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Publisher's Summary

Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang - literally and figuratively.

In this book, you'll learn:

  • How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School
  • Why Halloween is really awesome
  • How to subtly torture a high-strung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment
  • What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth
  • Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van, and
  • What happens when Tucker turns sexting into a sport.

He's still Tucker Max, and - for one more book - he's still an asshole.

©2012 Tucker Max (P)2012 Tucker Max

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  • charlotte
  • san antonio, TX, United States
  • 05-18-12

The perfect book for fans of "Jackass, the Movie".

This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

Frat boys, date rapists, etc.

What do you think your next listen will be?

Something intelligent.

Did Tucker Max do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

Thankfully, he did not use the girls/women's real names, so, they were easy to follow by their nicknames.

You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

It made me feel good about my own deficiencies.

6 of 13 people found this review helpful

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  • jim
  • perth, Australia
  • 08-18-12

Ego-Wanker Supreme

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

If there was a story to tell rather than a boring college wanker massaging his ego and dribbling on about what an all knowing stud he thinks himself to be, it might have crept up to a 3 star rating

What do you think your next listen will be?

Anything that is not directed at morons

How could the performance have been better?

If he hadn't bothered wasting my time by putting up with this crap

If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Hilarity Ensues?

The lot. A complete waste of time.

Any additional comments?

"I hope they serve beer in hell" was very funny in places. Tucker Max should have quit while he was ahead.

4 of 9 people found this review helpful

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A Waste Of Disc Space

Let me begin by confessing that I did not finish listening to this book. In fact, I did not finish listening to the first chapter.
Perhaps when I was 15 or 16 this man's tales of anonymous, drunken sexual encounters would have titillated me, but as an adult, I find it repugnant.
I get enough of this sh*t just following the Presidential campaign.

1 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Not great

This one was definitely the worst of the three. I don't think a lot of time was spent drafting the stories, it seemed very sloppy. He speaks like he's got a mouth full of peanut butter in his mouth. It made it difficult to stay engaged in the story because the performance was so bad.

0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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I love Tucker Max!!

His stories are hilarious! I like how he's not afraid to let out his dirty laundry for everyone. You need to get all of his books!

0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Tucker Max at his best.

If you could sum up Hilarity Ensues in three words, what would they be?

Hilarious!

Any additional comments?

This is the last of the Tucker Max shenanigans. I feel it is the best put together and funniest!

0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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  • Phil
  • Newcastle, Australia
  • 01-24-13

The title says it all!!

This book is crazy funny!! His stories had me laughing my A$$ off!! Probably not really suited for woman but guys will enjoy Immensly!!

0 of 1 people found this review helpful