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Drew Hayes presents the fifth book in the Fred, the Vampire Accountant series.

©2018 Andrew Hayes (P)2018 Tantor

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Great author

Drew makes me want to go out and buy a sweater vest!
Keep up the good work.

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a must get book

I have been following this story for some time and can't wait to see what happens with Fred next. all the books from this author are great stories and I recommend checking them out.

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I ❤️ Debra

I know Fred’s memoirs are not conducive to spinoffs. However, dear Author, (aka Drew Hayes) I hope and wish you will reconsider and tell Debra’s story. I was so touched by her thoughts on her life thus far, it left me craving more. For a dude you give us female readers characters that we can relate to and cheer for.

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  • Ravin
  • Colorado Springs, Colorado United States
  • 08-12-18

More we need more

up front I'll tell you I love this series
In this one Fred actually learns how to be a vampire instead of just being a human with digestive problems and a light allergy.
We also get to know more about vampires and the fae as the wedding gets closer.

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I never want it to end

I absolutely loved all of the previous Fred the Vampire books and this latest installment didn't fail to impress at all. I usually find that once the third book is released, the story can start to become stale and tired but with the Fred series, I find myself waiting impatiently for the next book.
The characters, both old and new are so well developed. The story line is always surprising and the narration of Kirby Hayborne is spot on as always. His portrayal of Fred is so well aligned with the characters personality that I couldn't imagine him any other way.
I cant wait for the next book to come but in the meantime Im looking forward to listening to book five at least several more times just as Ive done with the previous editions. Definitely worth it for anyone looking for an easy listen.

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another fantastic addition

i dont think i can ever get enough of Fred and his "normal" life. i am absolutely in love with this series, and I think the narrator was a FANTASTIC choice. he fits every and all voices so well, it's incredible. cant wait for the next one!😍

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enjoyable but skipable

Easily the most low-key book in the series. It is a mundane affair skippable on re-reads if the series goes long but not unenjoyable.

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Best book in the series yet!

Hope to see more of Fred and the gang in the future. This series keeps improving.

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Love this Series

Sweater vests has never been soo cool. Another great addition to the series.
Can't wait for the next one.

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Series gets better with each installment!

Fred grows into himself in this book. He remains basically a wimpy dracula, but at least he grows some fangs and has a truly engaging adventure as a new leader of his clan.

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  • mat brown
  • 08-11-18

Drew is the Stephen King of fantasy

Yet another classic

The world Drew spins around Fred is intricate and believable. And the stodgy is compelling

I beg you to get the Whole Fred series

And all the Superpowerds and NPC’s, Corpies

Just type Drew Hayes in Audibles search bar and buy everything!!! A

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  • Gibliko
  • 09-28-18

Accountancy... its a dangerous occupation if your 1st name’s Fred!!

I have to admit when I first started listening to Fred’s stories read by Kirby Heybourne I hated them! I found his style very boring almost like listening to an accountant reading the book and that’s when I realised I’d hit pure gold!!! Kirby IS Fred, the cadence that he reads Fred’s parts with is exactly how you would expect someone who was an actuary to sound.
Each book is filled with crazy (Fred calls them lunatics but I won’t) characters and with each additional book you gain more insight into the how, what and why that makes them who they are so that your ‘Fredverse’ expands.
I won’t explain the books other than to say if you are looking for something that is different, filled with humour and won’t give you nightmares after listening then these are the books for you! (You Just have to get past the first 20 minutes of the very first book to get used to the reading style)

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  • Miss Ra Botes
  • 09-27-18

I just LOVE Fred!

I have loved all of theses books and I cannot recommend them enough. I just think that the 'House of Fred' would be such a wonderful thing to be part of. I love that Drew Hayes has taken one of the most ordinary and relatively boring jobs and thrown this ordinary decent chap into a world that is so much more than boring. The characters are incredibly endearing and Fred is beautifully read by Kirby Heyborne. This would be a great, quick read for anyone who likes a light-hearted read with a fun and entertaining mix of humour and adventure. More please Drew!

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  • Kris
  • 08-20-18

A great book for the series!

A awesome addition to the series!
A great focus on the main character and his abilities, also a good representation of how close the “house of Fred” is, almost family like.

The introduction of a new faction and the showing how influential said faction is was an excellent addition to the series.

I would happily recommend this book to anyone that likes vampires or the idea that Hollywood has glorified the afterlife.