Sh!t No One Tells You

2 books in series
4 out of 5 stars 382 ratings

The Sh!t No One Tells You Publisher's Summary

There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.

Best-selling humor author Dawn Dais is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. In The Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais reveals what it's really like to be a new parent and provides helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they're suddenly facing. Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood.

©2013 Dawn Dais (P)2014 Tantor
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  • Book 1

    • The Sh!t No One Tells You

    • A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year
    • By: Dawn Dais
    • Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
    • Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 346
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 296
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 297

    There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby. Best-selling humor author Dawn Dais is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness....

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Very negative

    • By SkiBug on 04-08-16

    Regular price: $23.09

  • Book 2

    • The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers

    • Sh!t No One Tells You Series #2
    • By: Dawn Dais
    • Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
    • Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 36
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 31
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 31

    Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: "Why didn't anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?"

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • love!

    • By Missi Ontiveros on 02-18-18

    Regular price: $24.49