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Call me Dragon. It’s the last thing you’ll ever do.

Blitz the Devastator has never done a decent day’s devastating in his life. Fireless, artistic, and shunned by his Dragon Clan, he struggles to pillage even the meanest village. A future full of misery and failure beckons.

This much is true until the day the burly brown Dragon successfully - imagine that - kidnaps the Princess Azania. As a black Princess of T’nagru, this spirited beauty is by definition the most unforgettable woman in the 17 realms. Knights errant, men-at-arms, and sundry Princes expire at her feet in driveling worship.

Unfortunately, they all want his scaly head on a platter shortly thereafter. Goes with the territory.

To Blitz’s consternation, the royal nuisance refuses to behave herself and be a typical pampered Princess. With humour, unconventional flair and the odd stomp of her diminutive slipper, she sets out to reform her Dragon.

One question remains. Who will save the Dragon from the Princess?

©2020 Marc Secchia (P)2021 Marc Secchia

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Loved it!

I absolutely loved this book! It is so heartwarming but hilarious at the same time. I felt a kinship with this sarcastic dragon and princess that I was so sad when I was getting close to the end of the book. I hope for more of this world of dragons!

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excellent

This is one of the best audio books I've listened to, ever. You have your typical dragon hunters, kidnapped princesses, raids and pillaging. Then you have you not so typical dragon who like painting and poetry, he also can't breathe fire. But he has one heck of a sense of humor! You will be laughing throughout this audible.

Kyle Westmaas does a fantastic job in his narration. I love it when he says I. Am. Dragon.

I received a free copy of this audible. it's my pleasure to leave my review.

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Never thought about how a dragon must feel.

It starts out hilarious. It ends funny. In the middle, it get serious for a bit. I liked the funny parts. I liked the voice acting.

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Highly Enjoyable

I really enjoyed this book. I absolutely love books where there is plenty of humor and this book certainly delivered. The relationship between Dragon and Princess Azania was truly amazing with so much depth and compassion. An artistic dragon, what more can you ask for. The author did an excellent job creating a fresh, new, interesting and intriguing world that many of us would love to see on the big screen. Not giving any plot away here, just know that this series is well worth the adventure.


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connection

When Blitz (ends up just dragon) kidnaps Azania they end up forming a connection the more time they spend together.

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FUN and full of action

This book was great! It was a new story, and very fresh. I loved the relationship between the princess and the dragon. How they looked past their differences and were able to form a lasting friendship. I loved it from start to finish.

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great read

great read but im sad how the ending was left with a few unanswered question! but otherwise an amazing read 😁

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Very Funny and Entertaining

This book is brilliant. I had some issues with the way the black princess was described sometimes but on the whole, it was very funny, well written and very entertaining. It's a very creative story with a lot of action, and the dynamic between the princess and the dragon was genius. To top it off the narrator was amazing. Kyle Westmaas is very skilled, I enjoyed his narration immensely and could happily listen to his dragon voice all day, it was so funny.

I was given a copy of this book for free of my own choosing and have voluntarily left this review.