Fred, the Vampire Accountant

5 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 13,797 ratings

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant Publisher's Summary

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one.

Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive". Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

©2014 Drew Hayes (P)2015 Tantor
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  • Book 1

    • The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

    • By: Drew Hayes
    • Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
    • Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 6,218
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5,815
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 5,814

    Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Stories are great, not crazy about the format

    • By Sugarpucker on 08-10-15

    Regular price: $26.59

  • Book 2

    • Undeath and Taxes

    • Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series #2
    • By: Drew Hayes
    • Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
    • Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2,565
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 2,397
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2,391

    After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected - he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Enjoyable, novel, creative, and fun

    • By Shannon Carty on 10-05-16

    Regular price: $23.09

  • Book 3

    • Bloody Acquisitions

    • Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3
    • By: Drew Hayes
    • Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
    • Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2,175
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 2,039
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2,031

    With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • God I Love This Series

    • By Mario on 09-09-16

    Regular price: $26.59

  • Book 4

    • The Fangs of Freelance

    • Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 4
    • By: Drew Hayes
    • Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
    • Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,669
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1,580
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,572

    When Fred formed his own parahuman clan out of necessity, he understood that it was going to come with new responsibilities. Much as he hoped those tasks would center around extra paperwork and perhaps the occasional mandatory class, enough time around the supernatural has taught him to be ready for anything. Or so he thought. As a freelance accountant for the Agency, Fred soon finds himself being tossed into new, unexpected, and perilous situations.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Amazingly Mundane and Exciting At The Same Time

    • By Tony E. on 11-29-17

    Regular price: $26.59

  • Book 5

    • Deadly Assessments

    • Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 5
    • By: Drew Hayes
    • Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
    • Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1,170
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1,111
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,109

     Drew Hayes presents the fifth book in the Fred, the Vampire Accountant series. 

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • I ❤️ Debra

    • By Sarina A. Neer on 08-22-18

    Regular price: $17.49