-24-11
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Practical Demonkeeping
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Series: Pine Cove, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 08-04-09
- Language: English
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Razzmatazz
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,235
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Performance1,089
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Story1,084
New York Times Bestseller “Smart and funny and all sorts of raunchy in the best way.” — San Francisco Chronicle Repeat New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore returns to the mean streets of San Francisco in this outrageous follow-up to his madcap novel Noir. San Francisco...
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Noir Has Never Been So Funny
- By Stefan Filipovits on 06-24-22
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Razzmatazz
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 05-17-22
- Language: English
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Secondhand Souls
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,937
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Performance5,414
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Story5,412
In San Francisco, the souls of the dead are mysteriously disappearing—and you know that can’t be good—in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s delightfully funny sequel to A Dirty Job. Something really strange is happening in the City by the Bay. People are dying, but...
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a snarky slapstick sequel to A Dirty Job
- By withherownwings on 09-24-15
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Secondhand Souls
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Fisher Stevens
- Series: Grim Reaper, Book 2
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 08-25-15
- Language: English
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Island of the Sequined Love Nun
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,261
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Performance1,788
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Story1,786
Take a wonderfully crazed excursion into the demented heart of a tropical paradise—a world of cargo cults, cannibals, mad scientists, ninjas, and talking fruit bats. Our bumbling hero is Tucker Case, a hopeless geek trapped in a cool guy's body, who makes a living as a pilot for the Mary Jean...
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Fun Read
- By Holly Helscher on 07-01-12
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Island of the Sequined Love Nun
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 08-04-09
- Language: English
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The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,111
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Performance1,658
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Story1,664
The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, from their normal antidepressants to placebos, so naturally—well, to be accurate, artificially—business is booming at the local blues bar. Trouble is, those lonely slide-guitar notes have also attracted a...
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A Good Introduction to Moore
- By D. E. Dickerson on 10-01-12
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The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Series: Pine Cove, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 08-04-09
- Language: English
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Sacre Bleu
- A Comedy d'Art
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,869
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Performance2,537
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Story2,551
“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of that word.” —Carl Hiassen “[Moore’s novels] deftly blend surreal, occult, and even science-fiction doings with laugh-out-loud satire of contemporary culture.” —Washington Post “If there’s a funnier writer out...
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Is Nothing is Sacre'?
- By Mel on 05-07-12
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Sacre Bleu
- A Comedy d'Art
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 04-03-12
- Language: English
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Noir
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Simon Jäger
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall7
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Performance7
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Story7
San Francisco 1947: Es kommt nicht jeden Tag vor, dass eine rätselhafte, anmutige Blondine namens Stilton (ja, wie der Käse) in den verlotterten...
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Excellent German Translation and Performance
- By Verena Fuchs on 05-24-21
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Noir
- Narrated by: Simon Jäger
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 10-15-18
- Language: German
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