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I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool Audiobook

I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool

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Publisher's Summary

The best-selling and "perennially hilarious" mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk shopping online, try smell dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard.

This program is read by the authors.

©2017 Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella (P)2017 Macmillan Audio

What the Critics Say

"Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives." (Delia Ephron, best-selling author)

"Scottoline does the heavy lifting, and her exuberant delivery, marked by a Philly accent, is irresistible. She's a firebrand and, one essay at time, she challenges conventional wisdom on a lot of things." (AudioFile)

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    Can't get enough of listening to these two! I wish they would do these books more often.

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    I bought this book expecting the type and quality of so many other books by the author i have listened to.

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    Did not keep me entertained! I was expecting it to be funnier. Would not recommend,

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    "So funny!!"

    Awesome to listen to especially when you have both authors reading to you! I had my headphones on and No one knew what I was laughing about. Loved it from beginning to end:-)

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