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Publisher's Summary

How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pantsless through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year's Eve? Ask Sarah Colonna.

Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling gone wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah's signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart - not to mention your pants.

©2015 Sarah Colonna (P)2015 Tantor

Critic Reviews

"A bitingly candid memoir with a happy ending." ( Kirkus)

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clearance shelf material

I've only known Sarah Colonna from her being on the comedic panel of Chelsea lately, I enjoyed her then so I thought, "why not?" I had just read Jenny McCarthy's book, "love, lust, and the art of faking it," so I was in the mood for another funny woman's humorous take on reality. This was in my, "recommended," section. so after reading the reviews I was for sure it would make me, "laugh out loud." Sadly, I think I laughed maybe once. not to be harsh, but it wasn't funny. maybe slightly humorous. about half way through I thought about turning it off and never visiting it again, but I had paid for it, and like a bad movie I had the rational, "I've come this far, might as well finish it..." Sarah is a sweet woman, and seems to have fun adventures and surrounds herself with good people, but my recommendation is to wait till this goes on clearance. sorry Sarah.

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Kinda funny- not super exciting

Nothing big happens, but I listened to the whole thing, I like her so I wanted it to be really funny.

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listen to her work first

I had no idea who she was prior to listening. She does a lot of explaining in a way that makes you wonder what she might think of her audience's ability to understand basic communication.

Once I went to see her live I was able to appreciate this book a bit more. I wish I had done that first. it took about 4 times of starting to get past the first hour or so. It took some time to feel more engaged to follow through with the rest.

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Enjoyable must read/listen for all single women

I really enjoyed the book. Sarah you are a good story teller. I did not find gut busting funny. I did find myself smiling a lot while listening and regretting the book came to an end. I had know idea twitter could be used for dating. thanks for the education. If you are still doing stand up I will try to attend one of your shows.

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Meh

It was ok. The performance was what put me off. You’d think if part of your profession was talking and you were telling your own story, that it would be smooth and energetic. It kind of seemed at times as if the words she was reading were a complete shock to her. I’m a little on the fence about people doing impersonations of people’s broken English too...

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Missing Pants

I Loved this book! I can't wait to read Sarah's first book!
And I'd love to see her act, preferably in person here in Burlington Vermont (a better Burlington), or on TV, if I must!








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Great humor, sarcasm and cynicism.

Where does Has Anyone Seen My Pants? rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Great humor, sarcasm and cynicism. Made we want to hear more stories about her work life, etc. Her voice was easy to listen to as well.

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Hilarious!

Hated for it to end. Never realized I wasn't the only woman with the psycho girlfriends. There are more of us out there? Sarah was very open and honest with her heart. And. . . It was hilarious!

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Interestingly funny book

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

yes i would...just a phone book

Who was your favorite character and why?

the lead character...she was just fun

What does Sarah Colonna bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

her voice works with the character and the story...makes it fun to listen to.

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Good laughs

Definitely had me chuckling. I was bummed I couldn't find her other book on audible