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Bloody Acquisitions
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With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.
Now Fred must cope with the growing presence - and threat - of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business' demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world's least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred's wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.
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Shingles Audio Collection Volume 6
- Shingles Series 6
- By: Robert Bevan, Drew Hayes, R.E. Carr, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, Cal Wembly
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
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This collection contains Aliens vs ASS, Thicker than Blood, Action Kadabra, Jack-O-Pumpkins, G. I. R. L.: Guy in Real Life, and The Little Arsonist Girl.
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Get ready
- By jorge on 09-24-21
By: Robert Bevan, and others
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The Snow
- Whiteout, Book 1
- By: Flint Maxwell
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
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After a tragic accident at work, all Grady Miller wanted was an escape. He finds it months later with two of his closest friends. Together, the three of them travel south to Prism Lake for the upcoming holiday, where they plan on spending the sunny weekend drinking, grilling, and relaxing. But when a series of monstrous blizzards cover the Eastern United States in feet of snow, knocking out communications and making the roads impossible to drive on, they realize their weekend of fun could turn into a lifetime of survival.
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I tried.
- By Merricat on 08-09-20
By: Flint Maxwell
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Roverpowered
- Tales of an Aspiring Alchemist and Her Overwhelmingly Powerful Dog
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 3 hrs
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Wanda and Wumble are a small pair with vast ambitions. One an aspiring alchemist, and the other her faithful hound, the pair bond as wizard and familiar to begin their pursuit of magic. As a newly made wizard without any training, resources, or even a home to return to, Wanda will have to forge her own way on a path where constant dangers lurk. Even the simple act of furthering her alchemy education swiftly becomes a harrowing ordeal.
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The flow is awkward, the narration is worse.
- By John McBride on 09-12-24
By: Drew Hayes
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Grave Sight
- Harper Connelly Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Charlaine Harris
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
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Grave Sight draws listeners into the intriguing world of Harper Connelly, a woman with a unique gift: she can "see" the deceased and how they died. A teenage girl from a small Ozarks town is missing and feared dead. Hired by local police, Harper locates the girl's body in a nearby forest. But there's more than one corpse in those woods, and the second one raises questions no one wants to ask.
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Why Charlaine Harris is not my favorite author.
- By ShySusan on 02-12-13
By: Charlaine Harris
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Shredders
- By: Michael Cole
- Narrated by: Benjamin Williams
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
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Lorenzo was a quiet Michigan town, known for its beautiful lake and resorts. Summer has arrived and water activities are abundant. It was one of the reasons Officer Royce Dashnaw took the job in the small town. Being a single dad, he wanted to live a quiet life where his daughter could enjoy the beauty of nature. Unfortunately, nature also has a dark side. The serenity of Lorenzo has been disrupted by a series of strange events. A woman flees from the water with strange bites on her legs; bodies are found in the shallows, stripped to the bone; and the local fish have disappeared.
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Terrible
- By Reely on 09-07-24
By: Michael Cole
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The Toll
- By: Cherie Priest
- Narrated by: T. Ryder Smith
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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State Road 177 runs along the Suwannee River, between Fargo, Georgia, and the Okefenokee Swamp. Drive that route from east to west, and you'll cross six bridges. Take it from west to east, and you might find seven. But you'd better hope not. Titus and Melanie Bell leave their hotel in Fargo for a second honeymoon canoeing the Okefenokee Swamp. But shortly before they reach their destination, they draw up to a halt at the edge of a rickety bridge with old stone pilings, with room for only one car....
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An Enjoyable Listen
- By Tanya Twombly on 11-06-19
By: Cherie Priest
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The Skittering
- By: David Haynes
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Crease is known in Weaver as ‘the bug guy’, the man who takes care of insects and other critters. But what emerges from the shadows of the town’s waste plant is beyond anything found in nature. Fist-sized cockroaches. Bird-sized wasps. Spiders, millipedes, ticks, all swollen to enormous bulk with vicious appetites to match. And other things, creatures that should never exist. Through the night, they come, slithering, buzzing, scuttling, crawling over skin, burrowing into flesh, making the town their nest.
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Good ol gross out gore
- By Liv on 04-05-23
By: David Haynes
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Subhuman
- Unit 51, Book 1
- By: Michael McBride
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
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They are not human. They are not natural. They are not friendly. At a research station in Antarctica, five of the world's top scientists have been brought together to solve one of the greatest mysteries in human history. Their subject, however, is anything but human. Deep beneath the ice, the submerged ruins of a lost civilization hold the key to the strange mutations that each scientist has encountered across the globe. When a series of sound waves trigger the ancient organisms, a new kind of evolution begins. A long-extinct life form is reborn.
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Science, Sound and Secrets
- By Kim Venatries on 11-13-17
By: Michael McBride
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Rot & Ruin
- By: Jonathan Maberry
- Narrated by: Brian Hutchison
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
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Fifteen-year-old Benny Imura lives in a world infested with zombies where, when a kid turns 15, he must get a job to continue receiving food rations. Benny has no interest in the family business of zombie killing, but figures he doesn’t have much of a choice. He’s tried out a bunch of other jobs, and hasn’t found anything he likes. But as Benny starts training with his brother, he learns things about being human that he never expected.
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Just when you thought it was safe.....
- By Amanda H. on 05-12-11
By: Jonathan Maberry
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Monsters and Legends
- Infinite Realm, Book 1
- By: Ivan Kal
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 34 hrs and 30 mins
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Zach grew in power and thrived in the post-Framework world. He became a respected leader, a shining example of what it meant to be good. But as the world ended, he had only one thought: to punish the monster that had killed the world long before the Framework ended it. Yet not even with his incredible power was he able to stand against the World Ender. His arrival in the new realty, the Infinite Realm, gives him the chance to grow stronger, to find the monster again-and make it pay.
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Switches Perspectives
- By Jeremy on 11-09-21
By: Ivan Kal
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Vampire Hunter D
- Vampire Hunter D, Book 1
- By: Hideyuki Kikuchi, Yoshitaka Amano - illustrator, Kevin Leahy - translator
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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The year 12,090 AD. It is a dark time for the world. Humanity is just crawling out from under 300 years of domination by the race of vampires known as the Nobility. The war against the vampires has taken its toll; cities lie in ruin, the countryside is fragmented into small villages and fiefdoms that still struggle against nightly raids by the fallen vampires - and the remnants of their genetically manufactured demons and werewolves.
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Vampire Hunter Deez Nuts!!!!!!!
- By joshua on 10-29-22
By: Hideyuki Kikuchi, and others
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- BikeVON
- 10-22-16
!Love Fred. Need more
I still enjoy this series. You should read this in order to appreciate the relationships. Loyalty and Friendship are the themes of this series and theme in this book. There is some action, I mean there are vampires and assorted other paranormals. In books one and two you will can get a demonstration of the various powers. This book will not give you that exposure. As Fred goes around returning clients’ tax documents you get glimpses into paranormal action/powers for different species.
There are rules and processes to vampires moving into new territory. Unfortunately, his friends cannot do much to help with his dilemma. If you have followed the series, you know that Fred will not ask his friends to put themselves in a compromising position.
The real conflict is, should Fred stay in Winslow where everyone he has come to know and love reside or will he have to run? Fred is not a physically active person. He prefers to solve problems amicably. Fred is an oddity. Vampires rule by imitation. If you are familiar with the series you know it is engrossing to watch Fred be Fred. I enjoyed this book. As a matter of fact, I am going to reread book two. I missed a character’s/entity’s story somewhere down the line. This is an easy enjoyable read, which does not disappoint.
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- Dawn A.
- 03-20-17
I love Fred
I hope that Drew Hayes continues this great
Series. Likable characters, great narration and fun alternate universe!
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- Zane S
- 12-28-17
Enjoyable
A little less redundant than books 1 and 2 I was happy to continue listening to this series as I've grown fond of Fred and his little band of misfits.
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- Dee N
- 09-04-20
Third Story, Best Story - But Read In Sequence
Outstanding. The best of the first three in the series. Narrator is amazing with voicing different characters. Once you hear a character, you know immediately which one without the author identifying. The reader/narrator is that good! He is very consistent voicing each personality. Loved this because Fred is so endearing in this story as all his relationships in the para-world come together.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-12-17
Thoroughly enjoyed this book.
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I enjoyed this book tremendously. The performance was great and brought the characters to life. This trilogy got better with each book and this was the best.
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- mark nelsen
- 02-14-22
Crazy!
This series is definitely not your usual vampire story, and I love it! Thanks!
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- Jared Christensen
- 04-21-18
Great Book!
I really enjoyed this book. I didn't want to stop listening. It made stopping the audio annoying because I didn't want the story to stop. I kept thinking about it between listening sessions and I can't wait to get the next book. I'm getting it tonight. ;-)
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-21-23
I've really enjoyed this series!
Really enjoyed this book, I have been very pleasantly surprised with the whole series. Different and fun humor.
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- Dale C. McCoy, Jr
- 07-05-19
Another Excellent Fred the Vampire Accountant
Author Drew Hayes makes accounting in the afterlife fun and exciting. This is one story collection you should listen to. Well, first listen two the two preceding books first.
Reader Kirby Heyborne's voice is perfect for Fred and the gang, and his reading is near flawless.
I highly recommend this story.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-05-17
Best in seried so far
Drew Hayes is quickly becoming one of my favorite authors along side Brandon Sanderson. While superpowered is his best series, this is a fun one with lots of charm.
Narrator is excellent and improves book.
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