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Publisher's Summary

Well hark at you, stumbling upon my autobiography. Bet you wouldn't have put money on that three years ago, eh? Please don't stress yourself out too much, though; it's actually socially acceptable nowadays that you're interested.

Firstly I'd like to emphasise that I have written this audiobook myself, so be assured you're getting the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth! (Which was my original choice of title, but babe, we're so over that).

This audiobook documents my story, year by year, from my humble beginnings growing up in the East End of London and becoming one of the nation's most talked-about people overnight to finally moving up the spectrum from guilty pleasure and getting nearer to national treasure. It will make you laugh and cry, and most importantly you'll discover who I really am. If it doesn't do any of those things, you're not legally entitled to a refund - just clearing that up ;-).

I hope you enjoy listening this book as much as I have enjoyed writing it. This book has been like therapy, and Lord was I in need. Enjoy!

©2016 Rylan Clark-Neal (P)2016 Random House AudioBooks

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  • M. McCaughey
  • 11-15-16

Hilarious!!

Absolutely everyone needs to listen to this book. Rylan is an incredible story teller and just brilliant. I listened to this in bed going to sleep and fell asleep smiling every single night. Can't recommend enough, I'm so sad it's over!

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  • Vaf
  • 10-14-16

Cockney kid did good.

Loved it. Reminds me of my own upbringing. London/Essex. Good on ya Ross. X

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  • stephen
  • 11-07-16

boring

Boring boring boring waste of credit. Boring boring waste of credit.

Only listened to the whole book because I paid for it.

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  • 04-28-18

Funny Romp / felt nostalgic.

I didn't know if I would enjoy the book. I like Rylan on tv, but didn't know what to expect. it was funny engaging, sad at times. A good read for anyone who is a fan, or of a similar age. would recommend.

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  • K. Snarskiene
  • 04-21-18

What an amazing story!!

It made me laugh and cry and laugh and again and again!! You go Ross!!! What a lovely person and attitude to life! Xx

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  • miss t l fenech
  • 04-02-18

So funny

Really enjoyed listening to this book. Rylan is a natural at getting across his personality and I loved the way he wrote t. It felt like having a conversation with him by the way he told his stories.
I laughed several times out loud and my husband started listening to it in the car as well and enjoyed it just as much.
Well recommended

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  • Jojo Taylor
  • 01-29-18

Blooming brilliant

Loved it Rylan is a great narrator very honest words indeed give it a go

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  • Sandie Duffy
  • 01-29-18

Fantastic

absolutely brilliant. Rylans narration is fantastic to boot!
Felt like he was reliving his life.

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  • Mrs D M Fry
  • 11-02-17

Surprise!!

Very witty true honest... didn’t like the guy on X factor but comes across so much better.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 10-24-17

brilliant

Loved it from start to finish and the fact that Rylan narrates it makes it even better!!