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Everyday Horrors

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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One geek against the rising darkness.

Bill Ryder is having a hell of a week. Magic is back, one of his friends has been entombed in solid rock, and he once again has no pulse to speak of. Too bad it’s about to get worse.

Something is hunting vampires in New York City. A smarmy wizard has been called in to investigate, one with skeletons in his closet and eyes for Bill’s girlfriend. All the while, neolithic horrors - not seen since the dawn of time - are reappearing, wreaking havoc wherever they step.

Bill will need to rally his friends, both new and old, if he’s to have any chance of turning the creeping tide of chaos threatening to drown his city. But it won’t be easy. The balance of power in the supernatural hierarchy has been upended, and all the attitude in the world might not be enough to fix it.

Bill the vampire is back in Everyday Horrors, the second book in the Bill of the Dead series that puts the comedy back into horror comedy. If you enjoy the snark of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Michael Anderle, or Jim Butcher, then you're in for one hell of a bloody fun ride.

©2020 Rick Gualtieri (P)2020 Rick Gualtieri

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So glad Bill is back!!

If you love comedy and aren't easily offended, you should definitely check out the Tome of Bill universe!! Easily one of my favorite series and so glad he's back in Bill of the Dead!

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Bill and the gang are back

So Bill and the gang are back, with a few new characters thrown into the mix to liven things up. This story picks up where the other left off. Plenty of action and humor, just like all the other Bills stories. This chapter of Bills adventures also introduces new aspects of fantasy. And at the end of the book, we are set up for the next thrilling Bill story.

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fun pop culture romp.

did I mention vampires werewolves a snarky blob fanboy and tow many innuendos? a fun read for the not serious minded. enjoy.

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Bill keeps getting better!

As always, Bill & Co. find themselves over their heads and facing new horrors. Full of humor and snark. Narration is top notch. Must read!

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enjoyable..always a good laugh

Much as I love the entire Tomb of Bill series, this book has kinda let me down. There are tons of laughs as usual, but storywise, things seem to be placed out of the convenience of just being "weird". The story didn't seem to build so the end felt a bit stale. The characters tend to ramble, in thought or at each other, leaving me wondering if it's all to make the story longer than necessary. Towards the beginning, Bill is pretty mature. As the story progresses, other than being a handy hacker, he tends to be useless (although insanely funny as usual). The new character (no spoils) is cool but she's barely present. Can only guess we'll see more of her in the next story. Bill's subconscious is exciting and leaves you with questions. Though I enjoyed getting lost in another of Bill's supernatural adventures, this one just feels like a filler introducing a few new characters and random monsters to build a bit of foundation for book 3.

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great listen

a good continuation to bill the vampire. cuerious to see how the new characters develop as the story continues. also looking forward to seeing how the old characters advance in new roles. Rick Gualtieri did a great job

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another great Bill the vampire bppk

loved this book . I enjoyed the old characters coming back in slightly different forms. and enjoyed the new characters being introduced.

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Fun and unexpected

Always great to listen to Bill, especially when he firmly plants his foot in his mouth. Everyone (mostly) got some good exposition and a few fun characters were introduced. Sally got some fun now story so that's exciting.
if you wanted more BxC exposition then this the. you might be sad like me but it's not bad for where the story is. Solid addition to the series so far

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The funniest take on Vampires I’ve listened to

This book had me laughing out loud multiple times. The characters play well off each other and this book never lets up. Five stars all day and I’m impatiently awaiting the next one.

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Bill would be unstoppable...

if hed ever shut up lol. im with Sally all the way!
for real tho another excellent entry in the series!

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