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Drew Hayes presents the fifth book in the Fred, the Vampire Accountant series.

©2018 Andrew Hayes (P)2018 Tantor

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I ❤️ Debra

I know Fred’s memoirs are not conducive to spinoffs. However, dear Author, (aka Drew Hayes) I hope and wish you will reconsider and tell Debra’s story. I was so touched by her thoughts on her life thus far, it left me craving more. For a dude you give us female readers characters that we can relate to and cheer for.

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a must get book

I have been following this story for some time and can't wait to see what happens with Fred next. all the books from this author are great stories and I recommend checking them out.

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Great author

Drew makes me want to go out and buy a sweater vest!
Keep up the good work.

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  • Ravin
  • Colorado Springs, Colorado United States
  • 08-12-18

More we need more

up front I'll tell you I love this series
In this one Fred actually learns how to be a vampire instead of just being a human with digestive problems and a light allergy.
We also get to know more about vampires and the fae as the wedding gets closer.

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It just gets better and better

I absolutely love the Fred series and Kirby Heyborne is the best fit as narrator. the fifth book in the series didn’t disappoint and has the usual hilarious moments and plot twists I’ve come to expect from Drew Hayes. The only problem is the long wait for the next book! #vampires,#shifters,#clever,#funny,#torturedhero,#tagsgiving,#sweepstakes

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Love Fred and his clan!

This book was a joy to listen to although be warned; if you work in a quiet environment the unexpected bouts of laughter might disrupt the lives of others.

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I love these dumb books.

They are smart and fun. It’s a great team story. Still trucking on solidly. Looking forward to the next one.

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I love Drew Hayes and Kirby Heyborne

I got the first book in this series on recommendation of a co-worker and was unsure about it’s quality going in. After listening to the first book I. ought the rest of the series not even waiting for my credits to reload. I have relistened to the series a few times and it has become one of my favorite listens of all time.

I like love the interplay between characters and the warmth between them even when they face horrifying things like a truly abusive sire, kille inter dimensional beings, etc.

It is a fun read and I enjoyed it.

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Drew Hayes knocks it out of the park as usual

Great series, Drew Hayes is definitely awesome, and Kirby Heyborne brings it all to life! #TeamFred, #HouseFred #tagsgiving #sweepstakes

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Great Series!

I started this series mostly because I had ran out of other books on my to listen list. So glad I did! Not only did I get an awesome story out of it my 11 year old son also enjoys the series very much. We have now listened to all in the set so far and await the next book on bated breaths. Great Read. Very interesting and newer perspective on some of the old tropes. As boring as the title sounds is very fun. #GreatFiction #EasyListen

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  • Gibliko
  • 09-28-18

Accountancy... its a dangerous occupation if your 1st name’s Fred!!

I have to admit when I first started listening to Fred’s stories read by Kirby Heybourne I hated them! I found his style very boring almost like listening to an accountant reading the book and that’s when I realised I’d hit pure gold!!! Kirby IS Fred, the cadence that he reads Fred’s parts with is exactly how you would expect someone who was an actuary to sound.
Each book is filled with crazy (Fred calls them lunatics but I won’t) characters and with each additional book you gain more insight into the how, what and why that makes them who they are so that your ‘Fredverse’ expands.
I won’t explain the books other than to say if you are looking for something that is different, filled with humour and won’t give you nightmares after listening then these are the books for you! (You Just have to get past the first 20 minutes of the very first book to get used to the reading style)

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  • mat brown
  • 08-11-18

Drew is the Stephen King of fantasy

Yet another classic

The world Drew spins around Fred is intricate and believable. And the stodgy is compelling

I beg you to get the Whole Fred series

And all the Superpowerds and NPC’s, Corpies

Just type Drew Hayes in Audibles search bar and buy everything!!! A

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  • Miss Ra Botes
  • 09-27-18

I just LOVE Fred!

I have loved all of theses books and I cannot recommend them enough. I just think that the 'House of Fred' would be such a wonderful thing to be part of. I love that Drew Hayes has taken one of the most ordinary and relatively boring jobs and thrown this ordinary decent chap into a world that is so much more than boring. The characters are incredibly endearing and Fred is beautifully read by Kirby Heyborne. This would be a great, quick read for anyone who likes a light-hearted read with a fun and entertaining mix of humour and adventure. More please Drew!

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  • Kris
  • 08-20-18

A great book for the series!

A awesome addition to the series!
A great focus on the main character and his abilities, also a good representation of how close the “house of Fred” is, almost family like.

The introduction of a new faction and the showing how influential said faction is was an excellent addition to the series.

I would happily recommend this book to anyone that likes vampires or the idea that Hollywood has glorified the afterlife.