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“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850

“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?”-Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish

Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated - especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted - a.k.a. boring - ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction.

With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.

Here - uncensored and totally uninhibited - she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn’t hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.

©2012 Joan Rivers (P)2012 Penguin Audio

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Totally Honest and Brave

Would you listen to I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me again? Why?

It makes me laugh

What was one of the most memorable moments of I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me?

her take down of rich women with everything "whining" about their "sadness"

5 of 5 people found this review helpful

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  • Rick
  • Urcuquí, Ecuador
  • 07-23-12

The New Queen of Mean

If you dislike Joan Rivers, you'll hate this book. Otherwise, it feels like a romp through a card catalog of her life's work, in which she skewers just about every sacred cow you can imagine, up to and including the abuses of modern technology. It seems rare to hear Joan Rivers without a live audience, but this is an energetic read through a dense thicket of barbed observations that leave no one unscathed. Potty mouth? You bet. On target? Flawlessly.

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  • Dempsey
  • Paraparaumu, New Zealand
  • 07-30-12

So disappointing I could cry

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

Not funny, just old and tired. I love her shows shes witty and smart and in the now. This book might as well be telling mother in law jokes. Sad and embarrassing. I didn't even finish the book. I was really looking forward to it as well. Wasted my money don't waste yours.

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  • bec
  • Australia
  • 11-23-13

Brilliant

Would you consider the audio edition of I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me to be better than the print version?

Don't know, not having read it

Who was your favorite character and why?

Why Joan of course

Which scene was your favorite?

There are no "scenes", but I loved each and every chapter

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Laugh, Joan made me laugh out loud, several times, felt a bit silly, but there was no one to see me

Any additional comments?

I just loved this audio book, Joan Rivers is one of the very few comedians I enjoy. I even watch a show about fashion only because she is the star.<br/>I can't wait for the next book

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It was so perfect until ...

I was ready to write a melting love letter to this book and its author-until I find how much had been left out!
Can we talk here?
Where was the part with the funny nicknames for all our 50 states? Where were some of the other hilarious jokes?
What was there was excellent. I loved it to death. I've loved Joan Rivers since the early '80s when she subbef for Johnny Carson, and appeared on Hollywood Squares. What a hoot.
solid 4 out of 5, should have been 5 but for the missing material.

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Forever Remembered! JR!

I miss you Joan!!!!! your humour will always put a smile on my face especially when am Down!

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INSANE!

So funny. I recommend this book to people who want to just laugh and SET THINGS STRAIGHT with the world.

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Funny but really feels like a list

i enjoyed this book intermittently but it feels like just a list at times. Joan Rivers was a hilarious and talented woman and it's not a bad purchase to listen to occasionally but certainly not all at once.

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I hate this book (Not Really)

Get it! You can't stop laughing. She is amazing in every sense of the word.
One of the best in History!

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Always hilarious!

If you could sum up I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me in three words, what would they be?

Way beyond hysterical

What was one of the most memorable moments of I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me?

The entire thing was fantastic - and I've listened to it twice. The most memorable thing would be that Joan narrates her own and her intonations,sighs,emotion in her voice as she's reading make it all that more special.

Which scene was your favorite?

Page one to page end.<br/>

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

Not possible to make a film - it's a diary, for one, and NOBODY would be good enough to play Joan.

Any additional comments?

I've purchased many of her physical books but don't really have much reading time. These are awesome, as I can listen to them in the car, laughing my way all the way to my destination, and be in a great mood when I get there because Joan keeps me cracking up always - whether it's the 1st time through or 10th. Never gets old. And I miss her horribly. These books are the next best thing to her being alive.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 11-17-17

gotta love Joan.

this is a humorous book to be taken with a grain of salt. I liked.

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  • ss
  • 05-01-17

Great

Funny fun and smart! never finished a book so fast. Excellent read loved it very much.

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  • Cherie
  • 03-06-15

Very funny in true joan style

I laughed out loud in parts .very funny . Must remember not to take parts seriously though . She sees the funny side of most things

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  • Daniel
  • 02-15-15

Lots to agree with!!

Loved this audiobook, finished it in 2 days I also hate asking old people how they are!!

RIP Miss Rivers.

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  • M. Hunter
  • 05-29-13

A true laugh a minute.

Just wanted to say this book made me laugh out loud in explosive bursts (sometimes in public which was embarrassing) and I agree with Joan on about 85% of the things she hates. Maybe it's an age thing but she certainly gives it to us straight. Such brutal honesty is not only brave but hilariously funny. Yes she's cruel sometimes but she's also usually right!
Loved it.

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  • Lee
  • 04-07-13

Love Joan, Hate this one

When you turn a book into audio, repetition gets very boring. I had hoped that with Joan reading her own book, it would be like one of her monologues. However this book has the phrase "I hate..." Repeated constantly, making it incredibly annoying. I could not finish this audio book and will request a return. Fail Joan.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 04-07-13

Very funny

Very funny, She has the ability to laugh at herself and sometimes she can use a very offensive language but she is still very funny