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Part autobiography, part self-help, part confession, part celebration of being a common-or-garden woman, part collection of synonyms for nunny, Sarah Millican's debut audiobook delves into her super normal life with daft stories, funny tales and proper advice on how to get past life's blips - like being good at school but not good at friends, the excitement of IBS and how to blossom postdivorce.

If you've ever worn glasses at the age of six, worn an off-the-shoulder gown with no confidence, been contacted by an old school bully, lived in your childhood bedroom in your 30s, been gloriously dumped in a Frankie and Benny's, cried so much you felt great, been for a romantic walk with a dog or worn leggings two days in a row even though they smelt of wee from a distance, then this is your audiobook. If you haven't done those things but wish you had, this is your audiobook. If you just want to laugh on a train/sofa/toilet or under your desk at work, this is your audiobook.

Β©2017 Sarah Millican (P)2017 Orion Publishing Group

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  • ms
  • 10-05-17

Smashing!

Fantastic, funny (laugh out loud funny) and well read, by a smasher. Would definitely recommend

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  • MR M P GOULDER
  • 10-06-17

Was never going to disappoint!!!

A honest a humourous account of how Sarah came to be (Choice words included) one of the UK's best comedians. Funny throughout.

5 of 5 people found this review helpful

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  • Squally
  • 10-07-17

5 Champion Stars

One of the most enchanting women reads one of the sweetest autobiographies.

Sarah welcomes you into her life through food, jokes, honest storytelling, animals and a little self help advice.

We often see Comedians put out interesting and funny books. This is the one that you need to actually pick up and take home.

The audio narration, editing and production was top notch. Highly recommend.

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  • Mark Dixon
  • 12-01-17

Im a 20 year old man.

Given my age and sex, I doubt I'm Sarah's target audience but this book is fantastic! Every chapter had me laughing. She has a great talent for mixing together funny anecdotes with great advice and serious solutions to serious problems. Couldn't stop listening!

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  • Zohrah
  • 12-11-17

only read if you consider yourself a human.

this is probably the most relatable, realistic and hilarious book ive heard! and even though ive listened to it, ill go out and buy a copy! its funny in all the right ways and you feel like you’re in a prolonged conversation with a good friend!

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  • bonniescotsgirl
  • 11-09-17

Brilliant

Loved every minute of this book. Listened to it on a long drive. Very interesting, very honest and very funny. Sarah is champion!

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  • Ashlynne Cordes
  • 01-18-18

Fantastic

Moving & funny what a canny lass she is & what a fab teller of stories Sarah is...a thoroughly enjoyable listen felt sad to reach the end. Wishing it came with a weekly update!

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  • Jay
  • 01-15-18

Brilliant - open, lovely, insightful and hilarious

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The book was a complete joy to listen to, loved every minute of it. Sarah is so open and disarming, even giving little statements that some chapters were hard to write and may be hard to listen to - I had only empathy for her on those ones.

The how to be champion tips are fantastic so they are going into practice immediately!! Oh and I'm swearing more which is good!!

I cannot recommend this book highly enough and it should be compulsory for all young women.

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  • KAREN
  • 01-15-18

A modest gem

Humorous, self reflecting and great common sense - turned into a guide book for all women

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  • Jane
  • 01-10-18

ABSOLUTELY CHAMPION PET πŸ€ͺπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜‹

Loved every minute, made me feel at home. Laughed loudly till I peed my pants.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 01-10-18

Wonderful

Such a wonderful book, made all the more special because it was read by Sarah herself.

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  • Amber Matthews
  • 01-09-18

champion

Thanks, Sarah Millican! Just finished listening to your book. it made me feel champion. you are fabulous.

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  • Christina
  • 01-08-18

Made me happy

Very funny and unexpectedly touching too. Made me reevaluate banana cake. Sarah's voice makes it perfect.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 11-29-17

The best friend you wish you had ..... hilarious!

loved every moment....big fan for many years...this book made me laugh tear up and feel powerful!!! The best advice a person can hear and read!!

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  • Rodney Hrvatin
  • 11-04-17

Brilliant and funny memoir

Millican has a wonderful way of telling a story with good humour and sincerity. This is the kind of memoir you listen to when you need a laugh and that general warm fuzzy good feeling.

Even if you aren’t familiar with her comedy you will find much to enjoy here.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 10-29-17

So many laughs<br />

Thank you Sarah Millican, such a wonderful book. The best time commitment I've had in a while. Sarah I wish you were my friend at school... I could have done with someone like you x

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  • Tina
  • 10-19-17

Thanks Sarah

Great laughs, and a good time.
Surprisingly similar story to my own, although I am of course, not a famous fabulous comedian.

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  • Caitlen
  • 10-14-17

Relatable, funny, and honest.

Sarah Millican has written a book that feels so honest and open. I felt like I could relate to her experiences as woman, to being a quiet and shy child, loving stationary, and the scramble for confidence. Loved this book.

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  • Harriet
  • 10-09-17

Brilliantly Millican

This couldnt be more Millican, trying to smother the giggles as I worked was a real challenge listening to this book.
If you like Sarah Millican you’ll like her book, I guarantee it