• The Unicorn Delusion

  • How to Kill Your Inner Basic B*tch
  • By: G. L. Lambert
  • Narrated by: Patrick Stevens
  • Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (428 ratings)

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The Unicorn Delusion

By: G. L. Lambert
Narrated by: Patrick Stevens
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*All-New Audiobook Version - Contains new bonus chapters including "Dating Advice for Your 20s", "Relationship Strategy for Your 30s" & "How to Get Back Together After a Breakup" and much more!

This book is the ultimate crash course on how to destroy your basic ways and hit reset in all aspects of your life. This is a hard, unflinching, punch to the gut that will break you out of your old typical habits and show you step by step how to jump-start your life by becoming a confident, take-no-prisoners, warrior queen.

Are you basic? You don’t think so at first inspection but when you take a deeper look into your current life you have too many basic traits to count. Delusion has set in, and it’s time to do something about your lack of success, now, not later. No matter if you’re single, in a relationship, married, or divorced, it’s time to flip that switch and regain power over your life.

Written by G.L. Lambert, acclaimed author of Men Don’t Love Women Like You and Ho Tactics, this audiobook collects previously unreleased lessons too controversial for publication.

Chapters & topics discussed include:
How to Kill Your Inner Basic Bitch
Understanding the Opposite Sex
Self-Therapy: How to Reset & Reclaim Your Power
Dating After a Breakup
How to Save a Failing Relationship
How to Read and Expose Men
Dealing with Being Ghosted
And so much more!

©2019 Viceroy Publishing (P)2019 Viceroy Publishing

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G.L. Continues to Empower Through Honest Criticism

This is a fantastic book, like the others he's written which he references throughout. If you're thinking of reading "The Unicorn Delusion", I recommend you start with "Men Don't Love Women Like You" or "Ho Tactics", as they start you off on a powerful paradigm shift solidified in the "The Unicorn Delusion". Regardless of your goals, all these books contain valuable insight into the minds of men and women, empowering women to stop catering to societal nonsense and start living your best life. Get ready for a slap in the face though - G.L. doesn't mess around and you'll need a thick skin and brutal self-honesty to glean the benefits of his works!

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loved it!

Every woman at any age should read this book. This book keeps it real from start to finish.

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Caution: leave your ego

I feel so very sorry for the women who dismissed this book because of the language. The reviewer who said this book was for "ghetto" women, is in the exact false superiority (& delusional) mindset this book addresses. I expected to be told some hard truths about myself based on the reviews (& I was) but this was also truly one of the most empowering, enlightening, and uplifting books I've ever read. I roll my eyes at the term "self-help" but this book is exactly that in every sense of the term, without the pandering. The author skips the niceties you're probably used to being pacified by in order to burst your delusional bubble once and for all, so you can go discover and live your truth and do so with genuine confidence. I for one am grateful. I think you will be too if you listen, not to find fault in the delivery, but to consider and apply the truths of the message.

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Let the weak girl go

I wish GL would narrate his book but Patrick is a good narrator. Real advice that we can apply to be better and grow.

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A needed gut check

The last 30 minutes is the best and hit home for me the most. The book can be a bit offensive, but it’s meant to be to check us. To break out of old habits and limiting behaviors and thoughts. Not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for a change and ready to hear the truth, give it a listen.

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I love it!

If you are looking for a great book that will change your mindset and help you on your journey. This is it!
I recommend it to you.

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G.L. brings it! Narrator is best ever!

This was my 3rd G.L. Lambert book to complete. I have to say he brings it everything. i like how cohesive and complete his books are. I also like that he chose the same narrator who made the book come alive as he had so much conviction when reading that I thought he wrote the book himself. Don't read this book if your not ready to assess yourself honestly as some of what the author is asking of you is hard to hear and accept. however, it is the truth. if you are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the ghosting, time wasting, and done feeling like everyone else has the answers but you- then alas! this is the book that keeps on giving...
because this definitely is needed and recommended to listen to weekly.
To G.L. : you truly have found your calling. I appreciate your ability to call a spade a spade to uncover the thought life of man to cover all the complexity of relationships with ourselves and the opposite sex, our motives, our projections, and the fact that you aren't trying to change us only encouraging us to find ourselves stop comparing, and do the inner work that radiates attraction and abundance. im truly inspired and hope that I can continue down this path as to stop setting myself up for heartbreak and rejection. thank you! C. Sillavan

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Try it it's worth it

First of all the narrator Patrick Stevens is AMAZING! he reads it exactly how the author wrote it, expresses the words very well with the tone.
As a 26 year old this knowledge was very valuable for me, mainly for boosting yourself and stop settling for less just bcause you didnt know better.
I recommend it!!!

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Book was everything!

I definitely recommend this book! It gave me life and great advice! The book is very relatable!

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Life chAnger!

I love this book & the narrator! Took notes & everything! I will replay again & again! Thank you

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