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All over the Place Audiobook

All over the Place: Adventures in Travel, True Love, and Petty Theft

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Publisher's Summary

Some people are meant to travel the globe, to unwrap its secrets and share them with the world. And some people have no sense of direction, are terrified of pigeons, and get motion sickness from tying their shoes. These people are meant to stay home and eat nachos.

Geraldine DeRuiter is the latter. But she won't let that stop her.

Hilarious, irreverent, and heartfelt, All over the Place chronicles the years Geraldine spent traveling the world after getting laid off from a job she loved. Those years taught her a great number of things, though the ability to read a map was not one of them. She has only a vague idea of where Russia is, but she now understands her Russian father better than ever before. She learned that what she thought was her mother's functional insanity was actually an equally incurable condition called "being Italian". She learned what it's like to travel the world with someone you already know and love - how that person can help you make sense of things and make far-off places feel like home. She learned about unemployment and brain tumors, lost luggage and lost opportunities, and just getting lost in countless terminals and cabs and hotel lobbies across the globe. And she learned that sometimes you can find yourself exactly where you need to be - even if you aren't quite sure where you are.

©2017 Geraldine DeRuiter (P)2017 Hachette Audio

What the Critics Say

"DeRuiter's funny, honest portrayal of life's small and large adventures will convince any hesitant would-be traveler that you don't need bravery or even an above average sense of direction to venture out into the world-all you need is a plane ticket and a sense of humor (and maybe a plunger)." (Rachel Friedman, author of The Good Girl's Guide to Getting Lost)

"Geraldine DeRuiter's All Over the Place is a travel memoir of sorts, but I'd enjoy reading pretty much any topic she wanted to cover. Her voice is funny, witty and warm, and her stories sparkle. This book is a travel companion you'll be happy you brought along." (Lauren Graham, star of Gilmore Girls and New York Times best-selling author of Talking as Fast as I Can)

"I laughed so hard during the book's 'disclaimer' that I woke up my baby, and then actively ignored him to continue reading. Geraldine is at turns laugh-out-loud hilarious and grab-me-some-tissues tender, and all I could think of after reading this was 'can we take a trip together please?'" (Nora McInerny Purmort, author of It's Okay to Laugh (Crying Is Cool Too))

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    lindzie Tampa, FL 07-03-17
    lindzie Tampa, FL 07-03-17 Member Since 2015
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    "I laughed and cried!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I've actually purchased ten additional print copies for friends, family, and strangers. So yes, I'd recommend this book.


    What about Geraldine DeRuiter’s performance did you like?

    It is always a treat to hear a book orated by the author.


    Any additional comments?

    I read Geraldine DeRuiter’s book in one day. I laughed and cried through the first three-quarters of All Over the Place in print and then when I couldn’t delay leaving the house for another minute, I downloaded the Audible version and listened in the car. Both the print and Audible formats are lovely. Geraldine is honest, vulnerable, relatable and hilarious about her less-than-perfect adventures around the globe. You’re going to love it!

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    Avi A. Wilensky 07-03-17
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    "Super entertaining and funny!"

    I Highly recommend this book to anyone looking for a good laugh. Loved this book!

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    Nathan 05-31-17
    Nathan 05-31-17 Member Since 2016
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    "A truly enjoyable story"

    Geraldine's self deprecating humor woven into relatable stories capped with poignant life lessons make All Over the Place truly enjoyable listen. The way she words things cracked me up from beginning to end, and her performance in the audio is so sincere as she relives her life with you. The book feels like one long chat with a big sister (even though she's four years younger than you) who you know isn't perfect, but when she comes to a conclusion about life, you can't help but acknowledge that she's right.

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    lkboice Salt Lake City, UT 05-23-17
    lkboice Salt Lake City, UT 05-23-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Simply delightful"

    Now that I've finished listening to this book, I'll miss Geraldine's storytelling, charm and overall self-deprecating wit. It made me look back on all my own travels to try to piece together what I learned about those close to me and myself. Highly recommend.

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    Dave UM 05-16-17
    Dave UM 05-16-17 Member Since 2016
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    "Joyful and Unflinchingly Real"

    Loved how it made me want to keep exploring (and explore with) the people I *think* I know best.

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    Jamal 06-08-17
    Jamal 06-08-17
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    "Like somebody just learned how to write"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    Well, it was in a word: awful. It read like a disgruntled 4th grader who was upset about not getting a second helping of desert. Just...pitiful.


    Has All over the Place turned you off from other books in this genre?

    Uh...YES!


    What didn’t you like about Geraldine DeRuiter’s performance?

    Whiny voice, sounds like a whiner


    What character would you cut from All over the Place?

    Geraldine


    Any additional comments?

    Absolutely hated this. They've run out of ideas for these books and they know it. Almost every page is an excuse to exercise weak writing. In fact, pretty much count on the fact that you'll be annoyed and waste your money here. If this is the future of books, I will not be reading anymore. This book is a precedent for subpar writing...AT BEST.

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