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About this listen
Tucker Max's books - I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues - are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They've sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success.
As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest" and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like an audiobook version of deleted scenes.
Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.
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- Dustin
- 06-19-22
Tucker Fucking Max
If you enjoy a laugh don't miss this collection of hilarious and at times painful tales of a man who will live as legend for eternity.
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- drjay5438
- 07-08-15
Fucking hilarious!
Get ready to die laughing! I laughed out loud over and over again. It's a keeper!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Omnipotent
- 12-01-24
Leftovers
Was ok, no where close to first two titles. Seemed like a stretch to fill the pages.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Phil
- 01-24-13
Not bad!
His earlier work is better, this is just some remaining stories. Read the earlier stuff before this.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Ronal Padua
- 07-22-18
10 out 10
Hilarious Funny Creative and addictive. Tucker Max books makes you feel your watching what your reading. Must read all of them when i start these book i just cant put them thonwn until i finish.
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- dj
- 07-26-12
omg funny
What did you love best about Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers?
the humanity in the story
What other book might you compare Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers to and why?
more stories from i hope they serve beer in hell
Would you listen to another book narrated by Tucker Max?
yes he is great
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
it made me laugh many times
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- Ron
- 04-28-15
another awesome book from tucker
loved it. time flew when I listened to it. extremely funny and entertaining. tucker is the best.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Amazon Customer
- 09-16-21
Diabolical
Stressed out and looking for a sense of humor? You reeeeeeeeeeeally need to read this book. All the e's are the make this comment long enough to post.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- richwire
- 08-29-17
Leftovers, but still some good ones.
I had low expectations for this book since Tucker admitted at the end of 'Hilarity Ensues' he was finished with the fratire genre. It's short, but there are several funny stories that make it worthwhile if you're a fan.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Alex
- 05-08-12
Slightly Disappointing
Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
My time wasn't really well spent by reading these stories, Tucker Maxx's previous books were a lot better with fresher and funnier stories.
What do you think your next listen will be?
Something else.
What three words best describe Tucker Max’s voice?
Amazing. Funny. Charming.
Could you see Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?
No.
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