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Can't Touch This Audiobook

Can't Touch This: Can't Touch This Series, Book 1

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I don't want to touch it. I really, really don't. He's egotistical, crass, and my patient's owner - which makes him totally off limits. Yep, that's right. He owns the wiener dog I'm currently working on. I've also worked on his Spoodle, his Cocker-shitzu, and a Cheagle - don't ask. It doesn't help that he also represents most of my jointly-owned veterinary practice's small clientele. We'd only just opened the doors a few months ago, and in he strode with a yelping Taco Terrier. One haughty look at our sparkling new facilities, he'd demanded royal treatment, even though I was currently finger deep up a squalling tomcat. Ever since then, he expects me to serve him. Any time. All the time. Him and his revolving zoo of dogs. One of these days I'm going to swat him for being so pompous, but I can't deny the way he handles his charges makes me want to see past the "do as I say and don't ask questions" barking exterior. But then last week...he caught me staring. His bossy commands switched to a cocky smirk. He gave me permission to do something I promised myself I would never ever do...if I want to....

©2016 Tess Hunter/Pepper Winters (P)2017 Tantor

What the Critics Say

"A hero who loves animals? Sign me up!!! Can't Touch This is adorable, zany, and sexy fun!" (Lauren Blakely, New York Times best-selling author)

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    StacyB. 03-07-17
    StacyB. 03-07-17 Member Since 2013
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    "Couldn't finish!"

    Let me say I tried, I really did. I stopped and took a break and tried again ( I did this a couple of times) but I couldn't get into the book. First the setting is in Australia but read without the accent. Second I am animal person but this took it to an extreme. And third when they started using pet toys as sex toys I stopped for good and returned the book. This book was not for me.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    BIGmama 02-25-17
    BIGmama 02-25-17 Member Since 2015
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    "You had me at..."

    I could not put it down! Well, at least until the mini plot twist. I was so thrown by it that I had to take a short break to say to myself "WTF". Once I calmed I was able resume touching it.
    Really the writing is beyond 5 stars. It was especially cute to hear all the English ways of saying American things. Not sure what's up with the writing as business but Tess & Pepper are spot on. I cannot wait until the next installment of ear porn.
    And all the fur babies tugging at my heart strings. this really was a big part of making this epic love story so darn epic & irresistible.
    CJ BLOOM was the vessel as Vesper. Sultry,smart, sweet & down right naughty.
    Eric Michael Summerer is my new favorite male narrator. move over Sebastian York. Mama's got a new sexier, hotter & sweeter pet. Call me as I'd love to touch it, relax I mean your voice.
    OMG the hot & hotter sex was off the charts!
    WORTH A CREDIT!!!
    WOULD LISTEN TO IT AGAIN & AGAIN!!!
    Why are you reading this instead of listening to it???

    All the above are my opinions. Sorry if you opinion differs. I am an Audible RomComDom Addict with over 400 of them in my library. I need a 12 step program or a way to pay for my habit ;-) Enjoy!

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Stephanne 02-15-17
    Stephanne 02-15-17 Member Since 2015

    I am 33 years old and love cuddling with my animals, doing jigsaw puzzles, or working while listening to audio books!

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    "Adorable!"

    This is a sweet and adorable story. I was hooked within the first five minutes.

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    Sharon Worsham 02-21-17
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    "Awesome book !"

    Great story, Great sex and good humor all in one book. Will recommend this book to everyone and can't wait to read other books she's written! So enjoyed this? Thank you for writing such a fantastic book !

    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Jonella A. Moore 02-17-17 Member Since 2017

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    "Funny and sexy!"

    This audiobook was so funny at times it made me laugh out loud! Written in an irreverent tone, the heroine is s lady veterinarian and the hero is a rich dog rescuer who meet over the exam tables at her office. Loved the sweet story.

    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    TeresaM Missouri 06-16-17
    TeresaM Missouri 06-16-17 Member Since 2017

    I love to read but I also love to listen to unabridged books.

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    "Love this Rom Com!!!!!!!"

    I love this book. I had a hard time putting it down comma I have always loved Pepper Winters. And now Tess Hunter as well. This book had me laughing and excited. The narrative was excellent. Was a great light-hearted comedy!!!!

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    Shy G. 06-13-17
    Shy G. 06-13-17 Member Since 2014
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    "My Thoughts on Can't Touch This"

    This is the first book I've read were I would dub the genre as erotic romantic comedy. There were a lot of funny moments, really good characters, some interesting twists, and the interactions between Ryder and Vesper weren't just steamy, they were HOT and just flat out erotic. But I've got no complaints. It was a really good story. And I wouldn't hesitate to read another Tess Hunter book just like I wouldn't hesitate to pick up a Pepper Winters book. I actually hope there will be another cause I want Rupert and Polly to have a story. I just went in expecting a romantic comedy with some steam thrown in, but got way more than I expected.

    The narrators for this were new to me but fantastic. My only wish was that there had been a little more voice distinction between Rupert and Ryder especially when the story was from Ryder's POV. There were moments when it sounded too similar and I wasn't sure who was talking.

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    Shawna 06-02-17
    Shawna 06-02-17 Member Since 2015
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    "So sweet and funny"

    Pepper Winters does it again! This book was so funny it brought me to tears more than once. I absolutely love love love it and will be recommending it to all my friends!!!

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    James FRANKLIN, WI, United States 04-27-17
    James FRANKLIN, WI, United States 04-27-17 Member Since 2012
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    "Uninspired"

    For a romance, it was kind of lackluster and uninspired. I kept listening with the hope it would get better, but for me, it never it. The pet stories were cute. In my opinion the narrators weren't terrible, but they didn't help maintain my interest.

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    Angie 04-02-17
    Angie 04-02-17 Member Since 2015
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    "Must Read"

    This book is one of the funniest I read. It's a must read for everyone.

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