• Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

  • Half-Moon Hollow, Book 4
  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (7,266 ratings)

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Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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WITH THIS RING, I THEE DEAD.

Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of wedding planning, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend, Gabriel, are coming along smoothly. That is, until she turns a fatally wounded teenage acquaintance, and the Council pronounces her responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.

Jane’s kitchen barely holds enough Faux Type O to satiate the cute teen’s appetite and maintain Gabriel’s jealous streak at a slow simmer. As if keeping her hyperactive childe from sucking the blood out of the entire neighborhood isn’t enough to deal with, the persnickety ghost of Jane’s newly deceased grandma Ruthie has declared war on the fanged residents of River Oaks. Suddenly, choosing monogrammed cocktail napkins and a cake she can’t even eat seem downright relaxing in comparison.

Tensions inside the house are growing… and outside, a sinister force is aiming a stake straight for the center of Gabriel’s heart. Most brides just have to worry about choosing the right dress, but Jane fears that, at this rate, she’ll never make it down the aisle for the wedding all nice girls dream of.

©2012 Molly Harper (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors?

Molly Harper has a great sense of humor. I loved the snarky banter between the characters and found myself frequently laughing out loud while listening to this book.

What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

Amanda Ronconi is one of the best narrators I have come across so far, though I am new to audible. She was able to provide distinct voices for each of the characters and nailed the differing accents. I loved that she could bring to life the attitudes of the characters.

Any additional comments?

I highly recommend the whole series!

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Great start, not so great ending.

What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors?

The wedding drama. Loved Jane hiring a wedding planner with her mother in the mix. Great stuff!

Would you recommend Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors to your friends? Why or why not?

Yes. Everyone needs a laugh or something relaxing and entertaining to listen to every now and then.

What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

The way she does Grandma Ruthie's voice is to funny.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

In the beginning yes. Laugh

Any additional comments?

The plots in this series always start out great but towards the end it becomes weak. The main characters are so well written that you get really into them - but the last two chapters unravels and I think

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I hope for continuing adventures of Jane and gang.

this was a great addition to the half Moon hollow series, hopefully there's more to come.
once again Amanda ronconi hit it out of the park with her voice performance.

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Laugh says it all. If you want light reading that is funny, this is spot on. The nice thing about Molly's books is that you can pick one up without having read the previous books and not miss a beat. Amanda, as always is great at the reader. She has that sarcasm in her voice that fits the character to a tee.

Buy it. You'll love it.

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Still laughing

Molly Harper is witty, creative and highly entertaining. Every character makes me laugh and I just love them all so much. Jane is an extremely funny main character but even the characters with less page space are just as hilarious. The narration is amazing - each character has a distinct voice and there are no mistakes. Jolene is so funny and her "voice" is one of the things that I love so much about her. Mama Ginger, Dick, Gilbert, Aunt Ginny, Andrea, Jeb - I adore them!! I have a very long commute (2+ hours a day) and this series on audio is one of the things that make it bearable. Don't miss it!

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Easy and Fun

This is a friendly series that is great for making chores go faster . Not too taxing but definitely entertaining, even some laughing out loud.

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Molly Harper and Amanda Ronconi do it again

I so enjoy this duo, Molly Harper has an humorous style and a flair for one liners I have yet to read from any one else and Amanda Ronconi's delivery is fantastic.

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I LOVED THIS SERIES

I love all the FMC and the MMC. I laughed out loud more than once. Was happy to see how ALL the characters grew and matured. Even the 300 year old ones. I will be listening and reading this series again. Molly Harper is so my favorite writer. This is my 2nd series by her and truly not disappointed.

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Loved it

Who would have thought that Molly Harper could have gotten a full book out of a single wedding. At first I wasn't thrilled about the sudden increase in vampire population, but the way she did it really works. I must admit that vampires do not rank very high on my monster list, but when romance is concerned I suppose they are the most natural for it. The only problem is that the wedding vows cannot be until death do you part because they are already dead.

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It Got Better

When I first started playing the title, I was not sure if I lived it. But the more I listened, the more I enjoyed it. It turned out to be interesting and entertaining. It was a good change from my usual reading \l listening choices. I truly enjoyed this title and I would recommend it to my friends.

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