Ice Planet Barbarians

By: Ruby Dixon

Narrated by: Hollie Jackson, Mason Lloyd

Lost

You'd think being abducted by aliens would be the worst thing that could happen to me. And you'd be wrong. Because now, the aliens are having ship trouble, and they've left their cargo of human women - including me - on an ice planet.

Found

And the only native inhabitant I've met? He's big, horned, blue, and really, really has a thing for me....

Contains mature themes.

©2015 Ruby Dixon (P)2017 Tantor

Love me some blue suede devils

Hunky blue suede aliens with horns, tails, and ridges in the right places worshipping ordinary gals who find themselves abducted and end up on a primitive planet. The nooky is campy and plentiful. There’s even loincloths and Mason Lloyd’s fabulous narration! Best books are 1 thru 6.

How did I not hate it…?

Well… I can’t say it was a great book but it was a free listen and I roll my eyes every time I see it so I figured WTH I’ll listen for a little while and roll my eyes and throw it in the did not finish pile…but as absurd as it looks and the premise seemed…it really wasn’t bad. A fair number of eye rolls, but I had set a pretty low bar and it cleared it pretty easily. I figure it’s a 3.5 (I round up when we can’t give 1/2 stars) a fine listen if you’re into romance/erotica but I probably won’t listen to it again. Might try listening to another book in the series though if it’s free and see if it becomes an absolute nightmare to listen to like so many other series…

loved it 🥰😍🥰😍

Why did it took me so long to read this? I could kick myself. I read the Fireblood Dragon series and loved it this is the same. Instant love from a horned blue skinned alien yes please. Protective and possessive, and barbarically romantic, hot damn I love Vektal. Georgie the new leader step up to the challenge and help her fellow humans who are in dire need of a better life after they have all been kidnapped/alien napped. The conversations are hilarious, the sexy is hot🔥 all that's needed now is a glass of wine to curl up and enjoy this book. The narration was excellent Hollie Jackson and Mason Lloyd is perfect together.

Entertaining

Alien Barbarians with ridges and blue-gray skin and horns. Human females kidnapped by aggressive aliens and unceremoniously dumped on a life sustaining planet. When Georgie is deemed the leader of the kidnapped humans, she goes off in search of something or anything to help them. She is soon snared by Vektal, the chief of the barbarian race and the real adventure begins.
I have heard so many good things about this series but since I'm not a huge sci-fi/paranormal romance reader, I was reluctant to start it. I am so glad I finally did. I can't wait to read the next story in the series.
I was able to read the story and listen to the audiobook book. The narrators were such a pleasure to listen to. Hollie Jackson made a refreshing Georgie and Mason Lloyd was a seriously alpha voice for Vektal.

Fun alien romance

This was a really fun listen. I enjoyed both readers; they did an amazing job at portraying the lead characters.

I will say about the lead female, I found her annoying referring to the tribe of natives as "barbarians" and "aliens" as well as her utter lack of survival skills. I don't think she really understands what "alien" means; she and the ladies are the foreign aliens. It makes her sound ignorant and insulting. It's like going to Mexico and calling Mexicans "aliens" or "immigrants". That's just dumb. The whole time I kept thinking, "You. You're the alien. You're the barbarian who literally smells like shit and can't find your ass from your elbow."

And if she's from Florida and was like "I'm good with crocodiles" then why such ignorance at the lake? She gets so close that native guy has to rescue her. Girl, if you're going to a new lake and you don't know the environment, why would get so close to the edge? Earth has a ton of predators; this isn't new for our species.

Maybe it's the author's way of comparing the softness of humans to the more primitive inhabitants.

I'm hoping the 2nd book's lead will be a bit more bearable. Otherwise, this was a really enjoyable listen.