Real Vampires Don't Sparkle

3 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 350 ratings

Real Vampires Don't Sparkle Publisher's Summary

Matheus Taylor didn't ask to be murdered. To be fair, the percentage of people actually asking to be murdered is probably small enough to be safely ignored, but he felt it was worth stating regardless. His life might have been ordinary, but it was his life and he wasn't done with it yet.

Quin didn't care.

A 1,700-year-old Roman, Quintus Livius Saturnius had a different view of morality than most people. Killing Matheus and hijacking his undead existence seemed perfectly acceptable to him.

Now, Matheus spends his nights running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation, and defying a mysterious new threat to the vampires within his city. Not that he set out to do any defying; he just wanted to be left alone. Unfortunately, that was never going to happen.

Volume One of Real Vampires Don't Sparkle

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  • Book 1

    • Real Vampires Don't Sparkle

    • By: Amy Fecteau
    • Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
    • Length: 17 hrs and 57 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 171
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 160
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 161

    Matheus Taylor didn't ask to be murdered. To be fair, the percentage of people actually asking to be murdered is probably small enough to be safely ignored, but he felt it was worth stating regardless. His life might have been ordinary, but it was his life and he wasn't done with it yet. Quin didn't care. A 1,700-year-old Roman, Quintus Livius Saturnius had a different view of morality than most people. Killing Matheus and hijacking his undead existence seemed perfectly acceptable to him.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Surprisingly good!

    • By ALLIE on 03-01-15

    Regular price: $27.99

  • Book 2

    • Real Vampires Do It in the Dark

    • By: Amy Fecteau
    • Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
    • Length: 13 hrs and 9 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 109
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 102
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 103

    After his disownment, Matheus finds himself more confused than ever. He lashes out, losing Quin, the one constant presence in his new life. Alone, penniless, and clueless, Matheus is forced to carve out a new (un)life, amid the chaos of a hidden war. Friends and enemies, old and new, appear with secrets, betrayals, and a surprising revelations.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • James Patrick Cronin is fabulous as the narrator!

    • By ALLIE on 03-04-15

    Regular price: $24.95

  • Book 3

    • Real Vampires Take No Prisoners

    • By: Amy Fecteau
    • Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
    • Length: 12 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 70
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 68
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 68

    Matheus believes that getting Quin back will help him deal with the pressures of a vampiric war, but his hopes crumble after his soulmate fails to remember him. The tattered remnant of their mystical connection appears to drive Quin's erratic suicidal behavior, threatening their bond and their very existence. While Matheus pines for his former love, a hurt and betrayed Alastair must watch the man he loves chase another. Feeling inadequate as a leader, Matheus searches for a way to make Quin remember him, no matter the cost.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great series

    • By Scott on 05-24-18

    Regular price: $24.95