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Publisher's Summary

What does it mean to say “I love you” in the digital age? Fresh off the Boat author and host of Viceland’s Huang’s World Eddie Huang swipes right and meets his perfect match in this short tale of “shooting your shot.”

Julie, 28, Chicago. All Eddie had were her photos - her green eyes and her wayward posture. Who made the first move doesn’t matter...or does it? Off jump, he could tell she was bad news and a great catch. But how to bring it to the real world? That’s what a whirlwind vacation in St. Barth’s is for. Follow along as one man tries to turn his supreme confidence and complete vulnerability into three little words.

Single Asiatic Male Seeks Ride or Die Chick is part of The Real Thing, a collection of moving, hilarious, and big-hearted essays on the modern realities of friendship, romance, commitment, and love. Each story can be listened to in a single sitting.

©2018 Eddie Huang (P)2018 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.

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If you don't follow Eddie and his forever sidekick on social media you need too. They have a truly unique relationship and this short story gives you a glimpse into their love lives.

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Why.

I guess others might enjoy such a book but my grief was there any point?


Glad it was free.

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5 stars from a thai restaurant

Written and read by the legendary based fob himself. A perfect listen while sipping saki on the suzukis.

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Eddie is the man

love this short story love how real you are thanks blessing to you an your girl

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  • 07-02-18

Surprisingly touching

Eddie is great. The story is great. Listen to it and be moved. I'm inspired to write my own love story, record it and get someone to sell it for me - I'm that inspired by Eddie. And you can virtually stalk the two protagonists on Instagram. On second thoughts, maybe I won't write, record and sell my own love story